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I swear it will take a miracle for Nigeria not to go up in flames very soon

APRIL 1990 COUP D'ETAT SPEECH
Fellow Nigerian Citizens,

On behalf of the patriotic and well-meaning peoples of the Middle Belt and the southern parts of this country, I , Major Gideon Orkar, wish to happily inform you of the successful ousting of the dictatorial, corrupt, drug baronish, evil man, deceitful, homo-sexually-centered, prodigalistic, un-patriotic administration of General Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida. We have equally commenced their trials for unabated corruption, mismanagement of national economy, the murders of Dele Giwa, Major-General Mamman Vasta, with other officers as there was no attempted coup but mere intentions that were yet to materialise and other human rights violations.


Major Orkar (2nd left) flanked by Captain Empere, Captain Dakolo, Lt. Col. Ozualor & Lt.Col Odey at their trial


The National Guard already in its formative stage is disbanded with immediate effect. Decrees Number 2 and 46 are hereby abrogated. We wish to emphasise that this is not just another coup but a well conceived, planned and executed revolution for the marginalised, oppressed and enslaved peoples of the Middle Belt and the south with a view to freeing ourselves and children yet unborn from eternal slavery and colonisation by a clique of this country.
Our history is replete with numerous and uncontrollable instances of callous and insensitive dominatory repressive intrigues by those who think it is their birthright to dominate till eternity the political and economic privileges of this great country to the exclusion of the people of the Middle Belt and the south.
They have almost succeeded in subjugating the Middle Belt and making them voiceless and now extending same to the south.
It is our unflinching belief that this quest for domination, oppression and marginalisation is against the wish of God and therefore, must be resisted with the vehemence.
Anything that has a beginning must have an end. It will also suffice here to state that all Nigerians without skeleton in their cupboards need not to be afraid of this change. However, those with skeleton in their cupboards have all reasons to fear, because the time of reckoning has come.
For the avoidance of doubt, we wish to state the three primary reasons why we have decided to oust the satanic Babangida administration. The reasons are as follows:


(a) To stop Babangida’s desire to cunningly, install himself as Nigeria’s life president at all costs and by so doing, retard the progress of this country for life. In order to be able to achieve this undesirable goals of his, he has evidently started destroying those groups and sections he perceived as being able to question his desires.
Examples of groups already neutralised, pitched against one another or completely destroyed are:
(1) The Sokoto caliphate by installing an unwanted Sultan to cause division within the hitherto strong Sokoto caliphate.
(2) The destruction of the peoples of Plateau State, especially the Lantang people, as a balancing force in the body politics of this country.
(3) The buying of the press by generous monetary favours and the usage of State Security Service, SSS, as a tool of terror.
(4) The intent to cow the students by the promulgation of the draconian decree Number 47.
(5) The cowing of the university teaching and non-teaching staff by an intended massive purge, using the 150 million dollar loan as the necessitating factor.
(6) Deliberately withholding funds to the armed forces to make them ineffective and also crowning his diabolical scheme through the intended retrenchment of more than half of the members of the armed forces.

Other pointers that give credence to his desire to become a life president against the wishes of the people are:
(1) His appointment of himself as a minister of defense, his putting under his direct control the SSS, his deliberate manipulation of the transition programme, his introduction of inconceivable, unrealistic and impossible political options, his recent fraternisation with other African leaders that have installed themselves as life presidents and his dogged determination to create a secret force called the national guard, independent of the armed forces and the police which will be answerable to himself alone, both operationally and administratively.
It is our strong view that this kind of dictatorial desire of Babangida is unacceptable to Nigerians of the 1990’s, and, therefore, must be resisted by all.
Another major reason for the change is the need to stop intrigues, domination and internal colonisation of the Nigerian state by the so-called chosen few. This, in our view, has been and is still responsible for 90 percent of the problems of Nigerians.
This indeed has been the major clog in our wheel of progress.
This clique has an unabated penchant for domination and unrivalled fostering of mediocrity and outright detest for accountability, all put together have been our undoing as a nation.
This will ever remain our threat if not checked immediately. It is strongly believed that without the intrigues perpetrated by this clique and misrule, Nigeria will have in all ways achieved developmental virtues comparable to those in Korea, Taiwan, Brazil, India, and even Japan.
Evidence, therefore, this cancerous dominance has as a factor constituted by a major and unpardonable clog in the wheel of progress of the Nigerian state. (Sic) It is suffice to mention a few distasteful intrigues engineered by this group of Nigerians in recent past. These are:
(1) The shabby and dishonourable treatment meted on the longest serving Nigerian general in the person of General Domkat Bali, who in actual fact had given credibility to the Babangida administration.
(2) The wholesale hijacking of Babangida’s administration by the all powerful clique.
(3) The disgraceful and inexplicable removal of Commodore Ebitu Ukiwe, Professor Tam David-West, Mr. Aret Adams and so on from office.
(4) The now-pervasive and on-going retrenchment of Middle Belt and southerners from public offices and their instant replacement by the favoured class and their stooges.
(5) The deliberate disruption of the educational culture and retarding its place to suit the favoured class to the detriment of other educational minded parts of this country.
(6) The deliberate impoverishment of the peoples from the Middle Belt and the south, making them working ghosts and feeding on the formulae of 0-1-1- or 0-0-0 while the aristocratic class and their stooges are living in absolute affluence on a daily basis without working for it.
(7) Other countless examples of the exploitative, oppressive, dirty games of intrigues of its class, where people and stooges that can best be described by the fact that even though they contribute very little economically to the well being of Nigeria, they have over the years served and presided over the supposedly national wealth derived in the main from the Middle Belt and the southern part of this country, while the people from these parts of the country have been completely deprived from benefiting from the resources given to them by God.
( The third reason for the change is the need to lay a strong egalitarian foundation for the real democratic take off of the Nigerian state or states as they circumstances may dictate.
In the light of all the above and in recognition of the negativeness of the aforementioned aristocratic factor, the overall progress of the Nigerian state a temporary decision to excise the following states namely, Sokoto, Borno, Katsina, Kano and Bauchi states from the Federal Republic of Nigeria comes into effect immediately until the following conditions are met.


