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Wow, this is a nice cos, will help improve CV and it's diverse..

How can one go about it
And is everything totally free??

@OP, dats a serious issue. U should av corrected it after ssce, cos it's really very late now. U will understand how serious it is wen u av minor bank issue,like making huge transfer. They will stress d living hell out of u, dat the name must b dsame in any identity card u used.

Mine was only d first other name dat was missing from my NIN, cos dats d identification I used, and my bank name has all 3, dey didn't acknowledge d affidavit dat states dat all 3 names are mine. They said I must change it via NIN or any identification card I want to use

U av 2 options

A) Just live with it like dat. Assume James as d Last name n Johnson as ur other name, since chika is already ur first name there. And I also hope it's same like this in ur bank details...

B) Swear an affidavit dat the 3 names are urs and dat there was a mistake, ur other name was used as last name and last name as ur other name. And also go and change ur NIN to d new format n other identification like driver's licence and voter's card. If u can't change d voter's card, apply for a new one wen it time with d exact pattern u want..
Then take d affidavit, new identification to ur bank and use it to change ur NIN and change of name in ur acct....

Option B is very stressful, cos it's illogical to comprehend d fact dat a mistake was made in ssce, jamb, degree and NIN. It will be difficult to convince someone it's a mistake. I would av been easier if u av corrected it after ssce.

In terms of job and work related stuff, it won't b stressful since u av affidavit to cover it, and all 3 names were actually in ur cert, not dat u are changing anyone.

But every logical person will wonder how u made such a mistake consistently, so it's better d affidavit should be change of surname and other name, instead of claiming or 3 names are urs... Explain to d person dat will do d affidat dis exact way u av done here as well, so he can advise u as well, and also, I beg u, go to ur bank and explain to dem and seek for solution on how dey think u can fix it too.

I hope dis will help, thanks

idahme:
No olosho in Nigeria is genuine, they always have options I can bet you and if you deny link here to a job that is equivalence to her skills or a minimum wage job and watch if they will accept it . Don't give her money, give her a minimum wage job and see drama .

These ladies won't do a job that pays them what they get a night, all of these stories is a typical way for women not to be held accountable for their actions. Let's reverse the scenario we can agree that armed robbers are majorly from poor homes but do we ever blame their background or we hold them accountable for their actions? Is it because they are mostly men? Every acts that are antithetical to societal development should be held accountable for those who make that happen.

Hmmmmmm, it's just d bitter truth though. It's just a matter of choice and we all made our own choice. Like u explained, others are also in such situations, but did t go into prostitution, I don't know wether it's individual threshold for suffering.

And there are always consequences for every choice we make. And we all ought to take responsibility of d outcome of our decisions..

I believe with God's direction, we can still help them, cos I don't believe dey were born prostitutes, just circumstances, n dey made their decisions..... And we both know such decisions are d easiest to make, but always come with catastrophic ramifications.

Vinnie2000:
OP, I Hope you won't Beg on this thread.

Dat's what you did the other time.

Using this Acc and your other Overmars ACC to beg, after claiming that Pubic Hair grew to the tip of your Penis.

Fergie and Mynd44, Take note of this OP o.

U nor well ooo,, lol....
Nor kill me with laugh ooo...

Which one is "Pubic Hair grew to the tip of your Penis" again.

Can't stop laughing.....

brain54:
Not all stories you hear from hook up girls are true...

Some do it gleefully and see it as a normal way of life.

Only a few of them are forced to do it because they have no other alternatives or opportunities.

Many see it as a way to make easy money... They have no scrubs doing it.

Recently I dated this pretty and decent looking girl that works in a bank and earns a sizable amount of money. I stumbled on her phone one day and what I saw shocked me. Because she had no excuse to do hook up going by financial gains. This is someone living a comfortable life and looking so decent.

Times have greatly changed the modern woman just doesn't care.

Don't be deceived... 99.2 % of them doing hook up are exactly where they want to be!

My issue now is how do I think we gonna know those dat are genuine, dat are telling d truth. Cos Nigeria is so bleeped up right now dat we all have trust issues. Most times we fail to help those truly in need thinking it's another new scheme to fool n defraud is....

This thing hard ooo, I understand OP ooo, d nigha is confused right now after reading comments

EzehFx:
You see that kobojunkie of a guy... He can make you loose your sanity here on NL. That guy is always on the opposition on every thread created here on NL.

I think his getting paid to always drag conversations on something so common. Always ignore him and save your sanity

Thanks bro,, I'm done with dat fool now... Very stupid n irrational being.... Trolling with empty skull.

