₦airaland Forum

Something is wrong with this man and Linda Ikeji. The latter claims she was born in 1980, yet I’ve seen her birth year listed as 1979. This one, I’ve seen his birth year rotate from 1980 - 1982. Nna, na to ask these people physically. Bloggers are very stupid.

Humans are not allergic to meat. It must be one of the ingredients used.

Better them than no one.

Bastards on Nairaland can never see the good in any thing. No wonder you all live in perpetual poverty.

Bimpe, send location.

She must be ex-military. They miss the high-stakes adrenaline rush of life or death situations. Honestly, I would never imagine her being a contract killer. She sure had that going for her. Now, the obvious; which kind of idiot goes farming without complete tools? Next time she should carry three guns with her.

Didn’t they hit this milestone years ago? What is Microsoft doing? They had this opportunity decades ago. I’ll chalk it up to inflation making it possible to hit big meaningless figures.

Government wey no gree raise minimum wage no fit persuade doctors to stay. Don’t worry, they’ll come back with a wealth of experience once they retire. Their japa today will pay off in 30 - 35 years.

She must be skilled. Sports betting is not luck. A lot of planning goes into it. She’ll be fine, last last.

People don’t smoke as much today as they did in the 90s. I can’t remember seeing anyone smoke for the past ten years if not longer.

Sugar daddy matter gone wrong.

Good news. Why I haven’t visited this country yet still baffles me.

Truvelisback:
Who pursue you?

Continue asking.

Truvelisback:
Help me do am.

Good day, fellas. How do I explain to a non-boxing fan that the guy in the middle can beat these guys?

No wonder them pursue you.

Superior, don’t make me laugh.

Do, do and overdo. Structure wey suppose be two storeys at most, them go add extra floors. Now, money don waste. Hopefully, no life was lost.

meobizy:
See them. Igbo boys fighting over a Yoruba beauty. Tufia! Your forefathers are rolling in their graves.

Not my concern. She’ll be my first wife. The other three will be Igbo.

That slip wasn’t mild in any way. African dictators would have people killed for such embarrassment. He’s lucky he didn’t break anything. Sha, we like elders for leaders. See what we’ve gotten.

Truvelisback:
What was he?

Bia, go and complete the write-up in the original post.

madone:
dont near my bimpe ooo. My lady with golden heart, the children lover. Bimpe my heartthrob, the lady that speaks english to my inner soul

Mechi onu dia. Let her make the decision herself. At worst, we’ll fight for her love. Whoever survives wins her for the rest of his existence.

Bimpe, you no go school again?

Maybe she’s doing it out of boredom. E don pass be careful.

Lol. The same person, two accounts. That aside, Multichoice knows how its customers think. Nigerians do not care for local leagues. They also push aside national matches for anything European. Their justification is that local leagues are unrefined and Nigeria’s team loses more than it wins.

The unemployed. I have a job. I go dey inside house dey rest.

4chan troll with sourceless reports. ROFLMAO.

How many times these two dey marry?

E go change the taste? Na only that one concern me.

Explain tire, zero evidence.