₦airaland Forum

Jonasbadoo:
I'm addicted to diving in raw but I want to stop it to avoid STDs(I have never had one tbh) , I don't fancy using protection based on my past experiences cos I hardly cum with it anytime so how do I start feeling the shit with CD abeg? Experts in the house I need your advice

Go get before sex protection drugs, doz a aboki guys av all varieties.. But mind d kind of people u dive raw with..

One love

HARDLABOR:
What tha fvck is wrong with this nigga

Why is he doing like he's the girlfriend?

If the girlfriend can't withstand cheating boyfriend she should Pak 'N' Go na

U won't understand, but will if u were abroad...

Believe me u, dat nigga won't give a Bleep if it were to b naija

zexy2030:
My brother, my mind no go there, I rushed out for the money, because I wanted to travel this morning to Ibadan. The travel was all I was thinking.

I understand u bro,, u ain't d first n u won't b d last.. It happened to me too under a different circumstance, once ur mind is fixed on ur goal, u won't even notice any other shit until u r done... Believe me u, by tomorrow evening u av forgotten it even happened..

Yenefer:
if you think I'm after likes u are not been paying attention

It tells a lot dear... The want of d many outweighs d want of d few.. U won't understand...

One love dear

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr....
Keep on blazing my weed while I wait to see how things will unfold

It is good for them not to release the body to help in investigation
They can release those one before the endsars protest and those ones after the endsars protest.....
But the dead body during the endsars protest should not be released

Greetings boss,, I just like how real u r in everything... Av been following all ur comments on NL now.. I must say I respect u n who u r... And I no say u go like Erigga jams too.. I'm loyal boss.. Ur yesterday's comment on Haiti's FA pres was dope, even made it my whatsapp dp n status.. Respect..


I dey Benin too oo


Abeg nor mind my phone auto spell..

Yenefer:
Every problem. Buhari Buhari. PDP ruled over this country for 16 years. Just because Buhari is from the North. They try so hard to make it look like he is not working to take us to the promised land. Buhari is the best president Nigeria ever had

FTC but only 1 like, even other comments, it should tell a lot if u understand. Ur comments r just like dat of Lier(Lai).. Just an advice, no offence....Any news on lai I don't bother to read cos it reduces IQ... U can do better... One love

Johnson225:
Chaii. I remember back then in Js2. When I use mistake touch amaka for her backside and the mumu gal come go report. Hey God! See the way Aunty kemi flog me anyhow that day like say i thief her palliative
Amaka, anywhere you dey na God go judge you

600yrs for amaka

This table u r shaking so,, my hand nor dey oo

heendrix:
What men do lives on after them Either good or Bad

My Warri people If Buhari come Warri una go do Weytin??

If we see buhari for warri, we go wear d nigga 500

kunkelhanspeter:
Bro which herbal supplement you dey use please?

Una plenty here oo,,,

Something must trigger something

DDeliverer:
See the way you are blabbing like a fool. LOL

Don't min him , he thinks whites r like us dat are fanatics like us in issues concerning humanity. How do u expect a typical rational human to speak up after seeing several videos of sars brutality... Sars behaviour is appalling n repugnant to modern Soviet, not just modern ,, to humanity as a whole...

pretydiva:
Nice one. We move

No,, SARS dey dat side..

saaphiere:
Or related to or benefit from yahoo boys.
The guilty are always afraid.

Water wen touch penis must touch blockus,,,d death n pain from SARS e go reach u too, den I wonder how bad u will feel wen its coming from some1 dat is supoz to b protecting u... Now u feel u r d most decent person cos u not experienced it ba... E dey go round...

#endsars

saaphiere:
Grace in Action.
If God cannot do it, then it does not exist.

Only u na OP n FTC ,, wats ur gain

Allow odas enjoy FTC na..

Zendinho:
The last picture with that type of nose mask is scary......


Pls don't bring such to the polling unit o.....else all eligible voters go run s scatter.....

Couldn't stop laughing too

I av done same a lot, something I notice is dat d one disect into 4 parts usually find it difficult to grow well, most experienced stunted growth.. But into 2 parts is very OK... And it also depends on d specie as well... Nice1 @ OP.... I will advise beginners to experiment with just for seeds,, cut dem into 4 parts each n complete d process n also observe dia growth, to avoid stories that touches d soul... In short ,, any procedure u decide to use,, test run with few seeds first...


Things are really gonna b expensive by January, so d earlier u start planting ,, d better d cashing out in January..

Ma,, even though I didn't read d news but just from d headline,, I no ur problem....

I only pray dis day dat since wat SARS is doing is fine by u,,, may such befall u n ur family.. And as innocent parents cry n wail in anguish for dia loss,, may u c reasons to cry as well, Amen.....

My people said dat water dat Ouches d penis must surely touch d scrotum, na turn by turn, e go reach u... U won't b in govt 4ever..

This is the right way to go about it,, not SARS shot 2 yahoo boys.....

And someone should pls beg SARS to leave d work of EFCC..... How special anti robbery n kidnapping squad take relate to cyber crime??

We av agencies for dat....


#EndSars

Or11:
My bro, you are a car dealer and you are doing well. You have probably grown in the game from when you first started. A lot of Nigerians keep blaming the government for their crime. Did the government help you start your business? No, but you and many other hardworking Nigerians are making money legally so why cheat people. There's no time for trials with crimes robbery and Yahoo if proven i.e evidence on their phone of their criminal activities. Shoot them, let the pain of their victims follow them to their early grave.

