₦airaland Forum

History is history. That you don’t like it doesn’t mean it never happened. Let it be open and become a talking point than remain hidden in the past.

Fake story.

Every man to his opinion.

Good for you. Enjoy yourself that way. In less than two years, you’ll adjust and focus squarely on your existence there.

He should keep lying.

Election theatrics. It happens every four years.

Waiting to see if this’ll hit front page.

Good to see foreigners are not exempted from Nigerian justice. We’ll see her in an episode of Banged Up Abroad.

Today’s safety lesson is, speed limits.

These are highly needed in the country. With the way people brag about skipping driving school when learning, speed limits are a crucial means to reduce automobile accidents. A car traveling at 20 KM/H cannot kill a person on impact. One moving at 60 KM/H and above can. A vehicle moving at 50 KM/H will not crumple on impact. An automobile moving at 110 KM/H surely will.

FRSC, what is your job role again?

Joke. No pictures means it never happened.

See the soft looking mongrel. Any idiot can feel like a boss while holding a gun. Tell him to throw fists now and he’ll hesitate. Real men solve issues and work with their hands.

336 NGN in total. The company do your papa wrong. Maybe he believed the money will feed your children’s children. Let me estimate the payments for 2015 and 2016. They were 18.59 NGN respectively.

Keep talking, Nigerians. Na una second skill after praying.

It happens every other day.

La click…

Their celebrity status dey their pocket. Life continues.

He will be replaced. These people reproduce like rats.

I do not understand Bianca’s relevance. I don’t want to anyway.

Likely a gas station.

Dangote is Nairaland’s new waist beads. Anything with his name makes front page.

This man should retire from politics, abeg. Forty-nine years so far in my recollection. He surely still harbours a third term in mind.

Bimpe, I will lick you like ice cream.

Bimpe, I will lick your “this thing.”

PEACE2023:
Lies Oh. They were showing me a ball of fufu 2 pounds and they said that I am enjoying in Nigeria.
Some that love life so much told me that to enjoy such a life there no be beans Oh.
Now they can not come back because their position has been filled up.

Eating Nigerian food is quite expensive. They should adjust to the meals available there. Nigerian meals give diabetes. The oyibo options should be better health-wise. Maybe they don't want you to come over and compete with them. The same happens on Nairaland. Ask how much they make and how much they send home. Ask the ones you remember for being honest.

Is this what we’ve come to? This is why I can never see children here as human. Ordinary apple na luxury? Hungry apes.

PEACE2023:
Remember that he has many enemies already.
I have a man who does this but he is insisting that I must bring money for him to build my own that he can not use his money for it.

He’s a nobody with an inflated ego. Everybody knows how blogging works. The millions of Nigerians who jumped on the bandwagon years ago, how many are as successful as Linda Ikeji and the tens of millionaire bloggers today?

[quote author=press9jatv post=132433806][/quote]I enjoyed the write-up. Keep it up.

I now understand why female artistes take sultry pictures. Yes, it attracts male fans, but broke boys have no contribution to their success. The pictures are to remind their sugar daddies that they are still sexy. Many a female I’ve knacked and forgotten catch my attention immediately with a twerk video or fun photographs at the beach.

Didn’t they test these things in Lagos? Was the project only for promotion? Almost six years now and nobody owns a driverless car this way. People in Abuja of all places don’t own them.

Japa. The money will be an investment. With the constant decline of our economy, a menial job outside our shores will translate to huge sums here.

Try to check up on your former colleagues. They might be in better positions today. Maybe you’ll be inspired to follow their example.

The problem that I am having now is ringing ears. It might be tinnitus.

It is tinnitus. You don enter the zone of no return. Visit an ear doctor to learn means of maintaining what you have remaining. I know without a doubt you are young, under twenty-six years of age. People older learn that some things can’t be returned when lost.

Your hustle involves listening to loud sounds. Fine another or deal with the consequences in the near future. I’m an average headphone user. I always use the volume at the lowest setting where I can enjoy the music yet hear my surroundings. Imbibe the habit before sorry becomes your case.

PEACE2023:
You want him to tell you his trick?

Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Warren Buffett and Jeff Bezos wey tell us their trick tire, anybody thief their success?