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Fabricated story. Mental illness is real.

Another pointless report.

Something is really wrong with this man. He tried claiming something one time only to be proven wrong. He’s at it again.

Where my future kids will fall under. Let me get one idiot pregnant out of curiosity.

Na real olopa. Why drink on duty?

…and those coming to visit in January, nko?

I wanted to ask a question here. On a second thought, I decided to try ChatGPT. The question is answered, I’m wiser and can continue my day. No trolling took place. No “it’s not my business” or “I look you, I jump and pass.” It was a straight answer with extra information thrown in.

Nairaland truly is dead.

The police is treating it as a terror attack. Nobody wants to say Elon sells defective products. The benefits of rubbing shoulders with power.

Bimpe, I will make you mine this year. I have 364 days to achieve it.

Love800:
Try your best to keep her. She will admire your strength!
But if she want to let go, let her go!

Story. I will replace her three times over.

Men like women. Women like men. Every other thing is unimportant.

So-called “engagement” for children on Nairaland.

Nairaland will soon retract the news and issue Burna Boy an apology. Person don dey fear to lose him business. 2025 is starting off in good light.

Yet to. I’m sleeping for now.

Person wan tear person nyash. Nairaland, o. LWKMD.

Will it stop the war?

She should find another then. I’m not made of wood.

This is a country where many people come to this platform to say is safe or safer than Nigeria.

It is safer than Nigeria. They will catch the psycho or end his life in public. He’s obviously ready to commit suicide by cop.

Life sentences for the perpetrators. Life means nothing to them so theirs should be wasted.

Got him before the cancer did.

How Nairaland giveaways work.

A troll opens a new account. He types with it “giveaway for X amount of people.” As usual, hungry children flood the thread. His alternates appear too since it’s a free-for-all. Everyone drops their account names and numbers. He picks out his alternates and claims to pay them. He may actually transfer money to accounts he earlier created since Fintechs allow opening of multiple accounts. For the real users who post their real details, your guess is as good as mine when thinking of what he does with the information.

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All fun and games till we see it’s one African president’s son. ROFLMAO.

Thank God I’m single. What’s the point of marriage if I’ll still sleep with women on the side? Pointless. Utterly pointless.

…only? This life really get levels. 600 Naira for data. Na this type go get twenty different accounts for trolling.

Send me the connect for the job. I will represent you.

On my bed. Rather than spend it in a church, I’ll rather dance till the morning hours in a nightclub. However, clubs are a waste of money and detrimental to my hearing.

E don enter front page. I no sabi these people. They are likely Nairaland yeyebrities like that Sinach woman.

If you see a pink f attached to a username, the member is male. Don’t think otherwise.

If you’re on Nairaland to chase women, you’re an incel. There’s no rationalization for doing so. Women full real life. Na boys full here.