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Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 9:23am On Oct 04, 2011
Good Morning NL,

WARRI 4 REAL
MUM: Akpos that fish and meat don boil?
AKPOS: yes malee.
MUM: abeg implicate salt & maggi, attach oil, pepper & sentence d crayfish, den involve d leafs, after 10mins discharge d pot from fire. U dey hear me so?
AKPOS: yes malee. Shoo dis food go good to download with fufu malee.
MUM: No worry Akpos I don detain some fufu 4 cooler, when time reach we go give am Amnesty!!

grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 9:20am On Oct 04, 2011
dani1luv:
@poster,
Apparently, with what am seeing here you are definately going to the joke section library to get links of jokes, then you copy and paste them here on your thread, deny that,,
or you want links to d jokes.?
I'm not copying any jokes on NL joke section library. Some are old and some are new! Don't tell me all the joke on my thread are on the library. Well all the jokes are copy and paste, but i did not copy any from NL. I copy them from another site to share it on NL.
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 8:57pm On Oct 03, 2011
In England, a Nigerian was chewing bone after eating a meal, an English man sitting opposite him chewing biscuits after watching him for a while, asked him; "what do dogs eat in Nigeria?" And the Nigerian replied; "Biscuits!

grin grin Good night NL smiley
PhonesRe: Just Been Scammed Here by EEVICTOREE(m): 8:39pm On Oct 03, 2011
Who is scamming who huh undecided
Technology MarketRe: Am Ready To Swap A Brand New Iphone 4 With A Blackberry Torch by EEVICTOREE(op): 8:19pm On Oct 03, 2011
kiss
Technology MarketAm Ready To Swap A Brand New Iphone 4 With A Blackberry Torch by EEVICTOREE(op): 8:17pm On Oct 03, 2011
Brand New Locked Iphone 4, 16Gb (Black) With Gevey sim. Am ready to swap with a Blackberry Torch, and keep some money  smiley

Call smiley smiley smiley smiley

Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 6:37pm On Oct 03, 2011
A guy was sent to deliver a live chicken in Lagos, on his way a careless cyclist made him fall off, the chicken immediately ran away. The guy on seeing the chicken flying away started laughing & when asked "why", he said: see dis mumu chicken ooo, where does he know in Lagos when the address is with me

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Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 6:32pm On Oct 03, 2011
ifffffy:
Victor, u wan kil me wit laughter o. Waiting o. . . . . .
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Technology MarketRe: Brand New Iphone 4 16gb (black)-70k + Gevey Sim-5k SOLD by EEVICTOREE(op): 5:16pm On Oct 03, 2011
pystar:
The whole package for 65k I am sorry I cant do more than that. Your money is ready so lets meet tomorrow. I assume that you are in Lagos?
Nah, 70k for the whole package smiley
Technology MarketRe: Brand New Iphone 4 16gb (black)-70k + Gevey Sim-5k SOLD by EEVICTOREE(op): 4:49pm On Oct 03, 2011
pystar:
How much last?, if this is an original apple product, I cant do more than 65k, lets meet tomorrow and you collect your cash. this is my number 08029401212
Unless you want to take the iPhone for only 68k and you will get the Gevey sim somewhr esle. smiley

Beep me if u are ready to deal
Technology MarketRe: Brand New Iphone 4 16gb (black)-70k + Gevey Sim-5k SOLD by EEVICTOREE(op): 4:32pm On Oct 03, 2011
pystar:
I have 60k for this phone, is it brand new and original Apple product? If yes, lets talk, deliver tomorrow and get your cash
Nah, Can't go for 60k
Technology MarketRe: Brand New Iphone 4 16gb (black)-70k + Gevey Sim-5k SOLD by EEVICTOREE(op): 4:21pm On Oct 03, 2011
wink
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 1:08pm On Oct 03, 2011
smiley

A Tourist asked a Boat guide; do you know psychology, geography, geology and criminology? The guide said no to all the questions.
The tourist then said, You will die of illiteracy.
Suddenly d boat started sinking
Then the guide ask the Tourist; do u know swimology, escapology away from crocrodielogy?
Tourist said: NO.
Guide said; 2day you will drowncology, crocodielogy will eat ur bodycology & u will diecology because of your bad mouthocology

smiley grin grin
Technology MarketRe: Brand New Iphone 4 16gb (black)-70k + Gevey Sim-5k SOLD by EEVICTOREE(op): 12:50pm On Oct 03, 2011
Still Available,

AM ready to swap this Iphone with BB torch, smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 11:57am On Oct 03, 2011
Here is another one smiley

