₦airaland Forum

She’ll go back to him. Women love these types of men.

Lazy children on Nairaland are still waiting for the program to resurrect. Lol. Find jobs.

Ilamina:
I am very broke

How did you know

ROFLMAO.

Onila, remain in Bonny or Port Harcourt. Nobody wants your unexposed being in Lagos. You’re even too broke to travel. ROFLMAO.

Bimpe, you must teach me Yoruba.

Let’s see how the story will end.

Post an update on the story. I’m curious.

Rappers don’t live long. Frustrated people from the ghetto always test them. They end up in prison, dead or run far from poverty into upscale neighbourhoods for their safety.

Just another day on Nairaland.

Expect a strongly-worded letter from the UN in retaliation. Na their way. They’re too busy fucking hookers and snorting cocaine to care for mere desert dwelling peasants. At the end of the day, they make their millions in participation cheques and fly back to their cushy, warm homes.

I know you dey Lagos. No point asking anything further.

Nairaland, you children like cheap articles. These are the sort of threads I get directed to whenever I complain that there is no money or value in Nairaland.

Six months in prison will reset their brains.

Not Nigeria. Pointless news to me. The man got the evidence needed for a divorce. It was a suffering-and-smiling matrimony where he lived to please the society. Hopefully divorce will grant him the needed happiness.

Smh. Fake life na bad thing.

Now he’ll come back to Tinubu’s government.

Bimpe, leave that your small boyfriend.

NovusHomo:
Minimum "wage"

Wait till e enter 120K.

Which kind of illiterate handwriting is that one?!

Who gives an eff? She’s wearing her sperm stealer tag on her sleeve. How can the biological father claim something which was stolen? She wanted him to herself and assumed stealing his sperm would keep him. It didn’t. His marriage still lasts. They probably had a one night stand. Her spinsterhood continues. Thank God she has that gay friend to play daddy for the child.

AcadaWriter:
Nairaland never had free speech.

Bia, you no fit ever create original comment? How will somebody employ you to write when it’s a bot you use to post ordinary comments?

Let this news not affect my 30k there. It’s all I know. I go vex burn the place if my money short.

Nairaland never had free speech.

CaptainZubi:
DM

Your hand cut?

Zonefree:
Imagine playing a song and you first hear "I go dagger am".

You no go OFF the song?

Not really. That’s how his main songs start.

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Four days later. Wetin come happen?

50K.

O ti how much?

Yahoo boy wey no dey drag money with Dangote, is that one Yahoo boy?

She’s an OAP. She’s paid to say rubbish.

Who?

Old picture. She’s fatter now. Nigerians frustrate am sotey she turn psycho.