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She should get a sugar daddy. Being independent is not hard if one has no children.

We will see more of these sort of reports. Things are hard. People who were beggars before have resorted to being everybody’s burden.

He deserves the sentence. Our country lost a non-indigenous gem.

No specific price posted. Which half baked moderator pushed this to the front page?

Please, ensure you take care of your ears while enjoying any of the listed. I use headphones at 20% volume because my hearing has no replacement. People have gotten deaf overtime from loud equipment. Don’t be a statistic.

I’ll refuse. Money I can make in less than four years. No way.

Is he the one who died while saving people?

Preek, toto, preek, toto. So much noise made over an eight-minute activity. Rubbish!

Quicker returns than ploughing fields. No wonder the act is lucrative for illiterates.

Good on her.

They were gotten from Nigeria. Fucking dummy. Does he think Kosi, Leketso, Sepumi and Thandiwe were names the white man made up for animals? Oyibo dey honour your country, you dey see am as insult.

Her stolen husband don knack dirty olosho. She’s there consoling herself.

Bimpe called me a fan. I still haven’t recovered from this insult!

Students sleep with lecturers

If this isn’t listed, the report isn’t fit for Nairaland’s front page. One would think citizens are exposed enough to disregard sex being an issue. No, mongrels here and in the real world prove me wrong every time. Consensual sex is not a crime. Fornication is not a sin. Your gods do not exist. Humans were created to knack once they hit puberty. Copulation brought every human being to existence.

No need to create African variants of the usual Caucasian heroes. We have a lot of African stories our artists can draw from. I remember a Lagos-based (abi Warri-based) youth who made comics featuring Sango, the god of thunder. They were original and refreshing to consume. I remember being a child, reading some comics featuring super-powered Lagosians trying to make the best of surviving the city’s madness. It was fun. The characters wore regular attires instead of uniforms.

It looks like the decision paid off. Many men did the same. It went well for some and didn’t work so well for others. Olosho at the end of the day na woman. I remember one complaining about her boyfriend to me once. I found it funny.

Let him learn from the eventual punishment. He’s too young to act stupid.

Should they? Abeg, this oil issue no concern me. My newly purchased bicycle enter house yesterday.

Another child on Nairaland kicked the bucket. Life continues.

35K for a medical checkup. Many of the children here can afford it. They will rather spend the money on beer, data, catfish and oloshos. I dey fold arms look una. One health check is enough to carry you for a year. Two, if you don’t have funds for another.

Marry your own wife and run the household however you want.

Ntorr to jambites and final year children on Nairaland. The only third year students who care are medical ones based on qualification exams.

MrCork:
Shaaaaarap there...are u gointo maary yor mother. Is she gonno giv u pusssssy? Why the heck are u people actin like childrens? Please apply brain please. Your mother need tonfind her own man. U must put yor woman first..pirrriod!!(no ofencse)

…but why are you gay, sir? No offenccee.

This menstrual cycle advert on Nairaland, couldn’t they get a fully clothed woman for it? See as my “this thing” keeps pulsating every time I come across it. Sex sells, yes, but what is the point when the product is a female one?

The pikin no get papa, abi he was a modified clone of hers? Independent woman don kpai pikin. She will carry this regret for the rest of her life.

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See the hungry thing, sef. Twenty-six years don sure for am. Is it that nobody knew first aid in the locale? Pressure on his neck at the time would reduce her sentence to eight or twelve years. Humans take a while to die from stab wounds.

Too expensive. Not enough games to justify the price. An unnoticeable step in technological prowess. Surely, zero 8K playback which was promised in the first iteration.

I dey fold arms look you.

Akata, likely killed by akatas. Who swear for them die long ago. Their matter no get solution.