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Baba,, Shane nor even catch u as u dey talk am sef...

Abi u nor even happy say u nor buy d clothes, pay transport to n fro, and buy food, den still buy take away and give her thanks for coming.... This can't b Nigeria Sha,, though in saner climes, courtesy demand she order for u too, but it's not ur right dat she must buy for u...

Some men Sha, to buy small ice cream or soda for ursef still hard u. Relationship O ti lo on first date..

boxypane:
This people nor dey finish

Dem nor fit finish na, cos d army is always giving time to regroup and recover. Ask ursef y is it dat d army is always defending.. These are fucking terrorists destabilizing d country, d army is suppose to b on d offensive side, always hunting dem down.

Just imagine US, wen d were attacked 9/11. They took d fight to d terrorist, dey always do. Put a recon team with snipers, gps tech and all. Their job is to call in air strike on enemies position, logistics base, cut dia food supply, govt should arrest all doz funding dem, cut d funding... And u see dey will all run away, declare them "kill on sight". No prison for dem, d penalty is death. Arrest and detain anyone dey do business with and shares info to dem... Infiltrate dem, and plant ur informant dere...


They are just playing games with dis crises I swear, cos it's not suppose to take Nigerian army 3months to wipe d bastards out..

santaclaws:
So Davido is a cultist... Our society has turned into something else. What a shame.

Ah,, u don't know
Wow, I'm surprised at u oo,, wen u listen to songs, always pay attention to d lyrics n d signs in dia video.. He already told us a lot of times dat he is a cultist na..

9ice ft davido Living things.. Lyrics, "My 7 dem nor fit shake am"

Davido Fem... Where do u think dat word came from, dats wat he told burna, and it caused serious issue den among Ayes, cos burna is also 7..

It is profitable to keep quiet most times about things u really don't understand than to display ur ignorance and dance naked in the market. If he really knows how true educational system is suppose to be, he wouldn't av displayed this level of ignorance. With this, we now why dey appoint dumbass niggas into important positions. I won't be surprise if he appoints a bricklayer as a project manager in construction firm.

WilsonBright935:
You both have different issues. Yours is missing name, his issue is name arrangement. No one will query you for name arrangements.

So he won't have any complication with his bank? But I will still advise he visits his bank, cos they headache the most. Just imagine the current of that lady whose brother told about money in his acct and access are denying dat there is no money. These people can use little things to defraud or stress you.

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Werey must look for every opportunity to beg money. I know if he is to give a speech about possibility of 3rd world war, werey go still find way to beg money inside too..

You people generate d necessary funds, increased every tariff and all just to fund ur lifestyle and pay urselves all allowances. Then u people av d guts to tell d common man to manage, to help each other, dat anywhere u c food, eat oo. Yet everything and anything u do is paid for by d people's common wealth..

Yet u beg n degrade ur country just to get more money to pay urselves n siphon.

E nor go better for who do Africa leaders dis thing ooo

I love her boldness, and it's ur choice... But don't come and tell us it's ur PAST tomorrow ooo, cos e dey sweet u now oooo. U dat has acknowledged indirectly dat wat u are doing is not good. 2morow now, u will say it's just ur PAST..

To d guy in d other thread about a woman's past, come see one dem here now ooo. Later she go say na her PAST oooo...

Own up to it like dis 2morw ooo

@OP, just dey play with ur life. No matter d situation or reason why someone made a wrong decision, which is always d simple option, odas av been dere as well, and dey didn't give in.. So every action, option, choice, decision we make has consequences. And thus, since u made d choice, u must enjoy d consequences.

And d fact dat it's our fellow nigga dat slept with her b4 it's not an excuse, there are girls also dat faced worse situation, but still kept themselves n didn't make such decision. Most girls prefer to use dia pussy to make money, like dating old men, and all kind of rubbish. Then come back later to be talking trash dat it's dia PAST.

No one has d monopoly of a crazy past, we all could av done same, abi u think say e easy to maintain sexual purity, u know d temptation people faced, yet struggled not to give in. Then at d end, u dat took d easy option will tell me bullshit dat it's ur fucking PAST.

Always remember dis simple math
PAST + PRESENT = FUTURE

A lot of girls hide d careless life dey lived den under d guise of PAST, and yet they enjoyed it den ooo. U can't eat ur cake and av it back...

In African culture, a man has an advantage over a woman whom dey both have same past. It's just d ugly truth. It's easier for a man with ugly past to get a decent girl, Dan a girl of ugly past to get a decent guy. It has been so since time immemorial.... Even in d Bible...