My brother u can't kill some1 for stealing,, u can only do dat wen d person is with a gun or exchanged fire with dem... We av rules, n we must follow dem.. I thought we av a constitution in dis shithole.... Rules are d only thing dat separates us from d animals, without dem,, we live with d animals

visiondee:
As I don't support fraud. is it now the solution for the custodian of law to take law into his or her hand not working with the ethics of his job?... is it in Nigerian law to kill everyone you assume as yahoo on first sight? Before you said I've not experienced it, I have add experience even on this Nairaland like @legaldeals who was into importation whom I believe is no more on this platform or now using another username scammed me sometimes ago.

Pls tell him oo.. Dere are young boys dat r engineers n were lucky to hook up with companies n working offshore, dere are doz into civil engineering dat r handling buildings on dia own, dere are doz trading Fx legitly,,, odas learnt good trade of importation n spareparts from dia relatives, especially d igbos n dey r doing very fine..... Some r into bitcoin, freelancing online n all dat...

Because I'm fresh doesn't mean I'm a yahoo boy..... So I can't av rest of mind again in dis country because I'm having a laptop, iPhone, iPad, Lexus, Benz or putting on designers....


Naija is truly shithole,, not to even mention tattoos or dread,, once dey c dis,, u r irresponsible or a criminal... D world is laughing at us.....

Rule of law,,, #endSars

nazicartel:
My own Patigi.... Remembered when we camped in Edu.... That Patigi, kaiama and Baruten was a no go area for the Corp members then, don't know about now...
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Back to the topic, APC needs to re-strategize, everything is going against them

I c my fellow Yikpata corp member back den...I'm still wondering if dat NYSC pitch can b called a pitch or a rock....

Ebenezer2021:
that's my school oga and the previous academic calendars bears the school's logo with letter head.
That's not and can never be the school's valid calendar, rather that's the work of a jobless miscreant.
If you still doubt then I'd share an image of previous academic calendars and you'll compare it with this fake one and decide for yourself

Stop analysing dere n confirm..

I'm a pg student in uniben,, just called student affairs n dean to confirm,, its true, pg will resume first,, d letter is like DAT because the meeting was held online....

And d only clause he added is DAT everything now depends on ASUU... Xo don't b too quick to dispute info....

And it has been confirmed by odas in our pg whatsapp group as well..

Couldn't upload full PDF ...

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imamabi:
If you think they are doing to help the Nigerian masses you are deceiving yourself. They ban those that incite election violence. What about those that embezzle millions and are going to invest it there?

Is it not those dat incite electoral violence dat wins n also embezzle enough money to invest in dia country

Its same set of people. Cos doz dat r embezzling, r either those directly involved or dia puppets dat r benefiting from dem... So hit d nail on d head n every oda part will follow..

Kendumazy:
Was asked to attend my niece PTA meeting sometimes ago and during the discussion, this birthday issue came up.

I pointed out all my observations to the parents and school authority which I had noticed a long time ago.

1. Some teachers gives priority and respect to some parents due to some parents bringing nice and lots of birthday celebration items for their kids to the school. Mostly handling it over to the child teacher in doing the sharing. Parents who can't afford to do this are seen as paupers and treated anyhow. Seen first hand of such treatment in a school. No understanding of all fingers are not equal.

2. Kids don't understand if a parent has the fund to foot the school birthday celebration. They want to have it done at all cost. You don't do it for them, they either get sick or don't go to school that day or starts behaving irrationally.

Most parents and school authority attested to this facts. Infact, the school authority said a female teacher was recently sacked due to her looking down on a parent because of the parent not celebrating her child birthday in school. Very honest and wonderful proprietor.

At the end of the day, the school and parents concluded on canceling any birthday celebration in school.

The teacher should just ask the whole class to sing for the celebrant.
The celebrant should come with 3 different stories book which will be announced on the assembly ground. The story book should be kept in the school Library, if any pupil is interested in reading it, he or she can always go to the school Library to read it.

Its ur opinion though and I respect it..

But I think we Africans run from our responsibilities, or we dont av d guts to own up to our mistakes n short comings.

Its better we make these kids/teachers/proprietor/parents to understand d situation.

U celebrate bdays n put stringent rules dat admonishes such retrogressive act. U make dem understand dat all fingers r not equal and everyone's capabilities should b respected.

This same reason u gave up dere are also can also happen in anoda way.

If u av ever taught in a big private boarding school u will understand dat teachers always give special treatment to kids with very rich parents, not because dey celebrated bday, but because of d fact dat everything d child needs in sch is always given to u, n d parents mist times send d teachers money monthly as a token of appreciation, especially wen dey come around during visiting days. Some teachers av even gotten better jobs because of d connection dey got. Imagine students taking flight to resume school in anoda state.

In d case above, after d boy graduated, d dad helped d teacher to secure a job in a big firm

U c,, shit will never end, its better u teach such mentors not to show such favoritism, caution dem, cos either u like it or not, such favoritism will always exist, bday or no bday.. Just like parents loving one child d most, but won't show it to make odas feel bad. Because dey didn't show it didn't dispute d fact dat favoritism for odas to c doesn't exist in dia heart.

So let's always seek d best solution to our problem..

Thanks bro, stay safe.

Righteousnesss8:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Could dis b slawormir in disguise

Keep barking ......

Toothless bulldog

But u space bookers everywhere