The conditions to be met to necessitate the re-absorption of the aforementioned states are as following:
(a) To install the rightful heir to the Sultanate, Alhaji Maccido, who is the people’s choice.
(b) To send a delegation led by the real and recognised Sultan Alhaji Maccido to the federal government to vouch that the feudalistic and aristocratic quest for domination and operation will be a thing of the past and will never be practised in any part of the Nigeria state.
By the same token, all citizens of the five states already mentioned are temporarily suspended from all public and private offices in Middle Belt and southern parts of this country until the mentioned conditions above are met.
They are also required to move back to their various states within one week from today. They will, however, be allowed to return and joint the Federal Republic of Nigeria when the stipulated conditions are met.
In the same vein, all citizens of the Middle Belt and the south are required to come back to their various states pending when the so-called all-in-all Nigerians meet the conditions that will ensure a united Nigeria. A word is enough for the wise.
This exercise will not be complete without purging corrupt public officials and recovering their ill-gotten wealth, since the days of the oil boom till date. Even in these hard times, when Nigerians are dying from hunger, trekking many miles to work for lack of transportation, a few other Nigerians with complete impunity are living in unbelievable affluence both inside and outside the country.
We are extremely determined to recover all ill-gotten wealth back to the public treasury for the use of the masses of our people. You are all advised to remain calm as there is no cause for alarm. We are fully in control of the situation as directed by God. All airports, seaports and borders are closed forthwith.
The former Armed Forces Ruling Council is now disbanded and replaced with National Ruling Council to be chaired by the head of state with other members being a civilian vice-head of state, service chiefs, inspector general of police, one representative each from NLC, NUJ, NBA, and NANS.


A curfew is hereby imposed from 8 p.m. to 6 a.m. until further notice. All members of the armed forces and the police forces are hereby confined to their respective barracks.
All unlawful and criminal acts by those attempting to cause chaos will be ruthlessly crushed. Be warned as we are prepared at all costs to defend the new order.
All radio stations are hereby advised to hook on permanently to the national network programme until further notice.

Long live all true patriots of this great country of ours. May God and Allah through his bountiful mercies bless us all.



Major Orkar (2nd left) flanked by Captain Empere, Captain Dakolo, Lt. Col. Ozualor & Lt.Col Odey at their trial

world war 2 heroes and others. How many names do you recognise ?

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EzeUche:
There is at least some admirable qualities about the Fulani. They are a minority in the north who were able to subdue the majority Hausa through the use of Islamic jihad.

Uthman dan Fodio is a very interesting leader who was more focussed on his relgion and Islamic scholarship instead of ruling over his newfound caliphate. He gave his son, Mohammed Bello the reigns of the empire and went back to studying and teaching. He had some admirable qualities.

The Fulanis then led their Hausa soldiers to jihads against the Nupe and Yorubas. In addition, Fulanis in other countries use the jihad techniques to overthrow other kingdoms from Guinea-Bissau, Niger to Mali. These people are a force to be reckoned with for such a small number.

The Middle Belt could easily become slaves to the Hausa and their Fulani overlords. Through the use Jihad, even the people of the south are not safe. As long as the blood of Uthman dan Fodio runs through their veins, the spirit of jihad is not forgotten.

The 2.8 million southern kaduna people in Nigeria today would exterminate the 50 million hausa parasites walking on this land if need be not to mention the whole middle belt.

Beaf:
1. Jonathan has sacked zero people for treachery, taken baby steps and recycled some old rancid fellows as advisers.
2. The average Nigerian is praying to God and waiting for someone else to fight for them, their wives and their children (is this you?).

Aside from the Save Nigeria Group, most Nigerians are washed out failures that do not have the courage and strength of personality to admit it, take stock , sieze the moment and turn things around.
Look around, all the signs you see are signs of failure and ruins of common sense; PHCN, NNPC, Yar'Adua, law and due process, mediocrity. . .
How can you sleep through this? Are those in countries where the people have risen and won the fight for their rights more human than us?