Let me end it here..

Wow, this is a nice cos, will help improve CV and it's diverse..

How can one go about it
And is everything totally free??

@OP, dats a serious issue. U should av corrected it after ssce, cos it's really very late now. U will understand how serious it is wen u av minor bank issue,like making huge transfer. They will stress d living hell out of u, dat the name must b dsame in any identity card u used.

Mine was only d first other name dat was missing from my NIN, cos dats d identification I used, and my bank name has all 3, dey didn't acknowledge d affidavit dat states dat all 3 names are mine. They said I must change it via NIN or any identification card I want to use

U av 2 options

A) Just live with it like dat. Assume James as d Last name n Johnson as ur other name, since chika is already ur first name there. And I also hope it's same like this in ur bank details...

B) Swear an affidavit dat the 3 names are urs and dat there was a mistake, ur other name was used as last name and last name as ur other name. And also go and change ur NIN to d new format n other identification like driver's licence and voter's card. If u can't change d voter's card, apply for a new one wen it time with d exact pattern u want..
Then take d affidavit, new identification to ur bank and use it to change ur NIN and change of name in ur acct....

Option B is very stressful, cos it's illogical to comprehend d fact dat a mistake was made in ssce, jamb, degree and NIN. It will be difficult to convince someone it's a mistake. I would av been easier if u av corrected it after ssce.

In terms of job and work related stuff, it won't b stressful since u av affidavit to cover it, and all 3 names were actually in ur cert, not dat u are changing anyone.

But every logical person will wonder how u made such a mistake consistently, so it's better d affidavit should be change of surname and other name, instead of claiming or 3 names are urs... Explain to d person dat will do d affidat dis exact way u av done here as well, so he can advise u as well, and also, I beg u, go to ur bank and explain to dem and seek for solution on how dey think u can fix it too.

I hope dis will help, thanks

idahme:
No olosho in Nigeria is genuine, they always have options I can bet you and if you deny link here to a job that is equivalence to her skills or a minimum wage job and watch if they will accept it . Don't give her money, give her a minimum wage job and see drama .

These ladies won't do a job that pays them what they get a night, all of these stories is a typical way for women not to be held accountable for their actions. Let's reverse the scenario we can agree that armed robbers are majorly from poor homes but do we ever blame their background or we hold them accountable for their actions? Is it because they are mostly men? Every acts that are antithetical to societal development should be held accountable for those who make that happen.

Hmmmmmm, it's just d bitter truth though. It's just a matter of choice and we all made our own choice. Like u explained, others are also in such situations, but did t go into prostitution, I don't know wether it's individual threshold for suffering.

And there are always consequences for every choice we make. And we all ought to take responsibility of d outcome of our decisions..

I believe with God's direction, we can still help them, cos I don't believe dey were born prostitutes, just circumstances, n dey made their decisions..... And we both know such decisions are d easiest to make, but always come with catastrophic ramifications.

Vinnie2000:
OP, I Hope you won't Beg on this thread.

Dat's what you did the other time.

Using this Acc and your other Overmars ACC to beg, after claiming that Pubic Hair grew to the tip of your Penis.

Fergie and Mynd44, Take note of this OP o.

U nor well ooo,, lol....
Nor kill me with laugh ooo...

Which one is "Pubic Hair grew to the tip of your Penis" again.

Can't stop laughing.....

brain54:
Not all stories you hear from hook up girls are true...

Some do it gleefully and see it as a normal way of life.

Only a few of them are forced to do it because they have no other alternatives or opportunities.

Many see it as a way to make easy money... They have no scrubs doing it.

Recently I dated this pretty and decent looking girl that works in a bank and earns a sizable amount of money. I stumbled on her phone one day and what I saw shocked me. Because she had no excuse to do hook up going by financial gains. This is someone living a comfortable life and looking so decent.

Times have greatly changed the modern woman just doesn't care.

Don't be deceived... 99.2 % of them doing hook up are exactly where they want to be!

My issue now is how do I think we gonna know those dat are genuine, dat are telling d truth. Cos Nigeria is so bleeped up right now dat we all have trust issues. Most times we fail to help those truly in need thinking it's another new scheme to fool n defraud is....

This thing hard ooo, I understand OP ooo, d nigha is confused right now after reading comments

EzehFx:
You see that kobojunkie of a guy... He can make you loose your sanity here on NL. That guy is always on the opposition on every thread created here on NL.

I think his getting paid to always drag conversations on something so common. Always ignore him and save your sanity

Thanks bro,, I'm done with dat fool now... Very stupid n irrational being.... Trolling with empty skull.