Kobojunkie:
You see why we continue to say that common sense is very far from a lot of you still? 😟🤨🤨

You asked her for a liberty that is denied you by virtue of your being in marriage. By granting you that liberty she equally grants herself that same liberty since marriage is an agreement that binds two individuals equally. You can cheat in marriage also means she can equally cheat in marriage. 😕

2. Your reasoning of things sef.... e dey tire person to try to digest! 😕

I don't blame u, I blame Nigeria educational system, cos it's a someone who is stupid dat can reason like u... I politely replied u n u r hearing spewing trash. U deynmad gang, u stupid bastard...

I don't blame u, I blame myself for engaing in such discussion with a foolish uncultured swine.

I even took my time to explain part of marriage to u, yet ur half baked brain couldn't comprehend shit..... Gutter bred kid forming woke...

Nobody asked for no fucking liberty u dullard,, d bone of contention n wat started d issue is dat SHE DENIED D MAN HIS CONJUGAL RIGHT.... This is Africa (TiA). It's our tradition. We wouldn't even have dis conversation if she didn't deny d man his conjugal rights... It's fucking simple to comprehend kid, if u can't Bleep, pls marry who is like u... Don't marry who has high sexual urge or libido n say u ain't in d mood. It's wickedness, n it's evil.

D man is ready to satisfy her, yet she is depriving him, now he wants to cheat, u r saying u will cheat too.. For wat reason do u want to cheat.... U do t wanna give ur husband, yet u wanna cheat... U dis pikin, u get sense so...

Think n reason b4 u speak or type rubbish ooo.. Always make sure ur brain is connected to ur brain b4 u speak or type kid.

mightycrowns44:
Just rough estimate will be okay.Your location,please.

I have done it, but d stuff is too big to upload here.. Chat me here 070.67000.987 on whatsapp

Kobojunkie:
If she gives you permission to cheat, do you also take it as permission for her to cheat as well? Cause marriage is meant to be where two become as one— an agreement for both. So when one is permitted to cheat, it should also mean the other is equally allowed to cheat. 🤨

She is not permitted, never...
She is d one dat couldn't meet up to her conjugal duties, not u. It's ur right to knack, especially if u did traditional marriage. It's all part of d rites na. Abi knacking nor b part of d reason u marry, so u won't contract infection from multiple partners....

Wen she needs it, try n refuse and wait for her reaction, it may be instant or later. Den tell her dat, d way she feels now, dats exactly how u feel all d time she was doing dat shit to u.

Normally, u people were suppose to attend marriage class where u will b taught all these. They will tell u dere dat, if u are not ready for all these, look for a partner dat can cope with it. Even parents to female normally tell dia daughters abt dis sex part as well.


So no excuse, nobody will blame u for cheating, u tried ur best..

It's simple na, simply tell her wat she is doing is not fair. U both agreed to it by becoming husband n wife.

Simply tell her dat, if she can't meet up with how many times u want it, she should give u permission to cheat and u will never disturb her again. Dat she will be enjoying her sleep n rest both in d morning n at night.

If she doesn't agree, tell her dat if u couldn't hold ursef n cheated, she shouldn't take it personally, she should understand.


Cos there is no one u will tell dis shit now, n such person will support ur woman...

Just try hold body for straight 2 weeks after doing d above, her conscience go kill her, na she go dey beg u to knack.

mightycrowns44:
Please,how many blocks do I need to fence 2 acres of land,50 by 100 per plot? If possible sharp sand and cement that will be required ?

I will send u d breakdown calculations. 1 acre of 50x100ft is 8 plots. So for 2 acres it is 16 plots.. I will convert d feet to metres , find d total length and width (perimeter) of d land, find d length of each 6 inches block to know how many that will occupy d space, find d numbers of block in each column i.e pillar, find d mortar space (space between 2 blocks). Then subtract it from d total perimeter of d land.

From d total numbers of block and mortar, we can easily get our cement and sand. Just like I did up dere...

Will upload d calculations here, but gonna make some assumptions, cos work men don't really follow standard.

commited:
Thank you very much. God bless you Sir for this insight

You are welcome, this is wat a forum is all about. It is suppose to be helpful and of value.

I'm glad I could help. Feel free to quote me next time for quick reply.

Bouncingbabyboy:
Informants are strangers trying to gain your trust
While snitches are people you eat from the same plate

I will use drug cartel gang as an example.

Informant in a cartel is a policeman/anti drug agent dat is well trained and sometimes always put on wire. And he is planted there by d anti drug angency to get information about d organization like their leadership structure, modus operandi, cells, and so on.


