Who did this to our brains? choi.
See swear, how miserable. Anonymous realmindz spat and u want 2 kih yasef, wat if its f2f? I bet you'll fight ferociously with him.
small yeye Gurl.

tripplephi:
PLEASE HOW CAN I GET THIS APP. ITS NOT ON APPSTORE

Bro long time.
How av u been?

send to 7sevensadigheji.....at.....gmail dot com

seguno2:


Is that why you pay taxes to your government and it collects federal allocation on your behalf?
So you can go about doing what you already paid for?
Is that wisdom or stupidity?
Choose.

Both buh
Your siggy contradicts this. just pointing that out.

may it find the right head.

buh op, can't u contact the jobless officials who are in charge to avert this danger?

jonbellion:
Even if Adolf hitler wasn't a christian he wasn't only after Jews
He also killed homosexuals. Gypsies and anyone who he taught was ruining his plans for a perfect Germany

The Jews and Jehovah's Witnesses be taking it personal as if na only them suffer during the time the bastard went mad.

Why would Adolf Hitler want to target only them?
He too was a Jewish bastard na.... ok, if he was targeting only dem, wetin dem do am? These Jews are deceivers I swear.

They better start letting the whole world know what vile things they did to piss the bastard off, if truly he killed 6million of them, a story I personality find hard to swallow.

Seun, ur comment on David tho... lwkmd.... The guy na real tout. e don tey wey agbero dey o. @Give me free food or I murder you and take your wife, lols

soberdrunk:
Bros you are a "pharmacist", face your "drugs" and leave the "vagina" for "experts"!!

experts?
e.g u or me?
No let me cry Abeg, ashawo guy. lolz

Towncrier007:
This is a personal experience which I'm sharing here on NL for everyone to wisen up about hiv matters...

I had sex with a lady that tried discouraging me from using a condom,her excuse was that it injures her vagina, it would have been tempting because of how neat and beautiful she looked like, but I refused to give in, it may sound as though am heartless but I don't play with my life when it comes to raw sex.
I refuse to succumb to her no sex game. fortunately for me later my friend who works in St Nicholas Hospital (hiv centre) told me that he say that particular girl came around for her retrovirus drugs.
fear catch me, as I was left in shock and fear, I then thought hope the condom didn't penetrate or something, reason I was forced to go for a test . Thank God am Negative.
so when last did you go for an hiv test?

I pray d God dat saved u save me o.....


me likkey skin2skin till I heard abt d death slimmy virus thingy. Me fear sex like plague now except boss billyonaire will let me know his secrets cos dat man no dey use sex play.

Lucasiangrey:
how were you able to tell it was the outside of your body?What state was your body while you were out?What initiated this act?

I have dreamt n I know a dream when I have one.
So I'm at a loss how I will be able to explain how I'm sure I was out of my body cos it wasn't a dream I experienced when I felt what I felt all the times I left my body.

Whenever u experience paralysis in ur sleep, just tell yourself its ok n leave all the talks you've heard of PPP pressing ppl n see how you'll vibrate out.

Its all fun n interesting cray cray tho.

Lucasiangrey:
only if you have been outside the box,then will you know the box even exist.you know you are inside a box!,you knew that because you have been on the outside.therefore you are a god and the same time man!.or you just speculated?

Been outside my body b4 n I know the feeling of being. Concept of god has been corrupted n exploited since times any ruddy mind can grasp anything.

Being is everything. The sun creates the rest. Its all just I illusions. I mean when mind exceeds matter.
When u break all you see down (man included) to the lowest building particle, you'll find the truth in the words "everything is vanity".....

Gud morrow bro.

You can't possibly be inside a box n know what's outside the box. Leave your body first n find out....

You said it yourself, everything in nature goes in circles- our lives included.
Ye are nature, Ye are Gods, Nature is God.
No explanation, lols,

phemocheee:
The gate and walls of your compound did not stop the spirit, the door to your living room did not stop the spirit, even the door to your Dad's room did not prevent the spirit from entering. So it took an ordinary flexible mosquito net to stop him? . Op, kontinu.

Still wondering why a spirit will want to lift a net when he didn't need a bulldozer to get in at first.

Anyways, may your Dad never see evil, touch evil or hear evil (AMEN).

In other words go and get mosquito nets, u don't know when evil spiiiirits might decide to visit

#Kudos2MosquitoNets

McIroncock:
its located between a pretty lady's legs

You ehn, you too like better tin

I have read threads on here where Christians condemn out of body experiences otherwise called OBE, now have you come across this verse in your bibles? Like most people don't read their copies of the bible at all. So many things they don't know in the bible.
Let's talk after you read this part in your own copy of the bible.