Kobojunkie:
You see why we continue to say that common sense is very far from a lot of you still? 😟🤨🤨

You asked her for a liberty that is denied you by virtue of your being in marriage. By granting you that liberty she equally grants herself that same liberty since marriage is an agreement that binds two individuals equally. You can cheat in marriage also means she can equally cheat in marriage. 😕

2. Your reasoning of things sef.... e dey tire person to try to digest! 😕

I don't blame u, I blame Nigeria educational system, cos it's a someone who is stupid dat can reason like u... I politely replied u n u r hearing spewing trash. U deynmad gang, u stupid bastard...

I don't blame u, I blame myself for engaing in such discussion with a foolish uncultured swine.

I even took my time to explain part of marriage to u, yet ur half baked brain couldn't comprehend shit..... Gutter bred kid forming woke...

Nobody asked for no fucking liberty u dullard,, d bone of contention n wat started d issue is dat SHE DENIED D MAN HIS CONJUGAL RIGHT.... This is Africa (TiA). It's our tradition. We wouldn't even have dis conversation if she didn't deny d man his conjugal rights... It's fucking simple to comprehend kid, if u can't Bleep, pls marry who is like u... Don't marry who has high sexual urge or libido n say u ain't in d mood. It's wickedness, n it's evil.

D man is ready to satisfy her, yet she is depriving him, now he wants to cheat, u r saying u will cheat too.. For wat reason do u want to cheat.... U do t wanna give ur husband, yet u wanna cheat... U dis pikin, u get sense so...

Think n reason b4 u speak or type rubbish ooo.. Always make sure ur brain is connected to ur brain b4 u speak or type kid.

mightycrowns44:
Just rough estimate will be okay.Your location,please.

I have done it, but d stuff is too big to upload here.. Chat me here 070.67000.987 on whatsapp

Kobojunkie:
If she gives you permission to cheat, do you also take it as permission for her to cheat as well? Cause marriage is meant to be where two become as one— an agreement for both. So when one is permitted to cheat, it should also mean the other is equally allowed to cheat. 🤨

She is not permitted, never...
She is d one dat couldn't meet up to her conjugal duties, not u. It's ur right to knack, especially if u did traditional marriage. It's all part of d rites na. Abi knacking nor b part of d reason u marry, so u won't contract infection from multiple partners....

Wen she needs it, try n refuse and wait for her reaction, it may be instant or later. Den tell her dat, d way she feels now, dats exactly how u feel all d time she was doing dat shit to u.

Normally, u people were suppose to attend marriage class where u will b taught all these. They will tell u dere dat, if u are not ready for all these, look for a partner dat can cope with it. Even parents to female normally tell dia daughters abt dis sex part as well.


So no excuse, nobody will blame u for cheating, u tried ur best..

It's simple na, simply tell her wat she is doing is not fair. U both agreed to it by becoming husband n wife.

Simply tell her dat, if she can't meet up with how many times u want it, she should give u permission to cheat and u will never disturb her again. Dat she will be enjoying her sleep n rest both in d morning n at night.

If she doesn't agree, tell her dat if u couldn't hold ursef n cheated, she shouldn't take it personally, she should understand.


Cos there is no one u will tell dis shit now, n such person will support ur woman...

Just try hold body for straight 2 weeks after doing d above, her conscience go kill her, na she go dey beg u to knack.

mightycrowns44:
Please,how many blocks do I need to fence 2 acres of land,50 by 100 per plot? If possible sharp sand and cement that will be required ?

I will send u d breakdown calculations. 1 acre of 50x100ft is 8 plots. So for 2 acres it is 16 plots.. I will convert d feet to metres , find d total length and width (perimeter) of d land, find d length of each 6 inches block to know how many that will occupy d space, find d numbers of block in each column i.e pillar, find d mortar space (space between 2 blocks). Then subtract it from d total perimeter of d land.

From d total numbers of block and mortar, we can easily get our cement and sand. Just like I did up dere...

Will upload d calculations here, but gonna make some assumptions, cos work men don't really follow standard.

commited:
Thank you very much. God bless you Sir for this insight

You are welcome, this is wat a forum is all about. It is suppose to be helpful and of value.

I'm glad I could help. Feel free to quote me next time for quick reply.

Bouncingbabyboy:
Informants are strangers trying to gain your trust
While snitches are people you eat from the same plate

I will use drug cartel gang as an example.

Informant in a cartel is a policeman/anti drug agent dat is well trained and sometimes always put on wire. And he is planted there by d anti drug angency to get information about d organization like their leadership structure, modus operandi, cells, and so on.


