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Sorry i browse with ma phone so can't do that but if you monitor the message index you'll soon see, "why do women laugh when they see of naked ?"

@Busy body ! Did you say sub standard intellience ? , i was not there when you signed your death warrant o

@tpia, no harm meant from my side. My mama brought me up teaching me never to confront an intelligent woman, one i suspect has rare quality of also being beautiful too

That was supposed to be a joke. You were fuming and i thought i could dowse the unnecessary flame with it.

The engagement Ring is from a thread you know nothing of. Would you like to read it though ? It's an insight into my life

Tpia , please Read my posts and then do a comparative analysis with yours and judge for yourself whose posts sound more bitter and unnecessarily envious of the other

And coming from tpia those words are as true as the laws of motion

@tpia, it appears to me these periods of lucidity you tend to have come with a mild form of amnesia.
Do you remember our engagement RING encounter ? Please pumpkin just give me hope that it still lingers in your head somewhere ?

OTAPIAPIA the third space is still vacant, if you're a candidate for the spot just utter one more word missy

busy body eeeeeh

I'm interested in dating all girls on NL except those three. I hate those with every marrow in my bones and all the sinews in my body. I'll post their names if they and expose their base intellect in due time.

@tattooboy, the poster will become your psychiatric doctor one day.

Thank you guys for educating us that there are no risks on a girl a virgin at 25 and above.
What about for guys ? I've never had an erection and my younger brother jokes that i might be impotent, is it true ?

MARRIAGE thing AGAIN ?

@, me thinks that's where your problem is. You've already agreed to sex only after marriage so we can infer you're in the relationship just to get married.
The guy could be having second thoughts about the nuptial thing and doesn't know how to say it like some one said earlier.

I hope he comes around but incase he doesn't you should learn to be more subtle in future. Don't go into a relationship giving the impression you're in it just to get married.

@k Franchise, na God go bless you my dear. Please tell all these shallow girls what life is really about. " I'm almost 30 and bla bla " , what is wrong with them ?
May be God should just change them to all those hausa girls that are married off at 13yrs since they love marriage so much.

If i end up having children and girls in specific, these kinds of rubbish is what I'll train them look past from an early age. In this age of Global warming, over population and hunger some of you want to drag this world deeper into the abyss. Well What's the point, we already know the world is ending in 2011 so it makes no difference

PS: do you have a pot belly ? That could be the problem .

Don't get me wrong missy i'm not attacking your bible knowledge. I'm figuratively saying that ignorance is really bliss, Big Big doooh

Dayo do you think Bayern'll be able to hold off Macabi and qualify for Europa or are you guys just going to wait till next year for Europe?

^^ that's it ! Make us lose again and your d**k is off.

Where tha hell is my man Diaby ? . Did he happen to pass the gulf of Eden on his way back from the Int. ?

@ujujoan, that is not the kind of knowledge your bible is talking of o. Why don't you read the whole chapter or book and grasp what your bible means .

I think It's cos plain is now considered boring. So good old romance stories don't cut it anymore for some hence the need for the outrageous and sensational stuff.

May the homosexual guys and babes on NL should spice up our world with stories . Come to think of it why are there no gay love stories here ? I think some one should start a thread for them .

An ignoramus lives in blissio . I agree with Scot about what you know won't kill you, and that to me is the best way to live in this miserable world. Let her continue cheating and live my delicate mind in peace until i'm strong enough to find out and break up/divorce.

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ROTFL heehaw heehaw heehaw.

. . . .damn all these beautiful girls, they always wanna do you dirt
they'll get you suicidal, suicidal when they say It's over

Some husbands are about to start getting scot free away with murder. .

^^ . Haven't , will check it out.

That madam Kovacevic woman is a fraud. If dayo can still dig up such rubbish after the donkey placenta we've been applying for over a week, then i don't think that treatment has caused any change in his condition.
It's still ," Arsenal Heehaw heehaw heehaw heehaw . . ."


I was so mad at Eduardo and Wenger for waiting too long for the change that i didn't want to say anything here cos it surely would have been irrational. Well that's water under the bridge.
I hope Diaby and Denilson will be available for our next few hands sha.

@AMAKA, as hard as it might be for you to fathom, i do care a great deal about my sisters and brothers on NL. Do you know how much liposuction costs and the attendant risks of cosmetic surgery ? Just watch Dr 90210 and see how people blow their savings on getting a flattie.

What do you mean by "who's to be the judge of that " ? Do you need a judge/second or third party to know say get big belle ? Your belle is either flat or not.

Just see how our late mother, the beautiful Stella O ,lost her life just to reduce the abdominal fat that was affecting her near heavenly beauty.
Just imagine if she had kept her stomach size under control before it grew to that uncomfortable size, may be she'd be a governor by now and Obj would have not committed a taboo with his daughter in law .

So AMAKA please consider your future son's marital situation before you have lunch .

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@AMAKA and Ebony, i'd like two of you to know that my NEEDLE is the source of joy to many women. Just by looking at it they become happy and feel fulfilled.

I'd also like you to know that as a seamstress in my former life, i was good tailor. So, if i catch any of you in real life i promise to do a lot of SEWING and STITCHING on you.

PS: Hope you both have flat tummies sha.

Sorry for the interlude. I'm Sure my Blazer that you know that kissing indulges more of our senses than using a mobile phone. If using the Mobile phone while you drive can get you a prison term what do you think kissing can get you ? If an earth worm like my self and tape worm like Crosstheshow know this, then a canker worm like you should know better. . I believe it is even safer to have sex while you drive like Charlie Sheen in the Chase , than this kissing combo of yours.

Now excuse me as i go search for more stupid threads.

Mr Samba is Back ! !

Ayaya do mare, no soso timalo . Umba karamba !
Better don't try translating the above if you don't want to invoke demons .
But It's good to have him back though, i hope he hits fitness and form ASAP.

In related, or should i say UNrelated news, what is all this crap between Henry and the British press ?
First of all, have they forgotten the British ref who took folly to greater heights by issuing 3 yellow cards to one mouse in a WORLD CUP match ?
Compared to what happened in France on wed, Graham's is worse by a wide, wide margin. All of Sudden Henry is an " Arsenal" product, o ! . Then i guess we can stake a claim in that Catalunyan treble then