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Phone/Internet MarketRe: Not Nigeria Used Samsung Galaxy S (gt-i9000) SOLD!!!!!!! by EEVICTOREE(op): 9:36am On Oct 17, 2011
More pics.

Phone/Internet MarketNot Nigeria Used Samsung Galaxy S (gt-i9000) SOLD!!!!!!! by EEVICTOREE(op): 9:32am On Oct 17, 2011
Not Nigeria Used Samsung Galaxy S (GT-I9000)  8GB With All Accessories And Pack.

The Phone include the following

2 Samsung Battery

Original Samsung Headset

Original Samsung Charger

And User Manual   


Only Pick Up I don't Ship,   smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 4:51pm On Oct 15, 2011
A goat and a chicken were discussing and walking along the road side and suddenly a car passed and splash water on them, Angrily the chicken hissed and said, don't mind them' that's how they drive like a goat, and the goat smiled and said, hmm' no wonder they die like chicken, grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 4:42pm On Oct 15, 2011
Ajibel:
@Victor


u've lost it
huh
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 1:13pm On Oct 15, 2011
Ajibel:
Disappointed!
Glory be to God grin
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 1:04pm On Oct 15, 2011
TROUBLE WITH THE POLICE

A man was going around 1.00am alone in his car, he got to a check point.

The policeman stopped him and asked for everything which he gave out.

The police had nothing to ask again, in order to charge him, guess what the police man said; "I charge you for driving alone at this time of the day, if you come get accident now who go go tell your people?"

The man replied: I'm not alone, Jesus Christ is with me here, Angel Gabriel, Angel Rapheal, Angel Micheal and five angels are with me here.

The policeman said: "all these people inside this your small car? I charge you for overloading!!! grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 1:00pm On Oct 15, 2011
A Hawaiian and a Yoruba were asked to combine a sentence with the words: Green, Yellow, and Pink!!!!

The Hawaiian wrote: "Every morning I put on my pink shirt, light up my green cigarette, and look at the yellow sun."

The Yoruba wrote: "Every time I hear the phone ring Green, Green, I Pink it up and say Yellow?"

grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 12:59pm On Oct 15, 2011
triistar86:
Vicki. . . Vicki. . . . U be d MAIN Man. Tripple tuale to u. Abeg no stand us your paddys for sun o, Carry go we dey wait you wink
LOL, sun ke? Rain neva beat u sha grin

Ajibel:
More jokes plzzzz!!!
Okay Boss smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 8:15am On Oct 15, 2011
Ajibel:
Dont quit cuz your jokes make sense *better off than el's*


Jokes rating 49%
49% sad Well na still % point sha,

U try! smiley
[quote author=De-Hero link=topic=749285.msg9342593#msg9342593 date=1318654023]Big up to u Victor. U too much abeg. Let them say whatever they like, na dem sabi.[/quote]IDRGAF wat wateva dey say! Thanks smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 8:11am On Oct 15, 2011
El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Nah! Far frm that bro, u cant Stop at this Point your name Jxt hitted the Oscars, continue i got ya back jxt that the show Is a kinda adulterated -- but No LeLe[/color] wink
undecided huh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why I May Not Change Nairaland's Look Anytime Soon by EEVICTOREE(m): 1:40am On Oct 15, 2011
[quote author=££VICTOR££ link=topic=778589.msg9342080#msg9342080 date=1318639081]@Seun

I got a piece of advise for ya

The biggest risk in life is to never talk a rick smiley[/quote]***take
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why I May Not Change Nairaland's Look Anytime Soon by EEVICTOREE(m): 1:38am On Oct 15, 2011
@Seun

I got a piece of advise for ya

The biggest risk in life is to never talk a rick smiley
HealthRe: Flushing Out Inhaled Generator Fumes by EEVICTOREE(m): 12:32am On Oct 15, 2011
Goldenheart:
eat alotta beans n mess it out grin grin grin
cheesy cheesy hehehheehehehehe
TV/MoviesRe: What is the most interesting TV program you have ever watched? by EEVICTOREE(m): 10:03pm On Oct 14, 2011
Labe Orun grin tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 8:25pm On Oct 14, 2011
@ ALL i think its BEST you use the Joke library or whatever they call it.

I think my JOB is done here since some don't really buy the idea of me posting a joke not knowing its in the Joke library.

