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PEACE2023:
You want him to tell you his trick?

Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Warren Buffett and Jeff Bezos wey tell us their trick tire, anybody thief their success?

Bimpe, I will impregnate you.

An almost ten minute video with zero mention of the physics involved. The guy doesn’t sound an IQ point average intelligence. This video is either a scam or an exaggeration of the generator’s power.

This moderator no notice when the other moderator push the news to front page? I no understand una for this forum.

Like a South Park episode. They wanted to get caught. How this situation works is, the officers do a small bust like this and celebrate the whole day, meanwhile truckloads of harder stuff pass by. The officers hit their quota of at least one discovery. They completely relax and don’t put effort into any other searches. That is how drugs pass through airports.

1. She’s not in Nigeria. There is nothing I can do.

2. People wey resemble her here plenty. If I start reporting all of them, una go tire.

Nowadays, people marry at 58. She go dey all right, last last. If she attempted the institution before, no mongrel here should say shit. Where I will gladly call a woman an olosho is in Genevieve’s case. It’s better to go in, taste and fail than never attempt in the first place.

[quote author=Xclusivegrin007 post=132401231][/quote]Scammers won’t kill me. You work on Sunday? You no even read the format, sef.

This donkey put a 240p video in a 1080p container. Mscheew. I couldn’t see anything.

Congratulations to Rema. He’s doing the country well.

Nobody is safe. Meanwhile, the government is focused solely on Dangote’s petroleum woes.

This Nairaland child needs to make himself useful. He is a nuisance.

Commission the facility first before creating reports. I know it will result in stories just like Dangote’s refinery.

This stupid child is still being mischievous out of boredom. He has resurrected years-old threads for reasons known to him. A full week now.

What is killing these young people? I dey fear for children on Nairaland. Who will be the next?

I know this woman. Clout chaser, noni.

Idiot children on Nairaland. What will you incels do on a Friday night? You obviously don’t go out. Na movies once again or una go masturbate before sleep?

Franzinni:
yeah I feel your pain ... It's easy for me to judge you from a spectators perspective but you are the one that is emotionally going through so it's pretty hard to think logically in that state. But I thank God you are at least aware that it's temporary, all emotions are like clouds, they are there one second and before you know they are gone.. so you can just keep romanticizing with the "what ifs" with time you will know for sure.

Thank you.

Franzinni:
you dont know everything about her o ... One yahoo boy could be knocking her womb and rams her against the head board back to back as we speak and I bet you she is no screaming your name o. 😂 😂 You never know people, you only create a version of them in your head ... But who they are is only known to them.
Maybe you should call her and 😭😭😭 let her see the bugger clumps running down your nose and just roll on the floor begging her. Or another thing is to gather all your funds and if you don't have much then you might need to sell everything you have and buy her a gift, girls like that alot. Or you can beg her to give you a space in her friend zone too even if it's a patch of land as small as 2 square foot .

There are many ways you can simp and enjoy it because it will make you feel like you are trying harder ... You get

ROFLMAO. God, no. Why is everything stupid when laid out but exhilarating when performed? I know very well I will regret my current actions later, but I can not stop. E dey like juju.

Franzinni:
what do you like about her that you can't do without ... I am just curious

Every thing. Don’t make me go into details before I burst into tears here.

Franzinni:
failed kwa.

I can’t help it. I like her too much. Distance makes me want her even more.

Bimpe, I will slack your kpekus.

No other man, I repeat — no other man, can enjoy this woman the way this old man did. She can never be nineteen, twenty or twenty-three again. Put her in any position you can think of, the man slack the kpekus long ago.

Life continues.

Franzinni:
It's a stage bro you need to suffer through it ... But let me tell you there is no gain waiting for you at the end, you have been conquered and you are now a slave to your imagination.. you can decide to suffer to the end or get off the train at this point.

But no matter what she will never see you as valuable with the weak display instead you need to show strength by cutting her off totally and focusing on your life and the things that excite your soul... Women tolerate simps but they crave the bad boy.

But you will eventually learn Sha ... I just hope you are still a teenager because if you are not bros, you need to call family meeting o.

You don chop efo riro

Chai! I have failed as a human being.

Fisiryorh:
It's because you are a SIMPle man.....

Can I learn to stop it?

…but Nairaland killed him last week. What happened? The grim reaper is at his door. At the very best, he has ten years to live. His best times are long behind. There’s nothing he can achieve in coming years. Let him hand over.

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When people stop drinking beer out of frustration, I will know Nigerians have finally hit rock bottom. For now, we’re still enjoying. Let me head out this night for sightseeing.

People still dey born five children? “God will provide” is still a thing in this era of Gen Zs being parents? Nigeria backward, sha.

It’s a Yankee something. Bingos here will never understand.

Nobody cares. One more day and she’ll be history again.