While a snitch is someone already in d cartel, working with u, sometimes for years but is giving out information to anti drug agency with monetary reward, or blackmail dat he won't be investigated or jailed wen dey take d cartel down, or using d security of his family to get info from him.

So in conclusion, a snitch is someone dat is in ur team dat has a deal with d anti drug agency

While an informant is someone planted by d angency and it's usually his job not an agreed deal or gain.

Pootle:
the tread never go far you guys are already fighting each other....hope no be the jazz dey scatter here

anyway am outta here

Nor kill me with laugh abeg ......


I confuse too,,, make I move out too oo


Lol

Here is d calculation. I'm a Civil Engineer
Hope it helps.

commited:
Professional in the house. Please I need help in this area.

How many trip of double axle truck (20 to truck) of sharp sand will be required to mould 8000 piece of 6" solid blocks. Each bag of cement is required to produce maximum of 38 number of 6" block.

Thank you

U need between 9 and 10 Trucks. It's because of d density of d sand and other factors like

a) block design
b) sand loss due to loading and offloading
c) human errors etc

Will snap and send u d calculation, can't type it here.

deelor:
This is a very good write up. You have said it all my brother. Meanwhile, some persons would still attack you for saying the truth. Indeed, we should be happy that he's a Christian and probably man of God. #Ripsir.quote author=Edojoma post=132874846]

RIP

Death is inevitable, we always prepare for every other thing in lif, but never prepare for our death. Especially in Africa, if u talk abt it, d reply it's always "God Forbid". Same God, dat created u from dust and to dust u sha return.

It's good to die in a state of grace after living a fulfilled life. Sometimes I wonder whether if these wealthy pastors will take d wealth with dem to dia grave, or will live forever.

Christian came from "CHRIST LIKE". After analyzing d life of Christ, these pastors are not christians walahi. Jesus had every opportunity to make money off d rich in d Bible, but he didn't, he even rode on a borrowed donkey to Jerusalem, instead of a horse dat signified royalty. Yet our ogas dem dey acquire heaven and earth and dey still have d guts to call themselves CHRIST LIKE.

They av already started, saying d truth is now like an attack to some. What did I say wrong here dat warrant curses. Did I even curse anyone

Only analysed d life of Jesus Christ, and how his followers are today. Yet dey say dey where called by Christ, but don't wanna live like who called dem lived his life.

jordyspices:
His watch has ended

RIP

Death is inevitable, we always prepare for every other thing in lif, but never prepare for our death. Especially in Africa, if u talk abt it, d reply it's always "God Forbid". Same God, dat created u from dust and to dust u sha return.

It's good to die in a state of grace after living a fulfilled life. Sometimes I wonder whether if these wealthy pastors will take d wealth with dem to dia grave, or will live forever.

Christian came from "CHRIST LIKE". After analyzing d life of Christ, these pastors are not christians walahi. Jesus had every opportunity to make money off d rich in d Bible, but he didn't, he even rode on a borrowed donkey to Jerusalem, instead of a horse dat signified royalty. Yet our ogas dem dey acquire heaven and earth and dey still have d guts to call themselves CHRIST LIKE.

TJOS:
Illegal immigrants are taking experienced jobs for minimal pay, which drives legal citizens out of the workforce. This marks a turning point, and change is on the horizon. America will rise to greatness once more.

If you enter America legally, you have every reason to feel secure.

U said it all... And dey make it sound like Trump wanna deport all blacks in America. Like u can never come to America if Trump is president. These people are just selfish, how will dey feel if it's their country, a country dey faught for, died for and made great. Or av u forgotten wen all America presidents were ex military den...

These people av given a lot for their generations to be ok, yet blacks wanna go reap where dey did not show. And still don't wanna do it legally.

Pochettino:
Women are usually more receptive during the festive seasons because we are gold diggers. We women need to do better honestly.

U don come here again with dis ur female moniker??


Y u dey like dis now.. Are u scared of d ladies dat u can't say whatever u want to with ur real moniker...

kkins25:
12 hours at $50 No wonder she's selling fast.

E be like u don forget say na raffle draw. Na only first get 12hrs oo. Wat is d possibility of making it out of 70... U one risk am... Lol

I don't av time for people who thinks dat dia God given pussy is an oil well or business enterprise

Flangelo12:
They don't expect Trump to last.

J D Vance is the President in-waiting.

I don't think dat can happen, if someone like buhari or tinubu could last till now, den no need to mention Trump na.....

