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The average Nigerian is a mongrel who believes gyms are a waste of time. She’s not enlightening anyone.

What should we do with your selfie?

Yes, you were.

Did not read. Lol.

ayjay45:
na your father go die

This is what happens when we have bastards as moderators on Nairaland.

It still will not change anything.

Seriously, the luck this dead platform has is that I can’t deactivate my accounts. Na to catch lifelong ban. I don tire for this place finally.

Will they be shown the real Nigeria or be taken to makeshift villages like they did for Elizabeth till her death?

something tells me this isn't fp material but anyway here it is

Though debatable, it isn’t for many reasons.

Five children. E go so over them. Two are not easy, they want to train an additional three? I laugh in Canadian pidgin. That man go reduce by force from working multiple jobs.

These are old pictures. Every year on Nairaland, these pictures trend.

She's selling her market. Nairaland turns everything into news.

I wish them a happy marriage. It reminds me of the day a neighbour came to watch movies in my room and 'totally forgot' where she lived. That was how I got unofficially married for three months until her ex soured everything.

Who?

Every human is capable of taking a life. Give the person a reason. All the chickens and goats you don kill, una no reason say them get lives? No difference between those animals and humans. Cow and camel, sef, large pass human beings. Na those ones jihadi terrorists dey use practice beheadings.

Whether it’s fat, whether it’s muscle or a combination of both, being overweight will kill you fast. The natural weight for a human being is a lot leaner and lighter than today’s average.

Driving is overrated.

Rubbish.

She isn't Nigerian. Pointless news to me.

I've never understood the point. Life continues on my end.

That body is not nice.

Normal level.

SDK got this one wrong. Her kid surely belongs to Tonto’s ex-husband.

Not my concern.

Seun, the spambot and Cloudflare are the same; incompetent.

Welcome to the fear mongering topic for today.

The intense sunshine wey dey kill people for north don cross enter other regions of Nigeria. People will continue dying. R.I.P. to the dead.

Er, because he’s wealthy?

Draft pick “announcer,” fake blogger. This one made me Google his age because I was wondering how he was picked at the age of thirty-one.

I shot somebody and the person immediately degraded in health. This isn’t supposed to happen.