₦airaland Forum

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Nigerians believe typing epistles effect change of any sort. Doing so shows how jobless you individuals are. All one has to do is set his/her profile to private and you mongrels will stew in frustration. It always works

chigopat1977:
He is a big scammer,he duped me of some coins,ie bitcoin,though,I don't regret much because he will pay with his nose.

How much was it in Naira?

I didn’t know Simlin Fubara had been governor for so long. The building was erected during Peter Odili’s second term. It means the edifice was less than twenty-seven years old. Nigeria and lack of maintenance; one and two.

The Nigerian Army I know will retaliate for this. Hundreds will fall. The painful thing is those hundreds will be innocent civilians. The logic is, out of those bodies, a few will belong to the terrorists’ families. It’s easy to kill the opps. When the opps take the innocent lives of your family members, you feel pain like no other. The NA’s benefit is their family members are tucked safe, far from these lands. It’s a war zone out there.

Them thief him shoe abi he carry out the operation barefooted? Person choose to thief, he no wise. How won’t you learn how to counter the major hazard of your actions?

KIngvenus:
Chioma Onyedikachi needs ur advice pls👇

My husband is k!IIng me with sxx! This man comes back from work by 5pm, removes his clothes, showers, invites me to the bedroom, and starts banging me for about 45 minutes. Sometimes he does it anywhere. Then he sleeps a little, eats, watches TV and begins again. Different techniques. He will wake up again by 5 a.m. and resume the banging. Sometimes he returns on break just to have sxx! I do not know whether he takes drugs but his passion seems incensed immediately he sees me. Initially I enjoyed it but now my whole body is hurting. He does not take no for an answer though he properly takes care of my needs. We are just one year into marriage and I am yet to get a job. Is this normal for newlyweds? Advise me, please.

1. Fake story.

2. Exercise so your body can take the manhandling.

3. Enjoy it while it lasts. After a child or two, he’ll focus more on them or other serious aspects of existence. Then you’ll be the one complaining that he doesn’t look your way.

Funny that I didn’t notice this posted here. Let me copy what I saw somewhere.

meobizy:
Sango Ota, Sango Ota, Sango, Sango, Sango Ota.

Sango Ota, Sango Ota, Sango, Sango, Sango Ota.

I just heard on national news that the senate are on a second motion to pass a bill to ensure that social media corporations open physical operations bases in the country. If successful, this will force Seun’s hand to create a Nairaland office in Sango Ota. It was an idea I pitched eleven years ago. When one feels like a god, he acts accordingly. He will not remember because — like most other useful suggestions here — he skimmed through it, laughed and continued his day. He cannot ignore the government when it comes knocking.

What the government wants is means to regulate online chatter. Expect a neutered Nairaland if the bill pulls through. It’s not like here wasn’t a shell of itself to begin with. It will become worse. The many trolls present will face IP bans (yes, those will be finally implemented) and leave out of fear of getting caught (Nairaland is quick to divulge information to federal authorities). You trolls think you’re secure behind VPN walls, abi? I’ll start seeing your hungry faces one by one in dailies. Sha, three trolls caught and the rest will disappear quickly. Nairaland go truly empty.

The situation will also present avenues to lobby. Government officials will come on routine visits for “pocket money” after inspecting to see how operations are faring. Every election period, these offices will receive visits from differing political parties with “consideration money” running into millions of Naira. CEOs will feed fat. At the same time, these CEOs will experience frequent visits to police stations over offending posts which make front page for longer than stipulated hours. Seun, are you ready for such a future?

Will Nairaland make it to 2030 under such conditions? No. The forum will pack up in less than six months after implementation. At least the real world recession will be felt by online entrepreneurs. Na to dust brown envelopes in response, some lazy youths will have to find real world jobs.

To note: I doubt the government wants a proper office with multiple workers. I believe a room with one man running operations is enough to qualify as a physical base. All the government requires is someone who can be pulled by the testicles whenever things don’t go its way. The faceless moderators can remain faceless. We would’ve discovered the many female moderators who are actually men in disguise.

Who will clean the affected land? Kai, God, these Rivers people truly are animals!

Last last, all affected parties go see money chop. Nothing concern me with government matter. Everything na film trick to entertain the ignorant masses. Na my job I face unless their shenanigans disrupt am. My family must feed. Hunger doesn’t take breaks.

Goodmarlian:
I have lived in Nigeria Delta, Rivers and bayelsa Precisely it is very hard to identify a cultist in Niger Delta unless they let you know,they are always well dressed and have a harmless look even though they smoke and take drugs.but in Lagos and other Western States they are very easily to identify, they always have hard face and haggardly dark in complexion,from a distance you will recognize and spot them out very easily sometimes.

Did they harass you because of your small stature?

This author traveled out sometime in 2018/2019 and since then has not allowed us hear word about how the UK is better than Nigeria.

This guy type rubbish pass me.

How BBNaija take affect him existence for UK? This man is obviously a jobless author.

I hope this man makes money off his write-ups. It would be highly disappointing not to.

I only fear the environmental implications of this. Nothing concerns me with the humans involved. They’re animals on a normal day.

The writer is a chubby chaser. He must’ve lived in western Nigeria while growing.

My friend back in the day caught himself a Zambian. We laughed at him because she was three times his size — completely out of his normal selection of women. He was full of praises and always reminded us that Zambians and Zimbabweans were given orientation from older women on how to please men. Despite her not being his physical specification for a female partner, he would pick her or any of her country folk ten times over any Nigerian woman who only wants to gain from a man.

This man is always in England while praising Nigeria. Ask him to come back, he’ll throw insults your way.

Ilamina:

Who is Ilamina?

Ilamina:

Who is Ilamina?

Ilamina:

Who is Ilamina?

Ilamina:

Who is Ilamina?

Ilamina:

Who is Ilamina?

Ilamina:
I realised because all I did was complain and complain

Instead of taking life as it is

That's why my life was hard
.. I was complaining and yet still overcoming so many obstacles, that I thought I wouldn't be able to get through

It's not hard, I was just complaining and thinking life is hard

Who is Ilamina?

DStv provides world class services. They should fire on since no company on the continent can rival them.

The woman really is troublesome. Take your suspension like a reasonable human being. This is the type who’ll quickly call a man childish. See how she’s acting.

OkCornel:
So Buhari don reset Nigeria and US & UK citizens rushed Nigerian visa for detty December Abi?

Whichever way you comprehended it is correct.