₦airaland Forum

Languages will fade with time. Not everyone burdens him or herself with many when one is sufficient.

Wetin do am?

Funny how this one has spent so long here yet hasn’t hit the fifty thousand comments mark.

Somehow they use these five litres to crowd all the drink spots in my locale. Is somebody lying or the whole country has forgotten what truth means? Tomorrow is Friday, police wey no dey ever get fuel go mount illegal checkpoints to fleece merrymakers. I dey house. Nothing concern me.

The police beat him into a fan.

Bimpe, I want to pleasure you with my tongue.

If I cross paths with her, her pant must shift. Taking off clothes is unnecessary. Her skin would look horrible from the abuse of bleaching creams.

He’s a distraction. Frustrated people will always direct their attention elsewhere.

Him time don pass. It’s not easy to stay relevant past four years. Ask Dammy Krane. When Tuface, Wizkid, Davido and Tiwa celebrated ten years in the industry, it wasn’t noise they were making. The man likely performs till this day. He doesn’t do so for mammoth crowds.

We will forget this matter in three days. We did so the first time. Nothing new.

Everybody wants to work in an office. People without means to do so but possessing good health go Musa’s route.

Where was Diddy when the man got arrested? I dey fold arms look their matter.

Nollywood went global since the late 90s. South Africa’s input of quality equipment made our movies more appealing to the eyes. Back in the day, when they were recorded on cheap video recorders, our people and fellow blacks outside the nation wholly consumed the movies. For many dark skin people, it was their first taste of all-black casts in movie productions.

Sock puppetry at work.

Everybody is claiming they can’t afford xyz, yet bars are full to the brim nightly. Make we dey lie give ourselves. E be like we all know heaven na story.

Na their waist bead threads dey pain me pass. In 2024, na waist beads supposed productive youth dey carry for mind. SMH.

No salary listed. You are on your own.

I don’t believe anything Sahara Reporters.

I’m beginning to believe that Nigerian hospitals are death traps. Once a victim is rushed there, death is imminent.

Alcohol and the presence of women will always result in fights. Na inside house I dey drink nowadays. Make no man try use me shine because he wan impress woman. Some idiot women instigate fights in clubs so their men come to the rescue.

Thank God I’m no longer a student. All this stupid disrespect which lecturers are known for. At twenty-one, I was still called “boy” because I was in university and treated like a child by both lecturers and security guards. My nephews in foreign universities have been called sir since they turned eighteen years old. Nigeria go always stain your white.

I have no clue who she is.

Lol. Him mama go don reject am. She likely cheated.

Good for her. She has eight more years to play. Female soccer players have a longer career than their male counterparts.

Parts of China were also colonized by Caucasians. Tiny Britain do the world shege.

Lol. Something he did at age 20 is being reflected on 15 years later? Hehehe. If so, he theoretically did his time. A case of manslaughter back then would see him released this year.

If news didn’t come out of his arrest, he for spend ten days that way. The Nigerian police are no different from their fellow animals in uniform.

Power corrupts. Imagined power or otherwise.

Why are women bitter? They see a situation like this and are quick to tag it pedophilia. If the man came your way, you’ll use disinterest to frustrate him. He found a woman who liked him, you’re making noise. The same types who insult black men for settling with white women and tag men who don’t show interest their way as gay. Life no hard at all, na we dey complicate am unnecessarily.

What could? You must live under a rock.

Intellectual stagnation, no different from its home country and Nairaland.

One thing about Nigeria is the country keeps claiming “to” when it comes to developments. I’m shy from sixty years old and my unborn children are hearing “to?” My grand niblings would hear “to” if their parents didn’t japa before things got bad. I believe the country is cursed with intellectual stagnation.