Flangelo12:
Think about it.

Musk has Trump.

Thiel has Vance.

Both Musk and Thiel made their money through PayPal.

Both make their money today, mostly from US Government contracts.

Exactly wat I reasoned as well... Dats y I asked u to confirm...

So Thiel prefer money to sexuality n yet d poor werey dem carry am for head. Some1 dat is gay is supporting anti gay candidate because of business.

And also,
I just pity those women protesting as well, so dey thought is only votes from men dat made trump win....

Flangelo12:
The point I'm making is J D Vance has a sponsor, part of the PayPal mafia, which includes Elon Musk.

That sponsor is Peter Thiel.

Peter Thiel is a Billionaire.

Peter Thiel is gay.

Seriously??

While will Peter Thiel now support a Trump presidency dat is anti gay, when d nigha is gay himself. Cos I'm sure he knows pretty well dat it's Trump dat will be calling d shots.

I don't understand d gaame he is playing at all. Pls expatiate if u av any idea abt his intentions...

Or is he doing it just to benefit in terms of business not sexual orientation. And if so, d nigha prefers money over his sexuality?

I don't really understand oo bro

Flangelo12:
Do you know J D Vance?

I care about d president's position. Cos his policies determine wat happens.

And to be sincere with u, I don't even know who dat nigha is, just like I don't know Kamala Harris vice

Nice1,, I like people dat are direct. I tell u exactly wat I'm gonna do, I don't care if u like it or not, nor if it suits ur agenda or not..

It's wat I can do dat I will stand by. Trump could av easily lied he won't go after dem just to get dia votes. But he'll no, d man said it n stood by it. Imagine d population dat voted for him indirectly voted against LGBTQ shit..

Dats to tell u dat even Americans are not in 100% support, and if a survey is done, u will be shock to see d numbers dat will vote against dat shit.... Yet d fucking Kamala n co wanna force it on other nations, wen ur own country does not support it

LordIsaac:
Walahi...e shock me sef. I checked to be sure the moniker is not "pocahontas" and I was right!

I even thought it was POCAHONTAS.... Dat hairy balls nigha behind d moniker na werey oooo...

And I av already quoted him, e pain me.

Pochettino:
We Nigerian women need to appreciate our men for always helping to boost our ego and help our mental health.

Despite the fact that we are not as attractive or desirable as caucasian and asian women, our Naija men still make sure to hype us and treat us like queens.

God bless our men dearly

Are u really saying dis as a woman?

Don't let feminist come 4 ur head oo.....
Dey take everything too personal

VikingKing:
You're not psychic. You're getting info off of their zodiac signs using their D.O.B. How dumb can you nairalanders be??

U said it all. It's just copy and paste, no sense wat made. He thinks he is smart, alaye still dey learn...

vowiski:
You want to go and enjoy what other people’s parent died for..

Die for Nigeria, Let your children enjoy it

Nice1, and we are not even asking d important question here, just drawing conclusions.

Why is it dat he prefers those particular country immigrants to others??

This is wat we should b asking..

LordBiden:
There is nothing to destabilize again in Nigeria sir.

Tinubu has already destroyed what is left to be destroyed.

From acute hardship to insecurity in every nook and cranny of Nigeria.

We shouldn't just conclude oo. Right now, whenever a crime is committed, u start ur investigation from who will benefit most from d outcome of crime.

Let's try n b rational, make we analyze and try to dot d I' and cross d T's.

A new Islamic terror group has emanated from sokoto right now, dey are called weda wukara or something. Even the govt confirmed it, and also dey are jittery. They are even complaining dat they are luring dia boys with 1m each to join.

If US or Israel should bomb Iran's oil infrastructure, den EU will need West Africa (particularly Nigeria) to fill d Iran void. And dat will give us strong negotiating power, and Iran loses. Cos Nigeria is like d backup of EU in place of Iran. So Israel can't just bomb Iran oil facilities without thinking how to fill d void, cos it may lead to inflation and shortage in global oil. And other EU countries depend on dis oil badly, same with d US, to stabilize d market n help strengthen d dollar.

According to my own analysis oo, if Iran should target Nigeria n oda countries dat may likely b dia substitute, it will b difficult to bomb dia facilities. Cos dere will b no backup. And at same time, Iran uses same money from d oil to fund wars.. So if Nigeria is unsecured, how can we increase oil production.

It's just my own thinking Sha, not drawing conclusions dat Iran is sponsoring terrorism in Nigeria.

You can add urs as well, so we see it from anoda angle..