₦airaland Forum

I didn’t know he had four children. Money full ground. I assumed he birthed three and was done.

How can I miss a place I’ve never been to? I was shocked to find out it was 45 minutes from my abode. I will flex there one day if not for security issues.

Na to find online hustle. The only way to cope with recent conditions is to earn foreign currency.

I wouldn’t have guessed she was mixed. She looks like any light skin Igbo. Maybe her existence was a disgrace to her family, hence her mother’s side abandoning her. I can swear with my left testicle that the newborn’s father is a legal adult. I no know if them use toto swear for some men. The Nollywood union should aid her. She don use play play turn herself to woman.

My Bimpe!

Good for them. The same way they claimed Nigerians were the happiest people when the reality was the opposite.

She was cute and nerdy when young. The man glowed up over the years. Grey hair has its own beauty.

Normal thing. Them kidnap man, him wife or parents go slump. Them kpai man, him parents go slump. I’ve heard the story a thousand times. Nigerians should live healthy lives. A healthy body is resilient to both mental and physical stressors.

It’s better for frustrated men to masturbate from watching porn than to head outside to rape women. Sometimes, humans need a release from the tension of the world. Animals masturbate, humans are animals, therefore I will masturbate like every other locomotive life form in the world. Wetin pain me pass be say, for my life, na only five women wey don admit to watching porn regularly. How do porn sites get such high viewership if women don’t partake?

I remember buying one for 11,000 - 12,000 Naira back in 2007. What a life.

If AJ wins this match, Cuppy go knack the guy tire for the next one week. Without a doubt, she’s in Dubai to support her “friend.” Joshua is tall and huge. He’s one inch taller than Ngannou but see the difference an inch plus of shoe soles make.

He no resemble who dey see money. Nigeria’s current situation has made men with meagre hundreds of thousands of dollars into Naira billionaires.

Enjoy.

One day, this Starlink will supply my household with truly unlimited data. Useless Nigerian providers can go to hell with their cruddy service.

I remember when she featured on the program. Almost every guy I knew claimed he’d done her before. I come dey wonder, if she really slept with all these guys, how come none of them had proof past “it happened?”

The coochie must have been amazing. It reminds me of my last encounter. If not that the woman had a child, I would kneel on one leg and propose immediately.

Bimpe, where are you?

To my greatest shock, she told me she's in a serious relationship

Dust yourself and move on.

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Education is the best form of birth control. Only an educated person can draw out future lifestyle projections based on their current earnings. Children are not a cheap affair. Costs rise as they grow older. High birth rates are a degree to ascertain how literate a population is. It is a double-edged sword, however. The white man can drop population numbers by educating rival nations. The outcome will see an influx of literate migrants ready to compete with former masters for jobs.

I will plough that piece of land four times daily.

Imagine he decided to join a gym six years ago, he would still be here with us. Sha, he decided it was time to depart the world. Nigeria’s hardship bites more since our reason to laugh (Ibu) is no more.

I will never understand how a mass of humans will disappear from mapping technology. Are they kept in an underground bunker? Maybe they’re hidden deep inside mountains. Haba, this thing is embarrassing.

They say this about every president we’ve ever had including the lousy Sani Abacha. Make them talk new story, abeg. No be today them born me.

Kaycee9242:
To ban people unnecessarily

I strongly believe so.

Thislifee:
That's tribe is igbo.. greedy people!

I will neither confirm nor deny.

There are zones called muster points. They were designed so people do not injure themselves while panicking. This incident was surely managed well. Only a video will prove otherwise, which I am very sure wouldn’t surface.

Enlighten me.

They can twerk to entice men online. Let them show real life working, they’ll be exhausted after three pumps. No be today we encounter these types.

It won’t surprise me if you trace the culture far back to the 1800s and find out white men forced it on indigenes in a bid to preserve the then monkey population. The practice then spilled down generations that now no one remembers why it started.