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Good Morning NL

Women sha!One day a lady went 2 a Doctor and complained that, her husband's d!ck is 2 long. Whenever he inserts it in me, it touches my heart. D doctor replied ok: bring him, I'll operate it and make it smaller. The lady shouted Nooooooh for wot na? Just shift my heart up alittle

jojo2011:
The truth is that this phone is premium and not the cheap kind of phone.Those who really want to buy,get in touch.I will not post the price because we have too many comedians on Nairaland who make fun of everything,particularly things they do not know.I have received 10 calls this morning and more are coming.

Ok Good luck, U go sell

twinskenny:
can any of this plan be use on modem?

Sure!

Hoe much is ur bb torch and bold2?

aieromon:
These plans are great for smartphone users,especially the android fans.

ANd iPhone users

emmatok:
Correct.

This people are killing Nigerians with their useless DATA-CAPS .

Imagine just watch 50 online videos and your 6GB is finished, no more browsing.

I prefare internet subscription based on time spent and not on date used.

e.g 15k per month(unlimited downloads).

ZOOMmobile, Mobiltel and Visaphone have better internet sevice than this GSM companies.

Seconded, I prefer unlimited data service that Starcomms, ZOOMmobile and co provide,

drcyber:
What is your final offer? Mail me at cyberangel2011@yahoo.com

65k

Arvin4:
I wil pay 50k,is it made in finland

Finland

Finland

More pic

More pic

webcam:
50k

Nah,

Arvin4:
I wil pay 50k,is it made in finland

Yeah Made in Finland, But cant accept the price

More pic

More pics

Nokia E7 for Sale.

The Phone include:

Original Nokia Pack

Charger

Nokia E7 WH-205 Headset

Leather Carrying Case

Original receipt

Menu

2 Nokia CA-157 Cable

Nokia CA-179 USB Cable

Price: 67,000 NGN

Call if interested.

Only Pick Up. I don't Ship,   

Nokia E7 for Sale.

The Phone include:

Original Nokia Pack

Charger

Nokia E7 WH-205 Headset

Leather Carrying Case

Original receipt

Menu

2 Nokia CA-157 Cable

Nokia CA-179 USB Cable

Price: 67,000 NGN

Call if interested.

Only Pick Up. I don't Ship,   

*****smh

A drunk was dreaming that he died and was reincarnated on earth as a chicken.
He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and he laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed '' EFE!!!, u dey shit 4 bed O!!!!!!

Ifynwabs:
what generation (3G, 4G)?

Since there is camera in the above description. I think the iPod will be 4G

colly227:
Don't get it twisted it's not called SIRI, the actual name is ASIRI

Secret lol

Iphone 4 S, Uhmmm Wonderful

When he go enter market??

miccodb:
pls sell this thing fast before the iphone 5 launches today for 200 dolls. sowie boss

$200

Gbyte:
Why are you so afraid of putting your price here? As far as am concerned, I WON'T call because you dont even seem to be sure of yourself thats why you are afraid of posting your price and making your customers waste airtime to call before getting the price, but when a price is here those who can afford would call and those who cant would pass it by

#Gbam!

Call

Any11

Call

ANy111?

Laugh wit me jare! A woman buys a new sim card, puts it in her phone to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living room. She goes to the kitchen, makes her voice sexy & calls her husband with the new number "hi darling", the husband responds in a low tone "let me call you back later honey, that pig is in the kitchen.