₦airaland Forum

Happy almajiriship could be attained here on earth if one sets his mind on the 72 companions awaiting him in aljana together with oil that will be discovered. Another form of paradise would be a holy nation of Almajeriya, this nation would be a perfect Hausa Islamic Nation. All the almajiriya Uma would be entitled to two bottles of kunu and a plate of food every meal time. A deal would be struck with Niger Delta to allow for 1 million barrels of oil to be supplied at 10% of the market price to bolster the oil production till they reach production capacity so that every almajiriyan can visit the holy land of maka and buy things. 14 year old Arab girls would be brought in from Yemen to be advertised for prospective husbands in almajiriya. Of importance is the fact that education and immunisation would be outlawed.

Please you people should refrain from insulting hausa people, they are peace loving muslims who will develop Nigeria with their advanced technology and dreams of Arabic assimilation.

It's obvious many of you have been outside the country for too long. Why did gsm only come into naija in 2001 though the rest of the world had already been enjoying cheap telecom for years ? What about the internet and other means of free flow of info ?
Nigerians are corrupt regardless of whether it is the military or civilians in power, see how the families of many retired generals live in comparison to the average hard working Nigerian. Nzeribe made money from selling arms to fuel wars that slaughtered people so his business'd naturally thrive in such conditions. I've never liked him though I've liked his rebellious nature over the years.

At the university of Kano some Imams have discovered how to power generators with kunu and miyan kuka (kuka soup).

Please what is the name of the movie and where can i find it ?

What happens when the glue that is supposed to hold together decides to exercise It's highly inflammable qualities ?

Actually It's called Secularism, but even that is too late for hausa man, He's IQ is too low to believe There's no god.

My J town people are angry and seeking blood, let them cool down before they do something irrational.

The champagne bottles are already popping in Barcelona tonight.

Dinho should have used his head there, not literally.

Just watch the unravelling. It started with Yaradua, followed by Muktar followed by . . . . watch this space.

Nzeogwu did Nigeria a favour and it is pride i have stored that pix in the cyber world for posterity's sake.

Zamani so screwed hausa as.ses back then the reputation of the southern kaduna man multiplied ten fold. Lekwot is such a don that He's busy holidaying around the world as we speak, It's time for him to come back for one more round.

Go and take the petrol let us see na ? Idiotas ! Turai and Ruma have seen more money than their illiterate cattle rearing as.ses have ever imagined that's why they're trying in vain to parade a corpse as a president.

Hausa man is doomed mr platoon. No more petro dollars, how are is Mutallab family now going to sponsor terrorism. I've stepped giving money to beggars and so too others are doing, how will you survive ?

This platoon dude is a joke. Let me tell you something if you dont know, if the rest of Nigeria decides to eject the rest of you parasites and carry out the major Gideon Orkar dream your people will be worse than Somalia. That quota system that got you into NDA if indeed you're in military is the reason your ignorance has made your illiterate people forget they are still Nigerians at the mercy of the people who are getting tired of them.

The first day after the ugly act i couldn't wait for jos to slaughter as many of these hausa people. But now i don't think educated people should reduce themselves to that level. If indeed they need to apply violence it should be to defend themselves from these parasites. You honestly will not understand till you come up north to see the millions of young boys who sleep in garbage and wake up in the morning to go on their begging campaign in the name of serving mohamed. How can such a person reason like you when around the period you're writing JAMB he on the other hand can't read or write and is being told by his imam that western education is the reason he is useless to society ?

Nigeria would never move forward with this bunch i swear, It's going to be the same old sh¡t all over again. I'd rather they revived Yaradua for him to continue than these guys.

^ Yes first touch fails him occasionally but one thing i love about him is how he wins those ariel balls that we punt forward, it relieves us of so much pressure.

@v3 i still believe he probably went into that move hoping to create space not really intent on scoring as such. I have never seen Zizou do what Zuzu did last night, may be i'm ignorant. I saw that goal and shouted DANG ! !

^ i don't think i need add anything since the second half of dudu's post has already said it all. Nasri was fantastic lastnight but what would that middle have been like without Diaby pairing Song ? If not for the occasional slips by Sagna and Clichy, Porto were put in their place by the pair leaving Nasri and Arshavin to have their way. If Nasri must come in then the no. 7 position of Walcott and Rosicky would have to be tailored to suit him but not that center with Song and Diaby.

Thank you lord for letting Bayern enter the Qfinals where they'll Arsenal and ZuZu.

Fabregas for sale. Thank you Eboue

Zuzu !

Sagna better chill out o

Yekpa ! Olodumare ! ! . 45 mins to my question sir.

@tayo, Some of these players just bloom overnight, KABOOM ! A few weeks back i didn't really like seeing Nasri in the starting 11, can you believe that ?

My God ! Just realised Fabre is not on the pitch. Peach

Not only did Bender turn up he brought AA23 with him. Let them make it into the 2nd half so Walcott can come in to run them ragged.

Good Bender, now dont lose possession