Have a blessed Weekend, smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 8:20pm On Oct 14, 2011
El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Nice Work Though lot of them are Old and are in the Joke Lib! wink[/color]
undecided huh huh Thanks for taking out of ur time to comment,

[quote author=E.nosa link=topic=749285.msg9337690#msg9337690 date=1318596384]Whether old or new. Whether in joke lib or not. Victor, you have made my day. KEEP THE FLAG FLYING!!![/quote]Thanks smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 9:42am On Oct 14, 2011
Good Morning NL smiley

A new house maid was given a list of what to buy in the market by her madam:
pepper- N400,
Fish- N600,
Vegetable-N100,
Oil- N400
Total- N1500.
She took longer than expected & madam went looking for her. After sighting her from a distance, she said angrily "What have u been doing for goodness' sake"She replied, "Madam no vex, I don buy everything , na Total I Dey find since grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 11:52am On Oct 13, 2011
So hillarious ! At a mosques fund raising ceremony for a bigger mosque. Many guests that could not come sent cheques. The Alfa read out the donations and this is what happened: Alh.Bali 2million Allau Akbar. Alh. Dosumu N20million Allah Akbar!!When he saw the next cheque, he paused and appeared confused, then he screamed. Alh D-A-N-G-O-T-E N800 million! PRAISE D LORD! and all the Muslims replied HALLELUYAH!

grin grin
RomanceRe: Which Condom Is The Best? Married Only! by EEVICTOREE(m): 4:48pm On Oct 12, 2011
[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=776979.msg9319612#msg9319612 date=1318370423]You dey tell em ooo lipsrsealed[/quote]huh huh
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 10:34pm On Oct 11, 2011
Here is another one Good people smiley

A man catches this guy having sex with his wife and beats him and send him away naked. So the guy find his way home naked since it was dark. His wife saw him entering the house naked and asked 'what happened to you? he replied "I got robbed and the robbers took all my clothes & money ' "the wife turning away said "so they robbed you, left you naked and gave you condom To put on hmmm.

grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 10:31pm On Oct 11, 2011
Thanks @all

I',m just trying my possible best to make the joke section more entertaining!

And am glad with the response am getting, while some are hating like the moderator angry
RomanceRe: Which Condom Is The Best? Married Only! by EEVICTOREE(m): 10:29pm On Oct 11, 2011
sevule:
Louis Vuitton produces condoms huh huh huh huh Ol boy wetin man no go hear, designer condoms. For $68 that condom had better turn me into a stallion.
N10,500 Louis Vuitton condom
N50 Gold Circle condom
It is hardly a contest
grin grin All fingers are not equal grin grin
RomanceRe: Which Condom Is The Best? Married Only! by EEVICTOREE(m): 10:27pm On Oct 11, 2011
freecocoa:
Err bros me,is it a souvenir?does one get to keep it after use?how many years does it last for? E nukwa igo condom 10,500.
U are funny!,  Keep wat? That is a Big No. And let me tell you 1 piece worth 10,500. I guess the pack is like more than 40k.

If over swag dey worry you Op,  Use the condom below.  grin

Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 10:27am On Oct 09, 2011
Biology exam question: Draw the female reproductive organ. As the exam was on-going, a girl looked between her legs. A boy saw her and shouted "Sir, she's cheating, she is copying from the original

grin grin smiley
RomanceRe: Which Condom Is The Best? Married Only! by EEVICTOREE(m): 8:21am On Oct 09, 2011
@Op i will recommend LV Umbrella

See the pic attached below

Cost $68 each – That will be about N10,500 in Naira

Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 8:08pm On Oct 07, 2011
Agybabe:
poor medical amenities. Dnt blame d homeless cockcroach anyway. Nice one!
grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 9:15am On Oct 07, 2011
A man went to a Nigerian hospital for a check up. The xray showed he had a cockroach in his chest area and would need a surgery after thinking about it he went to Egypt for a second opinion. They had the xray and told him the cockroach was in the nigerian xray machine and not his chest . lol. Ninja 4 Life.

grin grin
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Brand New White Torch For Sale,new Black Torch Available. Uk Used Like New Bold4 by EEVICTOREE(m): 3:39am On Oct 07, 2011
How are they going for??
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 10:13pm On Oct 06, 2011
A girl was filling her JAMB form, here is what she wrote
Name : Ibukun Solomon
Age. : 19 years
Sex. : Once Per Day

Mumu!! grin grin grin
PhonesRe: Today We Have Lost An Amazing Innovator. Rip Steve Jobs by EEVICTOREE(m): 3:54pm On Oct 06, 2011
Steve Jobs was a great visionary and a respected competitor. R.I.P
PhonesRe: Pls How Can I Install 2go On My Iphone by EEVICTOREE(m): 3:49pm On Oct 06, 2011
EMOKAI98:
Pls does anyone know how I can install 2go on my iPhone?
The Application is not yet on App store! smiley
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Nokia E7 For Sale (dark Grey)SOLD by EEVICTOREE(op): 1:22pm On Oct 06, 2011
webcam:
if you okay with 50k call me on 08023624928
Your Juju no fit work here! Try am for the next thread tongue

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