₦airaland Forum

Three months for good behaviour. He likely is out or will soon return. The man likes publicity, he will film his exit.

I don't believe it. Most people know how expensive the future is under bad leaders.

I will never understand why some people let the thing between their legs disgrace them. God forbid.

First world problems.

Heffalump:
You're the Gayman here, alright? My statement shows I'm not in support of gayism, but a devilish and evil act.

So stop fantasizing about it.

…and rain fell yesterday.

Heffalump:
How can a grown man insert his gbola into a shit-hole called anus in the name of having sex? The gbola must scoop some atoms of shit before ejection.

You’re already fantasizing about the act.

GAY ALERT!

Ishilove’s favourite type of report.

Someone has no idea how freedom of speech works.

1. Fake story.

2. OP is a guy.

3. Enjoy the drama. Living with a Bible-thumping Christian man who respects others like himself is boring.

If I say yes, nko?

It's due to government incompetence on the part of NIMC. They likely have your details in a backlog which they're yet to update. All going to MTN's office will do is reassure the provider that your details have been provided. If barring of any sort takes place in future, you go collect again until the lazy asses at NIMC finally input your details into their database.

The thing tire me but we push.

Nice meet up with Rema. What is that disrespectful akata doing there? By the time them move him phone now, he go lament all over social media.

Lol. Comedian.

Broke people care. People with jobs face their nine-to-five.

I’ve seen eighty-eight years olds built like the average forty year old. I am not impressed.

Omoawoke:
These men are strong!
See wole Soyinka at 90 still looking fresh, when Gen Z of 22 is looking older than 30 years

They’re in their stage of drinking and experimenting with illegal substances. People older know from research and social media that exercise is good. Na swallow wey no gree make average Nigerian see road.

Viva should use their current radio jingle, not this sleep-inducing song.

Could be arthritis for all I care. All these men take fitness pictures only when campaigning for political roles. Their regular lives consist of overindulging. One doesn’t remain twenty, thirty or forty past a decade respectfully.

Lol. Children having children. This is normal.

Stories, stories, stories with no drop of petroleum delivered. Nigeria and its politics in a nutshell.

Gauging her interest level and realizing it was lower than mine. I am not a teenager or early adult. I have more important activities than chasing a confused female.

Na 0730 them wan wake these children?

Who said it wouldn’t?

Ehen, this is the boy who kept mute during the Rivers violence. I’m surprised he’s not hiding under the bed for this matter. Abeg, how much you don make from your political life? Jobless human beings full Nairaland.

Their world is one of patriarchy. The offenders will receive pats on the back.

All these born in 2005 children with their weird usernames. Mscheew. Sexual jokes; ignore them and carry on with life. You’re not a female. There are more important things to do with your life.

A fat girl’s words mean nothing to me.

Married to the institution. Any Nigerian in official camouflage is considered an animal until they prove otherwise.

Them use toto curse some people.

Humans destroying the environment once again.