While a snitch is someone already in d cartel, working with u, sometimes for years but is giving out information to anti drug agency with monetary reward, or blackmail dat he won't be investigated or jailed wen dey take d cartel down, or using d security of his family to get info from him.

So in conclusion, a snitch is someone dat is in ur team dat has a deal with d anti drug agency

While an informant is someone planted by d angency and it's usually his job not an agreed deal or gain.

Pootle:
the tread never go far you guys are already fighting each other....hope no be the jazz dey scatter here

anyway am outta here

Nor kill me with laugh abeg ......


I confuse too,,, make I move out too oo


Lol

Here is d calculation. I'm a Civil Engineer
Hope it helps.

commited:
Professional in the house. Please I need help in this area.

How many trip of double axle truck (20 to truck) of sharp sand will be required to mould 8000 piece of 6" solid blocks. Each bag of cement is required to produce maximum of 38 number of 6" block.

Thank you

U need between 9 and 10 Trucks. It's because of d density of d sand and other factors like

a) block design
b) sand loss due to loading and offloading
c) human errors etc

Will snap and send u d calculation, can't type it here.

deelor:
This is a very good write up. You have said it all my brother. Meanwhile, some persons would still attack you for saying the truth. Indeed, we should be happy that he's a Christian and probably man of God. #Ripsir.quote author=Edojoma post=132874846]

RIP

Death is inevitable, we always prepare for every other thing in lif, but never prepare for our death. Especially in Africa, if u talk abt it, d reply it's always "God Forbid". Same God, dat created u from dust and to dust u sha return.

It's good to die in a state of grace after living a fulfilled life. Sometimes I wonder whether if these wealthy pastors will take d wealth with dem to dia grave, or will live forever.

Christian came from "CHRIST LIKE". After analyzing d life of Christ, these pastors are not christians walahi. Jesus had every opportunity to make money off d rich in d Bible, but he didn't, he even rode on a borrowed donkey to Jerusalem, instead of a horse dat signified royalty. Yet our ogas dem dey acquire heaven and earth and dey still have d guts to call themselves CHRIST LIKE.

They av already started, saying d truth is now like an attack to some. What did I say wrong here dat warrant curses. Did I even curse anyone

Only analysed d life of Jesus Christ, and how his followers are today. Yet dey say dey where called by Christ, but don't wanna live like who called dem lived his life.

jordyspices:
His watch has ended

RIP

Death is inevitable, we always prepare for every other thing in lif, but never prepare for our death. Especially in Africa, if u talk abt it, d reply it's always "God Forbid". Same God, dat created u from dust and to dust u sha return.

It's good to die in a state of grace after living a fulfilled life. Sometimes I wonder whether if these wealthy pastors will take d wealth with dem to dia grave, or will live forever.

Christian came from "CHRIST LIKE". After analyzing d life of Christ, these pastors are not christians walahi. Jesus had every opportunity to make money off d rich in d Bible, but he didn't, he even rode on a borrowed donkey to Jerusalem, instead of a horse dat signified royalty. Yet our ogas dem dey acquire heaven and earth and dey still have d guts to call themselves CHRIST LIKE.

TJOS:
Illegal immigrants are taking experienced jobs for minimal pay, which drives legal citizens out of the workforce. This marks a turning point, and change is on the horizon. America will rise to greatness once more.

If you enter America legally, you have every reason to feel secure.

U said it all... And dey make it sound like Trump wanna deport all blacks in America. Like u can never come to America if Trump is president. These people are just selfish, how will dey feel if it's their country, a country dey faught for, died for and made great. Or av u forgotten wen all America presidents were ex military den...

These people av given a lot for their generations to be ok, yet blacks wanna go reap where dey did not show. And still don't wanna do it legally.

Pochettino:
Women are usually more receptive during the festive seasons because we are gold diggers. We women need to do better honestly.

U don come here again with dis ur female moniker??


Y u dey like dis now.. Are u scared of d ladies dat u can't say whatever u want to with ur real moniker...

kkins25:
12 hours at $50 No wonder she's selling fast.

E be like u don forget say na raffle draw. Na only first get 12hrs oo. Wat is d possibility of making it out of 70... U one risk am... Lol

I don't av time for people who thinks dat dia God given pussy is an oil well or business enterprise

Flangelo12:
They don't expect Trump to last.

J D Vance is the President in-waiting.

I don't think dat can happen, if someone like buhari or tinubu could last till now, den no need to mention Trump na.....