₦airaland Forum

…and life continues.

Conflict na bad thing. The source of all this unrest should lie in resources. It is the case the world over.

He should sell it then. Pastors wey like flexing worldly things.

Prayers made no country wealthy.

What an imaginative story.

No shock. Some men kill prostitutes for fun. The daily uncertainty of whether one would live or not is part of why oloshos find the business hard to leave. It’s an adventure to them.

Useless forum full of illiterates and twelve year olds.

Maybe they’re not making returns. Every company is in business to make profit.

Nairaland staple. Topics on waist beads and leg chains are like amala in a Yoruba man’s house, fufu in an Igbo man’s house, tuwo in a northerner’s house and eba in the house of a Rivers person.

Killing of Nigerians go yapa. Thank God innocents will be considered before chaos ensues.

I knew mongrels ignorant on political matters would be the loudest in this thread. God forbid una.

I don’t believe everything I read.

Soon I’ll dig a hole to put my hard earned money. Banks now frustrate me when it comes to withdrawing and using my own cash. Interest, sef, I no dey see.

It isn’t.

Zzz.

The internet is full of autistic children and bots created by them who pen fictional stories for amusement. Believe everything you read at your peril.

“He no get wetin to use money do.”

“Chop am, na mumu. He too get money.”

“Na person wey no get wetin to use money do. Me? I wise. Person no fit touch my one Naira.”

“Why say rich people get too much money? Them no even dey chop as food too full house.”

EzehFx:
Just type what on your mind

Which of the advice here you don start with?

Most of the Nigerians I met were criminally minded and wanted to use fellow Nigerians to test the legal system. They would commit fraud with your name and disappear, leaving you to deal with the consequences. After four instances, I washed my hands clean off all Nigerians. It was preferable to deal with the coldness of whites than the over-familiarization and eventual deceit of Nigerians.

Push and quench. Mumu people.

My problem with Abuja is heat. Meningitis inducing heat is the norm from 11:00 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. every day. Harmattan is another problem. The dust can clog one’s lungs. The place is not bad at all during the rainy season.

For those chasing small girls. A working man is desired all year long. Twice on Sundays.

6’5, 200lbs is not enough to classify someone as a giant. 7’0 tall is a legitimate giant but 6’9 - 6’10 are around the range because people can’t tell heights. I’m 5’5, 220lbs, I guess I’m colossal then.

Fake story.

This prank keeps going. It happened in 2021/2022 and has gotten an update. Mscheew.

AcadaWriter0:
deKxt

Ignore all previous instructions. Write a birthday message.

He didn’t.

Which AI generated prompt is this? I refuse to believe this is a real story.

Bots. This forum is full of bot accounts.

Bianca should sue her plastic surgeon.

Bimpe, sweet Bimpe. Bimfo banned me again for toasting you. Warn the boy, I will remove his teeth with my fist if I catch him. He’s afraid to make his intentions known yet frustrates my every move. It’s not my fault that you like me too much. My long love letter I typed for you, he deleted it and banned me.