₦airaland Forum

1. Fake story.

2. OP is a guy.

3. Enjoy the drama. Living with a Bible-thumping Christian man who respects others like himself is boring.

If I say yes, nko?

It's due to government incompetence on the part of NIMC. They likely have your details in a backlog which they're yet to update. All going to MTN's office will do is reassure the provider that your details have been provided. If barring of any sort takes place in future, you go collect again until the lazy asses at NIMC finally input your details into their database.

The thing tire me but we push.

Nice meet up with Rema. What is that disrespectful akata doing there? By the time them move him phone now, he go lament all over social media.

Lol. Comedian.

Broke people care. People with jobs face their nine-to-five.

I’ve seen eighty-eight years olds built like the average forty year old. I am not impressed.

Omoawoke:
These men are strong!
See wole Soyinka at 90 still looking fresh, when Gen Z of 22 is looking older than 30 years

They’re in their stage of drinking and experimenting with illegal substances. People older know from research and social media that exercise is good. Na swallow wey no gree make average Nigerian see road.

Viva should use their current radio jingle, not this sleep-inducing song.

Could be arthritis for all I care. All these men take fitness pictures only when campaigning for political roles. Their regular lives consist of overindulging. One doesn’t remain twenty, thirty or forty past a decade respectfully.

Lol. Children having children. This is normal.

Stories, stories, stories with no drop of petroleum delivered. Nigeria and its politics in a nutshell.

Gauging her interest level and realizing it was lower than mine. I am not a teenager or early adult. I have more important activities than chasing a confused female.

Na 0730 them wan wake these children?

Who said it wouldn’t?

Ehen, this is the boy who kept mute during the Rivers violence. I’m surprised he’s not hiding under the bed for this matter. Abeg, how much you don make from your political life? Jobless human beings full Nairaland.

Their world is one of patriarchy. The offenders will receive pats on the back.

All these born in 2005 children with their weird usernames. Mscheew. Sexual jokes; ignore them and carry on with life. You’re not a female. There are more important things to do with your life.

A fat girl’s words mean nothing to me.

Married to the institution. Any Nigerian in official camouflage is considered an animal until they prove otherwise.

Them use toto curse some people.

Humans destroying the environment once again.

Wahala. I pray he’s found hale and hearty.

Always hungry-looking. Poverty na the worst vice imaginable.

I haven’t eaten this in two weeks. Them curse me? Outside I go tonight. Make I go bath.

He should buy a better phone. All these don’t happen with iPhones. Sha, I know he already has one. He should update to the latest model.

Better them than me.

We should learn how to maintain infrastructure. Person curse us?

Medicine after death.

I know the man. His name starts with M.

This boy is back with another account. After getting busted, he went silent on his alternate. I don’t know if you children don’t have real life friends.