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I thought all the hostages were either released or dead.

Calitoscassius:
Correct. how did you think i noticed your rubbish?

I don’t have time to troll.

I didn’t read.

Calitoscassius:
More senseless rubbish.

Typing rubbish is a pastime. It’ll entertain any bipolar, ADHD and autistic person on the internet.

Children on Nairaland don dey lie again. Millionaire no dey this forum. Now, if I made such, how I’ll secure my income is by working. If I don’t work, I don’t eat. Does the cycle of employment have a new strategy?

Calitoscassius:
Is this supposed to make sense?

Argue with your parents.

Single mothers are used goods and come with too many headaches. The only way to attempt a union with one is by having your own child(ren) beforehand. Even at that, they might frustrate whichever male attempts to balance the equation. Women are skilled at manipulating relationship rookies. Men with experience steer clear from pointless drama of any sort.

floss:
So OP what good has the story to us?

You and your friend nothing different, you both lack sense..

Let me explain

Your friend:
He started simping for a used and dump toilet tissue, not only that but went ahead to plan a future with garbage, now the owner of the waste bin came back knocking to take what belongs to him, you start crying.


OP:

You bring nonsense story that has no economic impact or value to people’s life here and looking for people’s opinion. What happened to you sitting with your dad or your mom to discuss this story with them so that they can give you good advice since you don’t know what to do with your life?


I think it’s high time NL start putting probation on topics before they get posted so that it can be thoroughly studied and sorted before they become public

Putting a probationary period on topics is an excellent idea. Nairaland cannot implement it. That’s more of a Reddit or Quora innovation.

I spoke too soon. E don enter front page. Nairaland encourages imaginary write-ups and troll activities.

Person go just siddon cook up fake news. This must be from lack of attention.

Nigerians are not smart and neither are Ghanaians. This is fake news. It was carried out by an Indian, Chinese or Kenyan. Those ones have the time to learn skills to aid their hustle. Nigerians only beg for finished tools and implement them. We normally don’t care to improve ourselves or skills.

If they like, they should listen to neighbours. Those same neighbours will laugh at them if things go wrong and claim innocence. They should go to a hospital and take doctors’ recommendations. The neighbours will either die or leave their lives, the child will remain as their regrettable burden.

DestinedForGrea:
Don't say that please.

I'm skinny too, and no matter how much I eat, I just don't get fat. You don't know how it feels with the way people look at you, like you're sick or something, especially when it makes you look younger than your age.

It can be demoralizing, not only fat people get body-shamed. In fact, it's worse for skinny people.

You’re obviously under twenty years of age. I’ve never heard anybody older complain about looking younger and I’ve never seen any woman older than nineteen complain about a man’s height. There are more important things adults focus on. If you think being skinny is hard, try being fat.

Jazz is not real. The assassins used fake bullets or blanks. Intelligence is not a murderer’s strong point.

One day can change the course of history. October 7 doomed Palestinians for almost two years and counting. September 11 twenty-four years ago changed the lives of people in Afghanistan and Iraq for two decades. The US should stop playing peacekeeper when they did worse while in the same position.

I have an idea what the news means. Make I look right before I type ignorant comment.

Ilamina:
Never used to wash my anus, only my vagina when I bathe

But these days I dey wash my anus everyday with sponge . .

I feel so confident when I mistakenly put my hand in my anus because I know it won't smell that bad

Anus kwenu

Good. Come, let’s try anal sex.

Temu na any thing you see, you take.

Wordsfrombimpe:
Only a foolish man will fumble a woman like me

My friend, silence! All the toast I’ve been toasting you, how many times have you responded positively?

These types of threads are created for attention. One can’t tell me otherwise.

Useless landfill.

The man awarded himself. Politicians blowing their own trumpets.

Wordsfrombimpe:
I remember in my first degree graduation

Not even #500 naira was in my account

It was like I was working but nothing to show for it and I work really hard

It was an emotional phase in my life

I reflected on the time , sacrifices and energy I spent to built my career

And kept contemplating if I made the wrong decisions not to further for my second degree

That same graduation my course mates had their first and second degree

I saw the disappointment and looks from some of my lecturers who were expecting me to come back to continue my degree

I don’t know if that was the reason they didn’t award me

But in the moment of reflection

A Christian brand I was managing who was paying me less in management was about to send money into my account

Immediately I summoned courage and told them if they can increase the fee

Then I won’t be managing their brand

They called their other colleague who is now in abroad to plead with me to accept the money

I told them I have increase my rate cards , I gave them reasons to understand why they should be considerate but as they refuse I didn’t get the Money

But few months down the line I got a better gigs and then I realize me not furthering at that time wasn’t a stupid decision it was a wise decision

I built my practical skills because in degree you only learn theory and not practical

I still intend and working on Furthering my second degree but at the right time

Education has no limit to age

You can further anytime

You need to have skills and experience to survive in this world

Now I have trained thousands of students both individual and organizations

Both home and virtual

With certificate and recommendations

I hope my story will inspire someone that there is more to life than having a degree either it’s your first degree or second degree

Focus on growth and it can only be achieve when you discover your potentials and work towards it

Copyright ©️ Digital Bimpe

Bimpe, you too lie!

Patricia Masithela

That is not a Nigerian name. Maybe she was married to a South African.

As much as one can lose his/her life here, there are many ways one can depart from earth in developed nations. Mental illness left unchecked can make a seemingly normal human being violently attack a random bystander. As a black male, reciprocate a smile from an attractive white woman and her boyfriend may fill you with holes from gunshots or stab wounds. The tiniest of teenage girls always have dogs four times their size on a leash. They claim the animal is friendly even though it’s obvious the beast is in control of their interaction. Don’t forget racist policemen ready to send a black person to the afterlife “for fear of their own life.” One is safer here if the person chooses to stay indoors. There, home intruders with bad intentions are common.

Goddamn weirdo.

Bobrisky is a good example. Many on Nairaland claim they’ll send him to the afterlife. Those same mongrels use burner accounts to praise him and beg for money on his official page. Hypocrisy na wrapper wey Nigerians dey tie steady.

Where are you children meeting all these girls? Sha, I won’t envy you all. A trip to the ashawo thread made me turn around in disgust.

Pointless. It’s only a fifteen-minute increase till March and a fifteen-minute decrease around December. Travel out to see the real longer days, shorter nights and vice versa. Some Scandinavian countries experience midnight sun; a day in which the sun doesn’t set. During spring, the sun comes out as early as four in the morning and sets by eight in the evening. Summer sun starts at four in the morning till half nine. The opposite is true for winter, where the sun comes out at eight in the morning and sets by four in the evening.

Na clones win am, last last. See what I used to purchase for 18K back in the day. It became 40K in 2019 and today 300K. Na God go save us for Naija.

I don't know what to type. The report sef dey confused.

That's the thing with moneymakers; they learn to make more money. Poor people sit and complain, blaming everyone else for their financial shortcoming.