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A comment-farming topic. Here, I dropped one.

Offshore work is safer and they keep all the profit. The boys on the ground know how to vandalize pipes and refine crude. They pollute the environment and then cry foul that the companies are the culprits. Every affair on the high seas can be kept hush hush. In case of pollution, workers can be threatened with their jobs not to expose the mess. Trust me, the men working in the field will keep quiet so far their immediate families are not affected.

The boy don fail already.

If you have to ask before the wedding, you never ready for marriage.

A positive from Tinubu’s administration.

That’s a south south name. Wetin carry her go Hausa land? Prison straight. No time for excuses of any sort.

Useless news.

Three years later, this boy still remain dey drag first-to-comment. Dey play.

prosper510:
Better kys and don't forget to be live on any social mediaBetter kys and don't forget to be live on any social media...

Bot.

Story don end? Weak boy. Poor imagination.

Dougad:
It's in punch news

Like Punch doesn’t carry unverified reports.

Mali90:
Not fake news,i am from numan.

Good for you then.

Nairaland spreading fake news.

Their victory or defeat no concern me.

Story don finish? OP, continue.

It seems healthier Nigerians die in their 80s. Surprising.

Heart condition things.

This one no concern us. “Yoruba” land moderator don collect money post rubbish for front page.

All these news make me go harder whenever I jump rope, do yoga or perform burpees daily. I know a stroke can still happen to me, however heart conditions of any sort are a no-no.

Yes, it happens every day. To the west, Arabs were born by goats, not humans. Lives in the region are completely disposable. Keep fighting Iran-backed militias everywhere in the world but Iran itself.

Just when you thought the phrase cousin sister disappeared from this forum, a villager will always sign up to use it. Nairaland and cousin sister na one and two.

Another one bites the dust.

1978. Small girl.

Na poor man get that power. Sex is recreation for them.

Tell me you’re fat without saying that you’re fat.

Money don enter moderator account. So, all this small 40k, 50k is the “millions” idiot children on Nairaland brag about?

Hmm. Funny.

That’s an expensive attire. Not flashy but expensive nonetheless. He’s in Yankee. Heat go kpai anybody wey try that ensemble here.

Last I remember, masturbation is simple and STD-free. Sex is not a necessity in life. I’ve never heard of anyone in the real world who died from not indulging in the act. Children on Nairaland think otherwise. My decades-long experience told me all I needed to know.

Tightening my belt. No time.

Some people no get problems for this life. I am truly amazed.