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Strides:
i must commend you, your jokes are really funny. Keep it up bro!

Thanks BossLAdy

[quote author=beautifulcrystals@yahoo.c link=topic=759109.msg9256479#msg9256479 date=1317477302]@ Sam, the Torch is 60k.

@ Victor, NO, I don't do swap.[/quote]Okie

An Aboki was withdrawing money from the ATM to celebrate independence day. The Aboki behind him said, ha! Ha! Haaa! Walahi u I be pool, me I don see am por ya fassword na pour stars(****). 1st Aboki replied: Nansense na u I be pool, na 1258 be my fassword

Nigeria is Blessed,,

Happy Independence day

@Op will you swap the Torch with brand new iPhone 4?

Let me know

I need a Black berry Torch New or Used with complete accessories. For iPhone 4 Black 16GB

Anyone

A Man had 4 children. Government made a public announcement to the citizens that, if u have five children you will get 20,000 per month as aid grant to support the family. The man asked his wife subtly by way of confession: "honey, I must admit, em, i have a child with my girl friend and i am going to bring him". She gazed at him in shock, he could not wait but dashed out to fetch the son. When he returned, he was amazed to see just two of his children remaining. he asked his wife: honey, where are the other two children? She replied, " you were not the only person that heard the announcement, their fathers have taken them.

Still available,

Will like to trade this Brand new phone out with BB torch!

ANyoone??

A woman called her younger daughter and said 'that thing between your legs is called monkey'. one day the young girl observed that she had started growing pubic hairs, she confided in her elder sister and said," sister, my monkey is growing hairs", the sister laughed heartily and replied ' my own monkey has started eating bananas! lol

An aircraft was losing height due to over load, the pilot announced, we will throw some passengers out of the aircraft in alphabetical order. Any African? No one answered, Any black? No one moved, Any Caribbean? Still silence. Then a black boy asked, Dad what are we? the father replied, Son, today we are Zulus

[quote author=yemmy_tee link=topic=749285.msg9246691#msg9246691 date=1317329842]VICTOR U D BEST, your Jokes R Mature N Classic, Nice One,[/quote]Thanks

Ijogz K:
Waiting?

Am sorry for keeping you waiting,

Kool,

Do you offer home delivery for fee?

Jeezy:
My offer still stands, skype jeezy07 or 08095411541

I will prefer dashing it out than collecting 65k for this iPhone.

Well thanks for the offer

A man loses everything because of his drinking habit, this evening he saw empty bottles on the bar table,
He smashes 1 bottle swearing "my wife left me because of you",
Smashes 2nd bottle "you are the reason i don't have kids",
3rd bottle " your the reason i don't have a job",
But the 4th bottle was sealed and full of beer, So he said 'stand aside, i know your not involved.



More to come

Dad: I learnt your WAEC result is out.

Son: Yes Dad, but you remember Chidi wey dey carry first for our whole school ba? He failed,

Dad: Dats terrible, wat happened ?

Son: I don’t even know. Even Tosin wey dey come teach me 4 house, he failed too,

Dad: Wats with d poor performance?

Son: Daddy, I dunno. Na so e be o,

Dad: So how was YOUR result?

Son: Habba daddy, you no hear wetin I dey talk since? If Chidi and Tosin fail, wetin u expect from me, I be witch, ?

Just got a brand new Hp system, and Norton Internet Security was installed on it already. But it came with 60days. Am wondering who have a valid key for the subscription to be more than 60 days

Still available for pick up

Still available for pick up

Na wa 0oo, So local self dey pay,

;d

sidwell:
the phone is it unlocked if and can work with my sim.is it original apple iphone4 if so lets talk

Its Operator locked. But can qwork with any network with Gevey Sim (Chip)

The below is the picture how the Gevey sim look like And yes it's an Original Apple devices

Jeezy:
65k cash

Nah

Brand New Locked Iphone 4, 16Gb (Black)---70k

Gevey Sim that work with any network---5k

Call

Brand New Locked Iphone 4, 16Gb (Black)---70k

Gevey Sim that work with any network---5k

Brand New Locked Iphone 4, 16Gb (Black)---70k

Gevey Sim that work with any network---5k

Call

Brand New Locked Iphone 4, 16Gb (Black)---70k

Gevey Sim that work with any network---5k

tochimas:
Yes , It does, It is a six cells battery, and can last minimum of 3 hrs to 6 hrs

Okay thanks for the information, You will hear from me soon!

[quote author=sun_temi link=topic=125097.msg9184134#msg9184134 date=1316525866]Make man do small screenie [/quote]Uhmmm look like Blackberry OS 6 theme for iPhone,

Great!

@Op

Just wanna confirm this, This Hp 620 battery last for how long??

[quote author=dis_guy link=topic=125097.msg9175544#msg9175544 date=1316427591]Bro, That's all the procedure you require to jailbreak ios 4.3.3, hence Sun_Temi telling the guy he was lucky to have that particular ios version on page 74. Just visit www.jailbreakme.com with your Safari, tap on free an then install Cydia. Easy Peasy.

Every man with his own tastes, Me, i prefer Cydia apps and tweaks. hera are some of my favourites
-SBSettings (SBSettings allows you to have a toggle menu pull down from your status bar, making it easy to turn on and off wifi and clear memory.)

- iFile (File Management and more)

-LockInfo (This tweak uses your status bar as a drop down to display any notifications that you might have received all on one page)

-CallBar (incoming calls don't take over screen, small dropdown box appears asking to accept or decline calls)

-BiteSMS (Ease of texting and additonal tweaks)

-CyDelete (This tweak makes it painless to completely get rid of any unwanted Cydia apps that you may have installed but don't use or want anymore. Just hold down the icon to make it wiggle and hit the X.)

itorch4 (torch for your iphone 4)

Opera Mini (free from the app store, makes my SNAIL Airtel connection bearable)

aTube (download youtube videos directly to your iDevice, better than MxTube)

Fake Carrier (change your network name to whatever you desire)

and from the app store,
Facebook, Twitter, Skype, whatsapp (cool), liveprofile, Nimbuzz, . guy i could go on and on. just look for what interests you.[/quote]Uhmmm Interesting