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…and? Low self esteemed bingos.

One day for the owner. The same happened in my location four days ago. I descended on the idiot without a care for his life. I made sure to leave him a bloody mess. He was a northerner too who came back a second day borne of greed.

Nobody on Nairaland read everything. A few bingos will troll by saying they did. God no dey strike person down for lying anymore.

If you want a body like that, go to a gym.

They say there is no stupid question, but some questions can be described as stupid anyway.

The Jarus no get face? All you Nairaland mongrels.

One, she would want to return home one day, hence an easy visa process for her. Two, she will be a financial burden to whoever she lives with, a positive to the American economy because her carer will have no option but to work — two jobs in most cases. Three, that is one fine granny. I am impressed.

Another japa thread.

I came to this conclusion long ago. My children will not suffer “up NEPA” like I did. If I don’t make the money before then, nothing will concern me with childbirth.

I will learn when I start the business. All I know is, castration at four days old and separate breeding hogs from the rest. They’re in prison after all. People in prison engage in bouts of violence for entertainment. Pigs will act the same.

Drug-induced madness or hereditary?

Okay. Clap for yourself.

The wetin? LWKMD.

This is one of the challenges of our country. It makes one scared to retire. Why do former civil servants get the runaround when it comes to pensions? Na wa. Many people who retired in developed nations and relocated receive their pensions timely. They use the money to acquire properties here and run businesses. Naija, which way?

That’s a really small number. I expected way more.

Okay. Good. At least I have a well-paying job to balance spending time enjoying the show. Honestly, I don tire. The program is like Nairaland these days — no change whatsoever because it remains profitable. I will skip this season. I halfheartedly watched editions past 2018’s.

If it’s a reality show then no. If it’s a sitcom then let the troll pay her enough to sit at home.

This is too extreme. I don’t believe it. I will have to stay in the country and see the execution take place, the reason written in bold letters, before I come to terms that a life can truly be wasted. Mainstream media from the west creates fake news of this sort due to their CIA funding.

The issue of ghost workers is older than any millennial here. At this point, it is part and parcel of the Nigerian system. Nobody in the country is ready or even able to tackle issues which people benefit from. It will remain a matter of discussion in my grandchildren’s time, likely further.

Dummies can never put their bigotry to words. SMH.

Person wey he don cheat on tire.

1. Which kind of wedding happens on a Tuesday?

2. The relationship don end. The uncertainty of marriage held Chioma’s interest. After marriage, nothing to look forward to.

Good one for him. All I want to know is how much he’s lost in total via betting.

This one don push production to December next year. Them never ready regarding this refinery.

This didn’t make front page before? Shocking.

Skinny girl like you. You need more amala to look like that.

Idiot children in this forum didn’t read the story. Lol. It’s a sad case. Seeing Sahara Reporters as the source makes me question the legitimacy.

He’s a pastor, abi? That makes him 25% guilty if the matter was fabricated. If he really did it, God punish him.