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Spy360:
Meanwhile...

I really enjoyed our win yesterday more than the rest this season. I love winning controversially. Kai!

My dream win is...

With the scores at 0-0 vs Manure at Old Trafford, deep into stoppage time just a second left, with Manure pressing, suddenly...

Xhaka snatches the ball off Pogba with studs raised high- the ref not calling the foul, he squares to Ozil who finds Sanchez,
he is offside but the lines man's flag stays down,
Sanchez tries to beat De Gea, he couldn't, De Gea pushes the ball but Sanchez dives, a penalty! Sanchez picks himself up to take it,
oops! De Gea parries it only for Walcott to knock in the rebound. Goooooaaaaaaal! Then...

Pheeeewwww! Ref blows the final whistle, 1-0 to The Arsenal.

This is effing hilarious

Spy360:
Sainthood? You got me cracking man. Just imagine Saint Guadiola.

only in Germany , which would make him Heilige Guardiola

raumdeuter:
Does Guardiola have the record for the highest number of points ever? No

Does Mourinho in his first season have the record for the highest point ever in the EPL? YES

And that compares to 80% win ratio ?

People of Nairaland, eppppp !!

raumdeuter:
How can Pep be the best bundesliga coach when he doesnt have the record for the highest point yet till today Mourinho in his first season holds the record for the highest point over a decade since the record is yet to be broken
Ancelotti in his first season holds the record for highest goals scored
Pellegrini who cant win anywhere won his first in the EPL same with Ranieiri
WHy is the EPL so useless that any Taiye, Audu Obi can just stroll in and win in their first season

PEP GUARDIOLA WAVED goodbye to the Bundesliga with yet another league title and the jaw-dropping dominance the Spaniard has brought to the German championship can be properly digested.
Firstly, the basics.
Three straight league wins – the first time a Bayern coach has achieved such a feat since Ottmar Hitzfeld’s run between 1999 and 2001.
But Guardiola has been so economical in comparison to the Swiss manager

Source: Squawka Football/Twitter
He’s overseen just 102 league games and won an incredible 82 of them. That’s a scarcely-believable win rate of 80.4%.
That obliterates the next-best tally of 58.4% that Hitzfel Managed



Even in league history, the best record before Guardiola arrived was Sascha Lewandowski’s 60% win rate when he was in charge of Bayer Leverkusen.
And you can fit all of Guardiola’s Bundesliga’s losses on both hands – there was just 9 of them since he took over at Säbener Strasse in 2013.

http://www.the42.ie/pep-guardiola-bayern-munich-bundesliga-2770146-May2016/

Now I don't know Maths very well owing to the course I barely completed, but one thing I know is that if you have an 80% win rate for 3 seasons in a league, that league should be sending your name to Vatican for Sainthood.

raumdeuter:
Mourinho came to the EPL and won in his first season breaking the point total
Ancelotti came to the EPL and won in his first season scoring over 100 goals
Mancini came to the EPL and won in his first season
Pellegrini came to the EPL and won in his first season. The first title in his entire career in Europe

After 30yrs of failure all over EUrope Ranieiri finally won a league title, Guess where? In the same useless EPL

You called 4 different coaches there from three different clubs, a testament to the strength of the league and non dominance of any one team. None of the coaches you mentioned dominated EPL, none is considered as one of the great EPL coaches and all were fired after being disgraced in EPL , except for Ranieri who is defending Champion.

Now compare to Pep who you people crowned best ever coach in just two and a half years of being in BuLi

raumdeuter:
What is the truth twisting? That he lost 5 games when he won the treble in Barcelona?

Or that Mourinho dominated the EPL breaking the points record in his first season

Mourinho did not Dominate EPL. He won games with slim margins and practised parking the bus. He was virtually chased out of England by Benitez who so happens to be in the Championship. Now compare that to BuLi where Guardiola was winning games by 4-0 steady

raumdeuter:

Guardiola lost his very first competitive game in Germany the Supercup vs Dortmund he lost 4-2 vs Dortmund

Whoever wrote that is foolish. The record points in the bundesliga a season is held by Juup Heynckes in 2013

Mourinho appeared in the EPL and broke the point total in his first season

i. German Super cup is not a league match .

ii. Mourinho has spent a total of 4 years plus in England but is not even regarded as a very good coach, even in Chelsea.

iPopAlomo:
You just finished BurnThisLeagueDown...

Thank you, Sir

raumdeuter:
And he didnt lose when he was in Bundesliga or La Liga?

He did, but after how many matches did he lose his first Bundesliga game? The only place he can try that in England is league one, not even in the Championship.

But one thing is pretty clear: Guardiola is the best manager in the history of the Bundesliga.

