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GeneralKoko:
Yeah na my mama start am oh
She been dae call the small girl my in-law>
And her mama too been like me

Truth is I'm from a prestigious family . Just three months ago during the PH lockdown her mama tell my mama say she want make one of her daughter's marry from my family
Momsi tell me and my bro say make we dae careful near them

But me? I go chop run

I was eighteen years old when I saw someone I had a crush on... Old me nothing happens because I can't woo her , I don't know what to say



But this dude , right from jss 1

You told girls you will marry them .

You are a senior man at that young age ...

Missyford31:
Hahaha that's wat U call karma :-)

Correct

Missyford31:
God gives U wat U need not wat U want lol

This is what I told her::

Me : let hang out

Precious : no am busy

Me : okay , text me when you are free

Precious text married man : baby I miss you , can I come over

Married man wife saw text : rain insult on her

Me :

Missyford31:
Lol if your man had a female friend send him same text I'm sure u wouldn't be thrilled. Most my friends are male but I know what common sense is

No mind preciousgirl

Single me added her

When I chat her up , she no answer me ..

You see as my God they answer my prayers

Follow us that we are single and ready to mingle ... You will not hear

Anyways good for you ....

NIGERIANS marry the old because they will die in few years and they have another opportunity to choose wisely these time around knowing fully well that they have the GREEN CARD ....

I blame buhari LIFELESS DULLARD for this...

That's was when trump called buhari LIFELESS DULLARD and bubu LIFELESS DULLARD can't do anything


I was thinking bubu LIFELESS DULLARD would have send Nigeria troops to DC

[/b]To cut the long story short, we talked dirty yesterday, I was surprised though, even though I know that born again sisters are more h0rny than wayward girls based on my own personal experience[b]


Dude is funny


But you need to finish work on her .
I most tell you the truth , it has been long she got laid .. so guy no sorry for her ( FINISH HER WORK , MAKE THE OLD WOMAN LEGS SHAKE )

See the poor house condition .. bullets can piece through this soft zinc ... Too bad..

If security are been kidnapped and killed successfully ,that means this country is not a country...

Chop now


Na turn by turn...

My time is almost near

Just kill them already

Other arm robbers days is almost near


Na turn by turn ....

Na wa ooo


Dude will just talking to his and he will be like " guys I dey go HOUSE go fvck "

NOTHING like best graduate in the eyes of the wicked...


They will take you down nice and easy..... Bubu LIFELESS DULLARD TILL 2099

Stop taking ABOKI as your gate man ... You will not here word

We almost did but change our mind ...

Oshiomhole : but I bought corn for you Na

Obaseki : And then , youou think it by eating corn with you abi ..

Or you think Benin is Lagos or do I look like "AMBODE" to you

Why this dude they behave anyhow like this now



Knack that woman fast ....

I never see am before ...

This world self

Wicked creature many pass

roybanjo100:
I told her but she won't stop saying that, she taking me for a fool

Then agree and see or hear what NEXT ..

longetivity:
why did u take her virginity, why did she allow you take her virginity. are you people mad

Bonatheripper:
They both look like they're managing each other

I swear

With the looks on their face , I am 100% sure that their children will ugly ...

mi said Jessy like women die ... And fine gals but after seeing his wife I weak . Anyways his not handsome

Both of them are on the same league




Chaiii this gal Ugly .. even OLD SNOOP-DOG won't get down with this ...

My brother is not only you that have that gal , most especially when choir members are involve


Members of the choir can testify to my write-up and prove me wrong but that's the truth...

This one is dead already ...