In what constructive ways can the few quality Nigerians left be mobilised to move the nation and themselves forward? How do we plant a new seed?

O boy it's a quarter to two in the morning, i can't blame Jonathan, sleep dey catch me too

jumobi1:
Since when did Danjuma giv a damn about nigeria?
Maybe he wants him to be aggressive so he can get killed. Jonathan doesn't want to die.

If Jonathan is not ready to die then he's not ready to be a president. What do you want him to do, lay down like Shonekan and get tossed out ?

asha 80:
Edoyad will like this piece.

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excuse me as i send an email to switzerland

As if donkey is not enough we have another . . .kanu in our hands.
Jalether why won't you support dayo ofcourse ? When Walcott was putting the Milan and Liverpool defences out of commission you guys didn't know then that he was a waste, ah ? Walcott will be back to destroy and i mean this season.

The last time the German team won anything Aaron Ramsey was learning how to speak, does that sound like a team to be taken as seriously as France, Spain or Italy.

The average Nigerian probably has a brain functioning at 19% of It's capacity. That would mean the average Nigerian hiding in diaspora has got sh¡t for brains and is of no use to us back here at home; so remain where you are atleast There's welfare to keep you alive in those parts rather than bringing back your jinx .

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@beaf truth be told, presido in absentia should actually be credited with this deregulation thingy. Infact i heard that cooking gas might soon become cheaper than kero if the masterplan is followed through. But of course credit too has to go to Jonathan for not reversing the whole thing like Yardua did to our modern rail way system conceived by Obj.

^ nna mehn, why do you think dayo is overly protective of his twin Olumo rocks ?

President Turai your country needs you.

Whatever his tribe he is being given a military honour by being buried in that cemetery. If only the chicken hearts that were supposed to play their parts in the eastern region had done so may be Nigeria would be among the top 20 economies of world today. Instead they balked giving rise to suspicion and tribalism in our socio-polity.

@zebra i'm sure you're igbo ba ? Well i don't think everyone would share or entertain your opinion.

I thought Kaduna was in Nigeria's bad books till i saw his grave lying amongst Nigeria's Heroes past at the military cemetery at Kaduna ! I was like,"is this a joke? Isn't this cat supposed to be hell raiser or something ? instead he's here lying at a cemetery reserved for the creme in military service, grave catered for by the FG at a cemetery locked up most of the time.

My aunt says i'll never understand this things cos more details than would be ever revealed went down during that night in KD, the military and the govt should publish all they know on what went down that night.

Yes, he was also seen dumping waste together with some almajiri kids aiding him.

Well someone said every one else except us seems to be seeing Yardua doing something except us, so what have you seen him doing lately if you're one of those like me that have had the opportunity ?
At exactly 11:59pm on monday night i saw a nurse on night shift go into his room and remain there for two hours before staggering out with a smile on her face and hair all ruffled up.

The €11m Bayern acquired the rights from 1860 for must have been after a price appreciation so that could mean the real worth of 1860's half was actually €6m. Allianz arena was built at a cost of €12m right ? The Magreb stars of Southern Somalia have a stadium worth more than €12m and only a donkey(not even a monkey) would believe the allianz was built at such a cost.

The FL ikebe that is driving you guys crazy is mighty but full of scales, believe me i know.

@chico, that's my problem with you, who told you dayo and Jlo-ther have a gay relationship ? What Jlo-ther is practising is bestiality with dayo being a well endowed . . . ,you know what na.

@nurexg you can't blame the guy for generalising katsina and kano people as illiterates. Though There're many educated people in those states but the percentage of illiterates there among adults and children is overwhelming, something like over 70%.

Riversman, is it the gum your daddy was sniffing before your conception that made you so dumb as to assume Danjuma is a hausa man ? Some of you are so ignorant that i truly believe you've dropped into realm of stoopidity.

Sjeezy don't be naive, when it comes to power don't trust these old timers. IBB killed his best man Maman Vatsa cos of power of fear of losing it, who's to say rich old wily Danjuma is not eyeing Jonathan's seat. I just don't trust these old folks at all.

Onlytruth i'm sorry to say sjeezy is winning this one with solid facts to back him.

The last time Arsenal won the league a certain Hunuchi Ajinomoto comically had to played as a sub in one of the last games that season to complete 10 so he could bag a medal.

Heheh, miss alligator all i'm doing is trying to make sure that jalether doesn't get hurt in this sick love triangle the pin striped donkey has created.

Jalether you can see how perverse your lover is ? Not only is he chasing after an alligator creased a$s like FL regurgitator right in front of you, he also wants chico la pimpo to add more Obj lookalike girls to his harem.

^why don't you and your honey bunny just kiss and make up eh ? All these cat and mouse games won't get you guys anywhere. Can't wait to see susan-jalether weds dayo-olofofo-kanu on a wedding cake

You spineless dck headed, pin stripped summerian donkey mistaken for midget zebra; hope you know a bayern player is dying soon ?