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Post that your picture again, let me see.

It's like only my Whatsapp doesn't have Meta AI.

Agbaya, you're too old for this.

She wouldn't blame you if nothing happened. Run the abortion or wait for the birth to do a DNA test. Good luck in advance. No idiot female can blame a pregnancy on me when I've not had any action in six years now.

Okay? Life goes on.

Broke children on Nairaland can never relate.

These sort of things reveal the hungry mongrels you all are, yet you people spend all your data claiming to feed Dangote and fellow Nigerian billionaires. Nairaland. ROFLMAO.

This topic again.

His watch ended.

Like what happened in Kuwait, Iraq and Afghanistan? Lol.

Looks like an old picture.

The6thAustralia:
Back then in 2015/2018 we had many creative nairalanders in terms of writing, music and even scientific research.

Now reverse is the case. What's happening?

Nairaland does not reward creativity. Creative fellows left or got banned beforehand.

Namaster:
Do these now:

1. Start lifting weights. If there is no gym around you, start doing push ups. Go to YouTube and look up the variety of push ups and adopt at least 4 types. Do them EVERYDAY!

Exercise EVERYDAY! It'll make your frame stronger and improve your mental health. Read up on progressive overload and incorporate it into your exercise routine.

2. Stop eating NONSENSE food. Cut off soft drinks and alcohol.

3. Groom REGULARLY and more often. Find a correct barber and ask him for suggestions of hairstyles that'll fit the shape of your skull. Be ready to spend on grooming.

4. ALWAYS dress like you are getting ready to meet your sworn enemy. Dress to OPPRESS! Wear clean clothes that fit.

Tucking in your shirts may give you a funny look, so get yourself a nice blazer to go with it. Has the added benefit of making you look bigger.

5. Look people in the eyes when talking to them. Don't stare, just look. You can practise this by going to the market to price something.

6. Speak LESS and speak RARELY. Embrace awkward silences. If you don't know what to say, you shut up. Also normalise asking questions like "what do you think?"

7. Get yourself a KILLER perfume/body spray. Works like magic.

8. Learn something NEW. Could be a musical instrument, a new skill or a new hobby. But learn something NEW.

9. Get new shoes, sandals and palm sandals. Get quality footwears that make it look like you care about yourself. Even uf you're not feeling it.

10. If anyone disrespects you, call them out on it IMMEDIATELY. Tell them you don't like it and will not tolerate it. If they persist, cut them off and treat them like they are DEAD to you.

BONUS:

Fuuuck a hookup a girl with PHAT yansh at least TWICE a month if you don't have a girlfriend.

Read these books:

1. No More Mr. Nice Guy by Robert Glover.

2. 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene.

3. The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuuuck by Mark Manson.

He will disregard every piece of advice here. He’s a Nairaland mongrel. I’ve come across them for thirteen years now.

Man married woman. Wetin happen?

Men no dey approach am again?

Them don draw new scam. I pity you children in this forum.

ROFLMAO. He should’ve added that Nigerians will receive constant electricity when the exchange rate becomes a dollar to a Naira.

Life is cheap in this country. Everybody knows if those kids die, their parents will birth new ones. The more people who die, the more resources for everyone else to enjoy.

You know how many prophets don warn Dangote? Leave am. All these people are scammers.

I. Don’t. Care.

I counted zero life jackets. If they had those on, this would have been a minor inconvenience in the form of lost equipments.

a bureaucratic organization filled with Inflexible developers and local champions.

Good morning.

The country doesn’t produce anything other than petroleum. We import everything. A full lockdown like 2020’s won’t change our situation in any way. Let people relax at home.

Nothing in that video confirms anything. One can sit a freshly deceased body upright. It doesn't mean the soul still inhabits it.

...and? I even thought it was something serious hence the associated pictures. Everything is news on Nairaland.

spinna:
PARDON GUYS.. ALL DAY IVE BEEN TRYNA UPLOAD ONE PIC TO NAIRALAND..NAWAOO

That is a grade A mango. It's like calling a human with ganglion cysts 'strange.' I know it has been consumed. Next time, physically report any others to my home address. I will deal with the matter amicably.

sulakishop:
Let your wife dress responsibly

How else person wan dress for bank job?

She’s still young. She won’t sing the same tune at forty-five.

aterejr:
Selling

450K. Last price.