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Not Nigeria Used Samsung Galaxy S (GT-I9000) 8GB With All Accessories And Pack. The Phone include the following 2 Samsung Battery Original Samsung Headset Original Samsung Charger And User Manual Only Pick Up I don't Ship, ![]() |
A goat and a chicken were discussing and walking along the road side and suddenly a car passed and splash water on them, Angrily the chicken hissed and said, don't mind them' that's how they drive like a goat, and the goat smiled and said, hmm' no wonder they die like chicken, ![]() |
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Ajibel:Glory be to God ![]() |
TROUBLE WITH THE POLICE A man was going around 1.00am alone in his car, he got to a check point. The policeman stopped him and asked for everything which he gave out. The police had nothing to ask again, in order to charge him, guess what the police man said; "I charge you for driving alone at this time of the day, if you come get accident now who go go tell your people?" The man replied: I'm not alone, Jesus Christ is with me here, Angel Gabriel, Angel Rapheal, Angel Micheal and five angels are with me here. The policeman said: "all these people inside this your small car? I charge you for overloading!!! ![]() |
A Hawaiian and a Yoruba were asked to combine a sentence with the words: Green, Yellow, and Pink!!!! The Hawaiian wrote: "Every morning I put on my pink shirt, light up my green cigarette, and look at the yellow sun." The Yoruba wrote: "Every time I hear the phone ring Green, Green, I Pink it up and say Yellow?" ![]() |
triistar86:LOL, sun ke? Rain neva beat u sha ![]() Ajibel:Okay Boss ![]() |
Ajibel:49% Well na still % point sha, U try! ![]() [quote author=De-Hero link=topic=749285.msg9342593#msg9342593 date=1318654023]Big up to u Victor. U too much abeg. Let them say whatever they like, na dem sabi.[/quote]IDRGAF wat wateva dey say! Thanks ![]() |
El Guapo: ![]() |
[quote author=££VICTOR££ link=topic=778589.msg9342080#msg9342080 date=1318639081]@Seun I got a piece of advise for ya The biggest risk in life is to never [/quote]***take |
@Seun I got a piece of advise for ya The biggest risk in life is to never talk a rick ![]() |
Goldenheart: hehehheehehehehe |
Labe Orun ![]() |
@ ALL i think its BEST you use the Joke library or whatever they call it. I think my JOB is done here since some don't really buy the idea of me posting a joke not knowing its in the Joke library. Have a blessed Weekend, ![]() |
El Guapo: Thanks for taking out of ur time to comment, [quote author=E.nosa link=topic=749285.msg9337690#msg9337690 date=1318596384]Whether old or new. Whether in joke lib or not. Victor, you have made my day. KEEP THE FLAG FLYING!!![/quote]Thanks ![]() |
Good Morning NL ![]() A new house maid was given a list of what to buy in the market by her madam: pepper- N400, Fish- N600, Vegetable-N100, Oil- N400 Total- N1500. She took longer than expected & madam went looking for her. After sighting her from a distance, she said angrily "What have u been doing for goodness' sake"She replied, "Madam no vex, I don buy everything , na Total I Dey find since ![]() |
So hillarious ! At a mosques fund raising ceremony for a bigger mosque. Many guests that could not come sent cheques. The Alfa read out the donations and this is what happened: Alh.Bali 2million Allau Akbar. Alh. Dosumu N20million Allah Akbar!!When he saw the next cheque, he paused and appeared confused, then he screamed. Alh D-A-N-G-O-T-E N800 million! PRAISE D LORD! and all the Muslims replied HALLELUYAH! ![]() |
[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=776979.msg9319612#msg9319612 date=1318370423]You dey tell em ooo [/quote] ![]() |
Here is another one Good people ![]() A man catches this guy having sex with his wife and beats him and send him away naked. So the guy find his way home naked since it was dark. His wife saw him entering the house naked and asked 'what happened to you? he replied "I got robbed and the robbers took all my clothes & money ' "the wife turning away said "so they robbed you, left you naked and gave you condom To put on hmmm. ![]() |
Thanks @all I',m just trying my possible best to make the joke section more entertaining! And am glad with the response am getting, while some are hating like the ![]() |
sevule: All fingers are not equal ![]() |
freecocoa:U are funny!, Keep wat? That is a Big No. And let me tell you 1 piece worth 10,500. I guess the pack is like more than 40k. If over swag dey worry you Op, Use the condom below. ![]()
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Biology exam question: Draw the female reproductive organ. As the exam was on-going, a girl looked between her legs. A boy saw her and shouted "Sir, she's cheating, she is copying from the original ![]() |
@Op i will recommend LV Umbrella See the pic attached below Cost $68 each – That will be about N10,500 in Naira
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Agybabe: ![]() |
A man went to a Nigerian hospital for a check up. The xray showed he had a cockroach in his chest area and would need a surgery after thinking about it he went to Egypt for a second opinion. They had the xray and told him the cockroach was in the nigerian xray machine and not his chest . lol. Ninja 4 Life. ![]() |
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A girl was filling her JAMB form, here is what she wrote Name : Ibukun Solomon Age. : 19 years Sex. : Once Per Day Mumu!! ![]() |
Steve Jobs was a great visionary and a respected competitor. R.I.P |
EMOKAI98:The Application is not yet on App store! ![]() |
webcam:Your Juju no fit work here! Try am for the next thread ![]() |
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Well na still % point sha,

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