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lawrenceunaa:
lol u re certainly new to Android

maybe you know nothing about it since you've been using Android

chistev12:
I actually guessed Lagos

hmm...oya guess what buuari,Jonathan and the militants will do today

he is enjoying the corruption

HolyHero:
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He is thinking of the kind of discomfort he is getting too...

Especially when you're married to an igbo girl they can make life tired person
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bros I hail your english ooo

Although me too no perfect

HolyHero:
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He is thinking of the kind of discomfort he is getting too...

Especially when you're married to an igbo girl they can make life tired person
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bros I hail your english ooo

Although me too no perfect

Because your captivity starts that day

You don see person whey dey laugh whem em dey enter kirikiri prison?

Who cry don help for marriage/prison

ERONX:
GONE ARE THOSE DAYS WHEN MAN UTD WERE A FORCE TO RECKON WITH

shut up jare and still a force to reckon with

What am facing now is called re-arrangement replacing the old ones with the new

Soon dem go adapt

Like if you think england football is nothing without (MANCHESTER UNITED)

Why be say all the cow come white?

Ok op I don see am

The 100% battery

Light dey your house,I've seen it Oo

nikkypearl:
my wrap go help u ?

yes your wrap might help

They never kissed mouth to mouth in any pix




So the love was just like a contract love

obaival:
C

yes ooo.......abeg who grasshopper don help?

nikkypearl:
half bread is berra than buns naa..we wrap boxers, whahala..we wrap singlet,gobe! now we wrap pounded yam you still dey complain hian

sure say you don wrap anything before?

mhiz:
The food was a gift from the heart, it does not have to always be something expensive. Notice that she took care in wrapping it, and using his favourite colour. I think its a thoughtful gift.

on her day too mine will be a totful gift

Eg (toothpaste and brush) girls shall not live by expensive things alone

CaroLyner:
its a thoughtful gift.afterall a way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

men shall not live by food alone

LePrezident:
I think it's a thoughtful gift. Actually cool... I know guys who didn't even get a pin ad birthday gift from their gfs.

you commented like this so girls will like your humble ass and give you likes abi?

DEy dere dey jounze

She gave you #1000 worth of gift and you returned it with #150000 worth of gift...when no be your wife..just girlfriend

Women are truly wiser than some men not me

Abeg who suicide don help
Media marriage...wondering what marriage would be in ten years time

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freshness2020:
And you are an eye witness when all these hits were going on... so why didn't you hit to complete the cycle....

he was the camera man

Why una come dey tell us now

Can't this stupid army learn what they call secret mission.....since you don post am...shebi na for boko to relocate them

Infact this chibok of a thing is a lie

Quote me join ma grandfather

Zeedarh:
I saw this coming.

because you know its true

I hate it when you know the answer but still ask questions

otiigba1:
come on! Man! Do yourself a favour. Stop believing in them Diabolical crap! It does not exist.
How is pregnating a metally ill woman makes some one Rich? What do you mean fuckinh her for money? She pays the Rich man to fork her? My Golly! It Boggles the mind what you Archaic Africans believes in.
Okay, i just got Rich Recently Does that mean i am the culprit?

oga if you got rich recently,you won't be quoting. Me...........sips my zobo

timonski:
Lol.
1*(4+1)=5
2*(5+1)=12
3*(6+1)=21
therefore
8*(11+1)= 8*12=96

nah shit you dey solve

If 3+6=21 that is 6*3+3=21

So 8+11 will be 11*4+8=52

It is solved sequencially

The answer is 52

Like if you agree with me

If you demolish the house and did not finish the bridge


Hehehe GOD is watching you

Peopla should check for anybody that is getting rich recently.........he is the course coz he might be fucking the woman for money

Of course change will come


That's when you are out of that sit

I just dey imagine why bubu never talk anything about this fulani people sef

Oh coz he is one abi

Ni9ja and tribalism eh