₦airaland Forum

Athletes meeting athletes. Normal levels.

The show never start, sef. LWKMD.

Bimpe, you too lie, but you’re very cute while doing it.

I eat in mama put joints whenever I crave. KFC and Dominos are for any time I get paid. 80% patronizing Nigeria while supporting the white man 20% of the time. I’m growing the Naira.

I no sabi the guy nor the mushroom reality TV show he win. Call me back when he wins BBNaija. Na that one I sabi.

I don’t think he’s normal. A stick would have worked more than prayers. Sha, whatever rocks his boat. He should not try such in front of a fully armed bloodlusted policeman or robber.

I don’t know him. Is he a comedian? He seems like a ronu actor. Those ones are celebrities in their living rooms and on ronu-land. My guy is doing honest work and complaining. E be like na yahoo he familiar with before relocating.

He’s not ungrateful. The man should send back the $12. I know the tribe the friend is from. Very stingy people.

Meanwhile, my friends in different countries each want to send me $100. I’m rejecting the offer because I’m bigger than such sum. Though, having the money at the moment would alleviate my situation a little, money finishes. I am not a beggar. I was taught to work for money. I’m happy to have them as friends. Material things are unneeded.

Yoruba boy catch Hausa girl. Mongrels on Nairaland are still throwing insults at each other. Their parents are bastards!

Thank God for a modern environment. Nigerians would quickly blame witches for her departure. Here, a pinpoint diagnosis was given for her slump. May she Rest In Peace. Beautiful woman.

Live inside first, let’s know how abandoned it is. By the time armed security guards shoot you, you go realize say appearances are deceiving. A truly abandoned building would have destitute people living inside.

He is welcome.

Nobody cares.

yarimo:
do you move with your toilet anywhere you go ? Since you claim personal toilet.

Illiterate go dey form Soyinka online. This Nairaland dey disgrace person no be small. Primary six dropout.

Make he run am first.

They are also scrumptious.

It’s a Gen Z issue. Kids were raised with electronic devices in their hands before they learned to socialize. Now they handle any emotional setback the way recluse do, despite having a network of family members to lean on. A minor demerit to humans being more knowledgeable than their ancestors. I see nothing wrong.

For every one crash we hear, a thousand flights were safely made. Shit happens. I wish the families of the casualties the strength to cope.

Na to turn porn star then. Who get that power? Abeg, no kill your self on top anything. Exercise frequently, eat healthy and abstain from alcohol. Every other factor na jara.

The funny part is one idiot siddon compose all these. ROFLMAO.

Well, she has the potential to surpass her personal best. Good luck to her on the next trial.

zuchyblink:
Who will buy Dangote's PMS and diesel if there is steady electricity?

People with automobiles. Nowadays, petroleum is too expensive to power generators. Those are already a higher priority compared to vehicles.

Animals have intercourse with both sexes. Humans are animals. Do with the information whatever you want.

Childish topic.

Soon the companies will start shooting back. The country is turning into something else. Let's hope it doesn't devolve past this.

Go to a gym. Them yapa there.

It wasn't the guy who impregnated her that proposed? Where women dey find these simps?

War is a profit-driven activity. Leave local children here to paint it as a good vs evil thing because the white man says so. I don’t care. People can lose their lives so far none of them look like me.

Your failures will always be magnified while your successes always overlooked. It’s life for you.

Is NEPA on colos? What could be the reason? It’s almost three months now we’ve done without electricity and none of their staff have cared to announce in detail what the problem is. The grid has been falling without rising for almost two decades. The price of petroleum products is too high for someone to consider primarily running on generator sets.

What is this madness?!