Nobody in Germany has been able to touch Bayern Munich in Guardiola's three years at the Allianz Arena. He has three league titles to his name, making him perfect in the Bundesliga, but Guardiola's dominance cannot be summed up by simply counting trophies. Bayern did so much more than simply finish in first place since the Spaniard took over.


Bayern Munich absolutely throttled the rest of the Bundesliga.

Just look back to Guardiola's first season at the club. Bayern went undefeated in their first 28 matches under Guardiola and even won 19 straight at one point. Only once did they concede more than one goal in that span and they had a goal difference of 66. By the time they finally lost, on April 5, they had already clinched the league, having become the first team in history to win the Bundesliga in March.

http://www.foxsports.com/soccer/story/pep-guardiola-leaves-bayern-munich-as-the-best-manager-in-bundesliga-history-050716


A league where someone can just appear and become the best manager ever in just two and a half years . mtchewwww

Diademk07:
Lol at Pogba can control games!

And no, Abramovich wasn't ready to pay such stupid fees for Pogba and that was still the time Juve would take 60mil for Pogba.

Barca had first option on Pogba but never even tried to make a move for him due to the ridiculous transfer fees. Let's not forget the same Barca signed Neymaar for over 100mil fee, so it couldn't be that they don't have the money.

Pogba wanted Madrid move and even though Zidane kept on doing plenty of mouth service praise for his country man yet he never made any move for him!

Yes he can and did that so well at Juve. Unfortunately, instead of moving to Madrid or even City, he was carried away by some crazy nostalgic emotions and now he has ended up in one of great European failures of the last few years. What a pity

Spy360:
He did well to get into position, just as Koscielny, but his childish mind wouldn't let him calmly send the ball home. Besides this, I think it was Kos' boot that got the ball, Ox was just interfering. WE WERE LUCKY.

And there in lays his problem. Imagine Dele Alli in that same situation

So you don't share dollars but you sell it at subsidized rate to cronies and family friends who in turn take it to the black market to sell at 150% profit

Una morning o.

My question is, where was Oxlade blazing that ball to in the first place ? He had the goal post right there in front of him, how exactly did it end up on Kos's body ?

airmark:
How ajakaja40 allows him to boss him around is still a mystery. Dayo apari is not bald for nothing, he uses it to scare ninnies like a40. The outer part of dayo's head has more useful materials than the internal part.

How the tables have turned

I think it's time for Hamilton to quit Mercedes regardless of whether he wins the championship or what . I just took my eyes off for a few minutes in Lap 39 to post some things on Twitter, by the time i returned to the race i saw the paparazzi going after Hamilton. My heart immediately skipped a bit, it's the most annoying thing I've seen all year, Mercedes are fast losing credibility.
Besides that sha the battle between Ricciardo and Max in Lap 36 was quite fun

This is the real common sense

khadaffi:
Look my brother, I don't give a rat about PDP or APC. When I first heard that media men and some party's agent were not allowed into the collation centre, I thought it was a lie because the complains came from PDP agents. If its found to be true, the election should be out rightly cancelled. There is nothing for INEC to improve on there, that is not how elections have been conducted in Nigeria.

I don't know if the election should be cancelled totally but the fact that observers were barred from entering the collation center speaks volumes

kokaneprodigy:
http://www.espnfc.com.ng/english-premier-league/story/2962931/harry-redknapp-filmed-saying-his-players-once-bet-on-their-own-game
Players betting on their own game, this piece is hilarious as hell.

I'm sure Giroud usually bets against Arsenal when he's playing

TRendlona:
Sorry is that ur hometown?

No , but that band travelled to celebrate here

God punish me. How did I miss this celebration ?

All right all right all right , requests please. This band didn't travel all the way from akoko ikare for nothing

No Useless Bundelisga team could even get 3 points on match day 2

1 2 3, 1 2 3 ...

Thursday Night Fever has overtaken some people

kokaneprodigy:
What u get when u install Wi-Fi in Aró Psychiatry.

I was actually thinking i was in the wrong section, i thought i was in the mental health section when i saw their posts

I even forgot that Arsenal has a game today, that's how much I'm looking forward to the Athletico slaughter show

Keneking:
Useless government...its not how fast but how well

Go to airport road in Ikeja, most of the adjoining roads which have just been completed are pathetic.

Nonsense

May be it's soil type, you know how tricky it is to construct roads in Rivers and Bayelsa too. My own thought sha is that they should bring the contractors to salvage the road before the whole money spent becomes a waste

Madrid to destroy Dortmund today.

This comment funny sha

So the olofofo in me was wandering the web today when I came across this . Our favorite governor and winner of numerous awards has been the Target of some social media users for this recently commissioned road in Lagos. Some one in Alausa better bring this to his notice cos I know the man would not take it gently with the contractors

kokaneprodigy:
At least our Bellerin at age 20 is being compared with the best RB in the world.
Who are u comparing Ivanovich Mr hips don't lie with.?

hips kini ?