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Good Morning NL, WARRI 4 REAL MUM: Akpos that fish and meat don boil? AKPOS: yes malee. MUM: abeg implicate salt & maggi, attach oil, pepper & sentence d crayfish, den involve d leafs, after 10mins discharge d pot from fire. U dey hear me so? AKPOS: yes malee. Shoo dis food go good to download with fufu malee. MUM: No worry Akpos I don detain some fufu 4 cooler, when time reach we go give am Amnesty!! ![]() |
dani1luv:I'm not copying any jokes on NL joke section library. Some are old and some are new! Don't tell me all the joke on my thread are on the library. Well all the jokes are copy and paste, but i did not copy any from NL. I copy them from another site to share it on NL. |
In England, a Nigerian was chewing bone after eating a meal, an English man sitting opposite him chewing biscuits after watching him for a while, asked him; "what do dogs eat in Nigeria?" And the Nigerian replied; "Biscuits! Good night NL ![]() |
Who is scamming who ![]() |
Brand New Locked Iphone 4, 16Gb (Black) With Gevey sim. Am ready to swap with a Blackberry Torch, and keep some money ![]() Call ![]()
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A guy was sent to deliver a live chicken in Lagos, on his way a careless cyclist made him fall off, the chicken immediately ran away. The guy on seeing the chicken flying away started laughing & when asked "why", he said: see dis mumu chicken ooo, where does he know in Lagos when the address is with me ![]() |
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pystar:Nah, 70k for the whole package ![]() |
pystar:Unless you want to take the iPhone for only 68k and you will get the Gevey sim somewhr esle. ![]() Beep me if u are ready to deal |
pystar:Nah, Can't go for 60k |
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![]() A Tourist asked a Boat guide; do you know psychology, geography, geology and criminology? The guide said no to all the questions. The tourist then said, You will die of illiteracy. Suddenly d boat started sinking Then the guide ask the Tourist; do u know swimology, escapology away from crocrodielogy? Tourist said: NO. Guide said; 2day you will drowncology, crocodielogy will eat ur bodycology & u will diecology because of your bad mouthocology ![]() |
Still Available, AM ready to swap this Iphone with BB torch, ![]() |
Here is another one ![]() A guy donated blood to his girlfriend, after a while they broke up, now d boy wants his blood back, the girl threw a pad at him and said " i will pay in monthly installment. ![]() |
bobosh02:Okie |
Wetin we no go see for this Nairaland, Na wa 0o! |
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Will u Swap the Torch with brand New Iphone 4?? |
ANy1?? |
Lol, Bis dont require any setting!, Its work fine without no settings. Just remove and reinsert your battery am sure it will start Pinging ![]() |
A girl fell down from 80th floor. A boy caught her on 65th floor n asked her: "Will you hug me ?" She replied: "No" The boy dropped her. She was caught on 30th floor by another boy. He asked her:"Will u kiss me? She replied,"No not @ all" He dropped er too. She prayed for a last chance when a boy caught her on 5th floor. She immediately said,"I will hug u & kiss u." The boy dropped her saying,"Astaghfirullah! I'm fasting. ![]() |
Good Morning NL, Here is another one ![]() An Igbo man who makes caskets was going to deliver one of his coffins and his car broke down. Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination. Nigerian Police with their wahala saw him and wanted to exhort money off him so they challenged him Come where u dey carry dat tin go?" Trust Igbo man na,he replied "i no like d place where dem bury me, so i dey try relocate ![]() |
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=749285.msg9265301#msg9265301 date=1317622829]lol. Good one! [/quote]Thanks Madam! ![]() |
ARareGem: Strides: ![]() |
quabat:All sold, But a Black wireless pad is available for 5k ![]() |
Great tees ![]() |
Happy SUnnday 2 u all, Enjoy this, Pastor keeps chickens in the church premises, one evening a cock got missing. In church the next day the pastor asked 'who has cock?' All the men got up. 'No, I mean who ha, s seen a cock?' All the women got up,'No, no, I meant who has seen a cock that isn't theirs?' Half of the women got up,' oh for goodness sake! Who has seen my cock?? All the choir girls got up. ![]() |
Anyone?? |
First come first serve ![]() |
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Convo between A TEACHER & A STUDENT TEACHER: who can make a sentence wit "GO"? STUDENT: uncle me! me!! me!!! TEACHER: Yes you Seun! , STUDENT:I wan Go market. TEACHER: wrong! correct your self now. STUDENT: I no Go again, Nigeria is Blessed |
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