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AcadaWriter:
Yeah in the indian movies love my foot

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AcadaWriter:
hmmmm, lojo isinmi.

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AcadaWriter:
Who are those who hated OBJ?

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This thing na every month?

FRANCISTOWN:
The OP is a man masquerading as a woman. Common sense should tell this to err'one

Ding, Ding, Ding. Accurate. Why do I even bother with these Nairaland boys in the closet.

Pepperdemisback:
[b] The person you are quoting is making sense. Aki is not short but diminutive. A diminutive is a person whose growth hormone stopped at a certain stage, that implies EVERYTHING in the body stopped growing at a certain age. If the person had not reached Puberty, that implies the hormone for reproduction and reproduction system is not formed, So, the person cannot reproduce. Look at his figure critically, he doesn't look up to 12 years and still has a child's voice, not an adult voice. The injection is available but very expensive and that's what Messi's parents used in growing him to reach Puberty that's why he can produce children. If this one's parents had his money and enlightened, he should have got help. This one, his wife
or both are hiding something.

A short man or a dwarf has normal growth and his male reproductive system developed. A dwarf just has big head and short limbs. A diminutive has growth stopped at a certain age, some inside womb, so they come out without full formation. The age and stage of the stopping will determine what function the person can carry out. [/b]

You should’ve left him in ignorance. Many don’t come here to learn, they come to throw insults and entertain themselves by aggravating others.

Zonefree:
I'm sorry to say this, but, you're not seeing any recent pictures of her. She's approaching the Wall now . The greatest fear of every woman.

The years she took the photo in her dp, she wasn't creating threads asking why men don't approach fat and chubby women or why men don't love. She was busy experimenting different men, she had numerous men at her palms then.

Now, the wall is close, she's blaming men for not making same effort they used to make back then. Now, she wants to love and be loved.

Women always want to eat their cake and have it.


I do not come in peace any longer!

I honestly don’t believe there are real women on Nairaland. At most, there’ll be chimpanzees here. OP is likely using a friend’s picture on “her” dp. I’ve come across many of such cases online.

I no even understand.

Autist.

Nairaland finally tire the autist. HEHEHEHE.

chidiokay:
@least you admit it can fail you, My friend is humble already ... he screams don't plug power bank the last time i was in his place even Tv he no ON 🤣 ni almighty solar nuh

Nepa light would have being the most reliable kan ni wipe there head correct nii .. but the challenges facing that sector long pass coastal road, all human factor

Wait until the dry season.

If they did, you won’t be here asking questions.

chidiokay:
With rain season and weather condition to be , your almighty solar might fail you ..

It cannot fail me as bad as NEPA with their consistent lack of service. Sometimes I wonder if their work is to deliver electricity or withhold it.

Did he fall in love? How did they finally catch him? This one newly learn work. Him destiny no dey Yahoo.

Washing their dirty linen in the white man’s nation. Still people wonder why we get rejected from securing visas.

E don die? Make e die abeg, make Nairaland empty small. Me wey double my batteries come add extra solar panels on top. I go sell my gen in the next four months. The only form of electricity generation wey go concern me go be solar. Make NEPA go die.

ShogunNoName:
Truth is don't blame them for drooling because most forty plus women in Nigeria look fucking old. They look sixty plus . With hairy faces and really really old overweight shapeless bodies.

They look like they have given birth to a 100 kids while overworking building the pyramids of Egypt and jogging at the same time.

They really look wornout and unattractive. Then they tend to over use makeup and have a hair line that has recessed to half of their heads.

It is rare to see a good looking Nigerian woman in her forties that isn't overweight with a permanent 6 month pregnancy belly.

99% of them look like Lizzo. (See pic below)

Well said.

Nothing special in how she looks. She’s like any forty plus year old who goes to the gym intermittently. I guess those don’t exist in Nigeria.

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This thing was my go-to snack back in the day. Two times daily for six months, I consumed it religiously. Kai, real world commitments really change a person’s life. Back then, I had no worry of any sort.

…and? Low self esteemed bingos.

One day for the owner. The same happened in my location four days ago. I descended on the idiot without a care for his life. I made sure to leave him a bloody mess. He was a northerner too who came back a second day borne of greed.

Nobody on Nairaland read everything. A few bingos will troll by saying they did. God no dey strike person down for lying anymore.

If you want a body like that, go to a gym.

They say there is no stupid question, but some questions can be described as stupid anyway.

The Jarus no get face? All you Nairaland mongrels.

One, she would want to return home one day, hence an easy visa process for her. Two, she will be a financial burden to whoever she lives with, a positive to the American economy because her carer will have no option but to work — two jobs in most cases. Three, that is one fine granny. I am impressed.

Another japa thread.

I came to this conclusion long ago. My children will not suffer “up NEPA” like I did. If I don’t make the money before then, nothing will concern me with childbirth.