₦airaland Forum

Men like women. Women like men. Every other thing is unimportant.

So-called “engagement” for children on Nairaland.

Nairaland will soon retract the news and issue Burna Boy an apology. Person don dey fear to lose him business. 2025 is starting off in good light.

Yet to. I’m sleeping for now.

Person wan tear person nyash. Nairaland, o. LWKMD.

Will it stop the war?

She should find another then. I’m not made of wood.

This is a country where many people come to this platform to say is safe or safer than Nigeria.

It is safer than Nigeria. They will catch the psycho or end his life in public. He’s obviously ready to commit suicide by cop.

Life sentences for the perpetrators. Life means nothing to them so theirs should be wasted.

Got him before the cancer did.

How Nairaland giveaways work.

A troll opens a new account. He types with it “giveaway for X amount of people.” As usual, hungry children flood the thread. His alternates appear too since it’s a free-for-all. Everyone drops their account names and numbers. He picks out his alternates and claims to pay them. He may actually transfer money to accounts he earlier created since Fintechs allow opening of multiple accounts. For the real users who post their real details, your guess is as good as mine when thinking of what he does with the information.

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All fun and games till we see it’s one African president’s son. ROFLMAO.

Thank God I’m single. What’s the point of marriage if I’ll still sleep with women on the side? Pointless. Utterly pointless.

…only? This life really get levels. 600 Naira for data. Na this type go get twenty different accounts for trolling.

Send me the connect for the job. I will represent you.

On my bed. Rather than spend it in a church, I’ll rather dance till the morning hours in a nightclub. However, clubs are a waste of money and detrimental to my hearing.

E don enter front page. I no sabi these people. They are likely Nairaland yeyebrities like that Sinach woman.

If you see a pink f attached to a username, the member is male. Don’t think otherwise.

If you’re on Nairaland to chase women, you’re an incel. There’s no rationalization for doing so. Women full real life. Na boys full here.

Agbaya oshi.

fans and commentators across social media are eagerly awaiting her reaction.

They don’t have the time to commend and condemn the statement? I guess hardship is hitting them.

The man is free to engage. He has money. That’s the major step to catching women. He also has power — that will get her wet anytime she sees him. He has my blessings.

[Update] I thought he was thirty or forty years old. Na agbaya like me talk this one?! Over a girl literally born yesterday? Some people will never have sense in this life. His type can turn seventy and be simping over an eighteen year old girl.

It’s either this, torturing and burning thieves or brutalizing an innocent person based on stealing joysticks. You Nigerians are honestly cursed. I know it’s not only Nigerians, but still, na una matter I sabi well.

The title made me Google the man’s age. Atiku has nothing to offer the country. He just wants to steal as much as possible before entering the afterlife. An eighty year old (at the time of the next election) cannot think up youthful or radical ideas. Him ever winning any forthcoming election would mean the youths are utterly useless.

Those pictures can’t power my engine. They should start selling it immediately.

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Hain! I wasn’t born yesterday. Even if I was, small girl no fit use my head.

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Bimpe, do giveaway.

The same Reuters which claimed Putin had dementia and Jong Un was about to die from liver cirrhosis? I dey fold arms look them. More fabrications to sell advertisement slots.

This is the type of story Nigerians enjoy. They love hearing about how someone is struggling to make ends meet. It makes their useless lives seem luxurious compared to the rest.