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Technicians yapa. Pick your phone and call somebody.

Last last, na even ban stop the guy from posting. Many of una problem na straight from village.

The most meaningless username I’ve come across out of three million registered accounts. As usual, another broke boy from that tribe constituting a nuisance here. Them really curse many of una.

The film sweet like that? One night, I’ll binge through all three movies of the franchise.

The funny thing about these Arab militias is black people are the ones who carry out their dirty work. Africans will always remain slaves to other human beings. The October 7 attack on Israel also featured black assailants. Who do us this thing?

Like most entertainers, she was likely troubled. Nothing to see here.

His fifteen minutes didn’t last long.

Bae, where are you?

Birth one or two children, una no go hear. Good for una. Shey, pikin na blessing from God? I dey fold arms look una. “Ebi npa wa.”

Children on Nairaland: wOMeN dOn’t GrOw PasT 5’1o”.

Reality: The tallest woman I’ve seen on video was 7’0”. Women now hit 6’4” almost at the same rate as men. Sexual dimorphism is becoming less pronounced as monogamy is the preferred choice of bond for modern humans.

Children on Nairaland: i aM 6’8” tAlL.

Reality: Nobody in the pictures from multiple get togethers is over 6’1”. Children typing rubbish here use their imaginary heights in their parents’ houses.

As for the main topic, nothing concern me. There are tall girls everywhere. Make she love her life as e dey. If she was 6’5, she would claim it wholeheartedly. Women love every inch on their frames — imaginary ones included. The average Nigerian is short compared to caucasians. Maybe the house she lives in was constructed to serve individuals 5’8” and under.

I knew this would make it here. Troll bait keeps a chat forum going. I’m beyond marketing tactics.

Like poles attract. She is the problem.

See Xin! I know that head even in my sleep. Na wetin carry am come Naija be this?! God don catch am. I will finally Bleep that his beautiful maid he used to long-throat men in the area. With her sweet, ripe boobs. I must scatter that Gen Z kpekus.

Animals in human skin. We can now see all the cult boys in Rivers State are mere pawns for politicians. Make stray matter no come jam me on my way to work. I am a useful contributor to society.

Everybody in the pictures look hungry. Where is the so-called lawyer, na charge and bail?

This is a civil matter. Wetin concern social media for am?

Thank God for her life. Phyna no get money like before again. I no sure she compose enough to catch better sugar daddy. Her best bet to gather cash for such matter na OnlyFans or hookup.

Divorce the man and leave. Which kind of attention seeking content is this one again? She don see say men outside dey live for gym, e dey make her feel insecure with her original selection. Them no dey look BBW/thicc/foodie/chubby/voluptuous/meaty woman that way especially if she black. You’re better off sticking with your husband or a homeless Caucasian. To start in the dating game, befriend a gym for months first.

Me wey don save dollars for dormant account don win.

Bae, where are you?

Those soft-looking girls were once in the army? Why e be say these people dey turn civilians fully after service? It’s why they’re quick to dish out violence to make sure people fear them. There is a way one should appear that nobody will question whether he/she was once in the military. I fit make mistake now go toast them two.

Post a picture of the device. Let me be sure it’s more expensive than the two thousand Naira ones I buy regularly. This one you opened three threads based on the matter, it’s like you don’t come across such sum normally.

Bae, where are you?

I once patronized a small hotel which used regular-looking coloured duvets. I got tired of them from the second day. It was also obvious they didn’t experience constant electricity, hence laundry services couldn’t be performed daily. The duvets remained the same for the five days I stayed there.

White is to show the beddings are sanitized frequently. The colour is hard to maintain and easy to stain.

E don die (E don die, e don die). E don die.

Buy a new one.

OP, wake up. You’re deep in slumber.

Nobody is safe in the country. Japa na sure thing.

If Bestgore was still live, the site for receive serious patronage from these steady wars.