KJV- 1Cor 12:2-4

2 I knew a man in Christ above fourteen years ago, (whether in the body, I cannot tell; or whether out of the body, I cannot tell: God knoweth such an one caught up to the third heaven. 3 And I knew such a man, (whether in the body, or out of the body, I cannot tell: God knoweth 4 How that he was caught up into paradise, and heard unspeakable words, which it is not lawful for a man to utter.

otemanuduno help me call them to come see your style of prayer they condemn in their holy book.

babz007:
you must be mad i said this thing is giving me big headache you talking nonsense

What if I tell u otem might be right?

you're d one giving ursef headaches n I promise u, it'll stop soon cos u will be stopped by those undesirable entities who don't want u wandering in their territory. Had this same experience for sometime but it stopped when I told an elder in church. Believe me... I MISS THE EXPERIENCE EVEN TRIED FORCING IT BUT TILL DATE, NOTHING HAS HAPPENED.

GoodLuck

opson2016:


Someone wants to apply when shortlisting.of names is underway, Haba!

Well, can someone show him/her how to apply?

This is so saaaaaaaad that a Nigerian is just knowing that there's something called NPOWER.

This is disheartening.

lols, u n or thinking sef

opson2016:


Source:
http://nationalmirroronline.net/new/fg-releases-n65bn-for-social-investment-programme/

So how do we apply?

Hello fellow nlrs especially our dear phone engineers

I'm in need of your help and advice please.

I use. Huawei G610-T11 phone.
For sometime now I just can't access Google Play, Gmail or any Google services on the phone, I can only access my mail thru Opera mini only.

Pls wat can I do to fix this.
Help me jor Baba.

dragnet, pelumiv, hayprof, Gsmxpert, aieromon, engrhamid, otikpoko, thom4pal, puskin and all you Phone Techies pls help.

Thanks

Dexpro:
Is she exposed to mosquito bites?Does she stay in or outdoor?

she's alsatian n she stays only in d confines of my gate

Dexpro:


My advice, get a pet protector. She might be infested.

Hey, your pups need PET protector. Keeping Your Pets Flea & Tick - Free for 4 Years wink

You can order here http://www.petprotector.org/products?ID=78181

pls tell me wat to do wif mydog (puma).

She always has miscarriage n now she haz one sprained leg, despite vets visits,, it still happens

emeijeh:

**scratching my head

no nid 2 scratch, dried planks available

emeijeh:

**scratching my head

no nid 2 scratch, dried planks available

frubben:



D tin tire me o

u no shock when u see "shape shifter"

Avoidhellfire:
I will like to know if a child of God can marry a "shapeshifter" and if so will your children also be shapeshifters. mature answers needed

what exactly do u mean by "shapeshifter"? I just hope u dnt mean "in d entire sense of shape shifting". Wahala dey sha

tripplephi:


Bros I no get mouth reject you for any matter... Abeg send me mail o... I no fit fail you but if you enter jack pot win 20m abeg I go follow u split am o...

Daddy, sorry for late reply. It's the loan I'm working for o. I barely have time for myself and even my phone come go break.

Can u call me? so dat I'll have ur number.
I know u don't teach but i need to discuss some things with u, I already have ur mail id. I'll send u my number.
Make we talk abeg, ur fellow delta bro needs ur professional advice o.

tripplephi:


Ask n meet Shocker007, I know he can help you. I have already begun training people, registration was free but is closed now.

so registration begin, u didn't remember to let ur bro know abi?

See, i wanna collect .... n i need a means to pay it early o. So i use my mama beg u, join me for the training o.

tripplephi:



Hahahahaha Op thinking you are opening a thread but you are actually exposing a problem you have... When you truly dream... It contains all senses that's why people eat in there dreams too. So speak only for yourself. And kindly seek spiritual or psychological help. The synergy of all senses occur in a dream state but it's not always we determine facts by smell. It's the part of your physical body and senses you use most that determines which you will use in your dreams.

This thread is good but not the truth... Just your personal experience and a few others.

You're right to say d op is speaking for himself/herself.

I do taste n smell everything in my own dreams when called for. I even sometimes control my dreams but most times ain't purposely planned.

Dreams most times are workings of d mind and brain, but note... if u feel some sort of vibration in ur head, know d dream has more than just a reflection... that's from experience.

long time my bro.

One hell of a story.
Nice plot, mi likely
applause to d mind that created this, u get mind wells
continue abeg

akpur1:
All I can see is an injured witness. Cry on Bro

U no go grow up? At your age u still acting silly.