A guy donated blood to his girlfriend, after a while they broke up, now d boy wants his blood back, the girl threw a pad at him and said " i will pay in monthly installment. grin grin
Phone/Internet MarketRe: London Used Blackberry Phones For Sale At Affordable Prices by EEVICTOREE(m): 11:50am On Oct 03, 2011
bobosh02:
sori we dont do swap
Okie
PhonesRe: Just Been Scammed Here by EEVICTOREE(m): 10:41am On Oct 03, 2011
Wetin we no go see for this Nairaland,

Na wa 0o!
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Brand New Iphone 4 16gb (black)-70k + Gevey Sim-5k by EEVICTOREE(op): 10:39am On Oct 03, 2011
smiley
Phone/Internet MarketRe: London Used Blackberry Phones For Sale At Affordable Prices by EEVICTOREE(m): 10:35am On Oct 03, 2011
Will u Swap the Torch with brand New Iphone 4??
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Who Wanna Swap Blackberry Torch With Brand New Iphone 4 by EEVICTOREE(op): 10:34am On Oct 03, 2011
ANy1??
PhonesRe: No Browser Settings For ♏Ɣ Bis by EEVICTOREE(m): 10:32am On Oct 03, 2011
Lol, Bis dont require any setting!,

Its work fine without no settings. Just remove and reinsert your battery am sure it will start Pinging smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 9:46am On Oct 03, 2011
A girl fell down from 80th floor.

A boy caught her on 65th floor n asked her: "Will you hug me ?"
She replied: "No"
The boy dropped her.
She was caught on 30th floor by another boy. He asked her:"Will u kiss me?
She replied,"No not @ all"
He dropped er too.
She prayed for a last chance when a boy caught her on 5th floor.
She immediately said,"I will hug u & kiss u."
The boy dropped her saying,"Astaghfirullah! I'm fasting.

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Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 9:43am On Oct 03, 2011
Good Morning NL, Here is another one smiley

An Igbo man who makes caskets was going to deliver one of his coffins and his car broke down. Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination. Nigerian Police with their wahala saw him and wanted to exhort money off him so they challenged him Come where u dey carry dat tin go?" Trust Igbo man na,he replied "i no like d place where dem bury me, so i dey try relocate

grin
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 9:42am On Oct 03, 2011
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=749285.msg9265301#msg9265301 date=1317622829]lol. Good one! [/quote]Thanks Madam! smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 9:40am On Oct 03, 2011
ARareGem:
@ last joke
Oh mi goodness. shocked lipsrsealed
Strides:
cheesy @ last joke grin
smiley smiley cheesy
Video Games And Gadgets For SaleRe: Non Nigeria Used Ps3 Console + 21 Original Games For Sale (80gb Hdd) SOLD by EEVICTOREE(op): 11:28am On Oct 02, 2011
quabat:
How can I get in touch wit u,am interested in unchated 2,HDMI cable,a pad.I live and work in lagos,am on bb,yahoo msg.thanx
All sold, But a Black wireless pad is available for 5k smiley
Fashion/Clothing MarketRe: Get Your Coded Apparell Tees Here by EEVICTOREE(m): 11:12am On Oct 02, 2011
Great tees smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 10:38am On Oct 02, 2011
Happy SUnnday 2 u all, smiley Enjoy this,

Pastor keeps chickens in the church premises, one evening a cock got missing. In church the next day the pastor asked 'who has cock?' All the men got up. 'No, I mean who ha, s seen a cock?' All the women got up,'No, no, I meant who has seen a cock that isn't theirs?' Half of the women got up,' oh for goodness sake! Who has seen my cock?? All the choir girls got up.

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Phone/Internet MarketRe: Who Wanna Swap Blackberry Torch With Brand New Iphone 4 by EEVICTOREE(op): 10:35am On Oct 02, 2011
Anyone??
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Brand New Iphone 4 16gb (black)-70k + Gevey Sim-5k by EEVICTOREE(op): 10:35am On Oct 02, 2011
First come first serve smiley grin
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 10:18am On Oct 02, 2011
3RNEST:
> nice jokez, can u post them on my blog, check my signature, or betterstill my facebook wall,
undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 6:36pm On Oct 01, 2011
Convo between A TEACHER & A STUDENT

TEACHER: who can make a sentence wit "GO"?
STUDENT: uncle me! me!! me!!!
TEACHER: Yes you Seun! ,
STUDENT:I wan Go market.
TEACHER: wrong! correct your self now.
STUDENT: I no Go again,

grin grin Nigeria is Blessed

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