₦airaland Forum

Wahala. Kidnapping don reach high sea for Lagos?

He shouldn’t have let himself go in the first place.

Dude’s fashion sense is stuck in the 60s. Why two hair picks?

AmericanIdiot:
U are a savage😂😂😂
Saucy , bougie , bastard…

How u go chop crocodile
Something useless to make belts and shoes?😂😂😂

Tastes like fish.

Bimpe, post another dance video.

Two year old story making front page once again.

I don’t know whether to believe this. We’ll be back anyway. Na our way.

Zzz.

Four men could still carry him. See how they cut off jobs for two able-bodied youths.

At this point, I will believe if it’s reported that the refinery opened its doors for the filming of pornographic content. All we read about the refinery are plans. We never see real world work.

A pointless slice of history in 2024.

Many children on this Nairaland are not normal. 8 a.m. on a productive weekday, you kids are rage baiting already. Sha, when you live under parents, you have no worries. I guess it’s your idea of fun.

This man will pollute our air. China’s air quality is totally populated from major steel production. Let him not do the same here. Also, which kind of Jack of all trades is he becoming? The petroleum refining we’ve heard for almost two years, he’s yet to fully kick off operations. The cost of PMS rises every other week. Na like this we go dey?

Stop telling stories and start distributing petroleum.


First to comment. It has happened multiple times. Let me acknowledge it for the first time.

My first-to-comment position pain plenty bingos. LWTMB.

Eya. Instability in 3, 2, 1…

Delicious.

They will always say to gym goers “you go still die.” Yes, we’ll die one day. Our quality of life will always be better than average.

Buy four ewes, buy that ram and make it mate all four for three full days. Slaughter the ram this Sallah then raise the resulting flock. 1.8M Naira will become 3 or 4M in a year. Nigerians hardly think of the long term.

…and?

Something is wrong with this man and Linda Ikeji. The latter claims she was born in 1980, yet I’ve seen her birth year listed as 1979. This one, I’ve seen his birth year rotate from 1980 - 1982. Nna, na to ask these people physically. Bloggers are very stupid.

Humans are not allergic to meat. It must be one of the ingredients used.

Better them than no one.

Bastards on Nairaland can never see the good in any thing. No wonder you all live in perpetual poverty.

Bimpe, send location.

She must be ex-military. They miss the high-stakes adrenaline rush of life or death situations. Honestly, I would never imagine her being a contract killer. She sure had that going for her. Now, the obvious; which kind of idiot goes farming without complete tools? Next time she should carry three guns with her.

Didn’t they hit this milestone years ago? What is Microsoft doing? They had this opportunity decades ago. I’ll chalk it up to inflation making it possible to hit big meaningless figures.