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 Jokes Etc › Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 4:12pm On Sep 18, 2011 |
A little boy said : mummy do u know that our house maid girl is an Angel? Mum: why did u say that, junior? Junior said because I saw her naked in ur bedroom with her hands on the wall and she was shouting" O God, I'm coming,I'm coming, I'm coooooooming!!" if not 4 daddy who was holding her tight from behind,she would have gone up to heaven!!!! LOLZZ  2 Likes |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 4:05pm On Sep 18, 2011 |
A warri tenant walked in and saw his landlord's son who was trying to commit suicide and a brief conversation ensued, Tenant: Rukewe!!!, wetin u dey do so ? Rukewe:, I dey try commit suicide as papa dey always complain say my life na worthless one ! Tenant: ahn ahn, dat no good nw, but y u come tie rope for waist ? Rukewe:, Bros no be small tin o!, I bin tie rope for neck, I NEARLY DIE LOL, 2 Likes |
| Phones › Re: iPhone Killer Apps Section!! by EEVICTOREE(m): 12:04pm On Sep 18, 2011 |
ziccoit:Did you say affordable price??, I laugh in Spanish , As Official MTN BB are expensive then the normal BB in the market. Dont just try and compare Yankee to Nigeria, Nigeria do their thing left left not right right, |
| Computer Market › Re: New Arrival Hp 620 3gb 320gb Laptops For Sale At Give Away Price by EEVICTOREE(m): 3:48pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
@Op let me know if any of the laptop are still available Thanks  |
| Politics › Re: 100 Days After, How Is Your State Governor Performing? by EEVICTOREE(op): 7:56pm On Sep 13, 2011 |
I guess it is safe to assume that all the governors are performing well
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| Politics › 100 Days After, How Is Your State Governor Performing? by EEVICTOREE(op): 2:59pm On Sep 13, 2011 |
Hello all, The first 100 days in office is generally a good indicator of the trajectory of public officer's performance. We don't need to talk about the president anymore because we all know what the score card will be in three years time gauging by his performance today. Here in the court of public opinion, let us bring our various governors to the table and determine which ones have credible vision and which ones are case studies for bad governance. So, what do you think of your state governor? Good performer or bad example? |
| Phones › Re: Android Vs. Iphone: What You Need To Know by EEVICTOREE(m): 11:25am On Sep 13, 2011 |
Interesting!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 11:45am On Sep 12, 2011 |
Dialogue between a new couple Wife: Honey can i use OUR Blackberry? Husband: No problem,its on the couch. Wife: Can i use OUR jeep? i want to get something in the market. Husband: but you have ur own car, o.k here is the key. Wife: em, em, honey, em, em can i use OUR ATM Card? i want to get OUR money. Husband: if i give you OUR slap,you will not see clearly with OUR eyes to drive OUR jeep and to collect OUR money. LOL Happy New Week NL, God bless us all 1 Like |
| Phones › Re: Touch Screen Phones by EEVICTOREE(m): 11:25am On Sep 12, 2011 |
lynxnoon:@Lynx i heard from a friend that HTC DESIRE battery is not that durable! Is this true? |
| Phones › Re: Touch Screen Phones by EEVICTOREE(m): 9:08am On Sep 12, 2011 |
Go for Apple product! I use iPhone 4  |
| Phone/Internet Market › Re: Unlock Your USB Modem Here by EEVICTOREE(m): 7:59pm On Sep 11, 2011 |
[quote author=sun_temi link=topic=407641.msg9124701#msg9124701 date=1315753936]. No Sir[/quote]Okay Bruf |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 2:55pm On Sep 11, 2011 |
Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a service for the poor creature? "Pastor" replied, "No, we can't have service for an animal in this church. But there is a new church down d road. Maybe, they will do something for the animal". The man answered, Pastor, but do u think they will accept a donation of $250,000 in return for the burial service in that church? Pastor, exclaimed, Sweet Jesus! Why did'nt u tell me d dog was a christian LOL HAPPY SUNDAY NL |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 8:03pm On Sep 10, 2011 |
Am sorry for not posting any joke yesterday, Was quite Busy, Here is one that will blow ur mind All this 9ja girls, una no go kill person with lie, A girl goes to visit a bobo on a Saturday afternoon. She gets to the bobos house and runs in. She meets the bobo on the couch and shouts, Dele, please give me #2k so that I can pay the cab man. Dele quietly puts his hands in his pocket, counts #2k, looks up to give her and shouts, , 'how come there is an Okada helmet on ur head?' Hahahahahahaha!!!!! Have a gud weekend 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by EEVICTOREE(m): 7:53pm On Sep 10, 2011 |
My NL Crush?? uhmmm She is not a Nairaland Member yet 
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| Phones › Re: iPhone Killer Apps Section!! by EEVICTOREE(m): 1:18pm On Sep 09, 2011 |
[quote author=££VICTOR££ link=topic=125097.msg9111915#msg9111915 date=1315568250]Me neva do my own, Cos i no wan cut my sibling for my iphone 4![/quote]Me neva do my own, Cos i no wan cut my sibling Glo SIM for my iphone 4! |
| Phones › Re: iPhone Killer Apps Section!! by EEVICTOREE(m): 12:37pm On Sep 09, 2011 |
lynxnoon:Me neva do my own, Cos i no wan cut my sibling for my iphone 4! |
| Phones › Re: Unlock All Type Of Modem Here Free Of Charge by EEVICTOREE(m): 11:50am On Sep 09, 2011 |
Please i will like to know if the iZap Modem can be unlock to work with sims. The attached are the info you might need
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| Phone/Internet Market › Re: Unlock Your USB Modem Here by EEVICTOREE(m): 11:45am On Sep 09, 2011 |
Please i will like to know if the iZap Modem can be unlock to work with sims. The attached are the info you might need
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| Phones › Re: iPhone Killer Apps Section!! by EEVICTOREE(m): 9:52am On Sep 09, 2011 |
lynxnoon:How come Lynx?? Cos the 124 is giving me option and i dont know the option to go to. Jami si |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 9:20am On Sep 08, 2011 |
Here is another one, A little boy asks his Dad; what's between Mom's legs? The father answers "paradise" .The kid asks again what 's between your legs? The father replies;"the key to paradise". Then the son says; piece of advice Dad, "you need to change the lock,the neighbor has a copy", Good Morning NL |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 9:17am On Sep 08, 2011 |
Thanks Great NL peepz. |
| Politics › Re: Panic As "Bomb" Found In Ikeja LGA Office by EEVICTOREE(m): 8:55pm On Sep 07, 2011 |
[quote author=mr_man link=topic=754437.msg9101616#msg9101616 date=1315424230]i can't beleive you actually find this funny, innocent lives could have been lost and for what reason? The government needs to take some proactive measures to stem this ugly trend of bombings. We are not at war fo christ sake.[/quote]It's not funny to you, But might be funny to others, Nigerians beware any piece of Akara you see on the floor, dont step on it, It might explode, |
| Politics › Re: Panic As "Bomb" Found In Ikeja LGA Office by EEVICTOREE(m): 8:29pm On Sep 07, 2011 |
seedord247:Action Film, Boko Haram in Action! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 8:25pm On Sep 07, 2011 |
Quickly before we sleep, A Nigerian lady got married to a Chinese guy, she got pregnant and gave birth to a baby boy. The baby died after six days ,at the funeral, her Aunt came out crying, Gdnight. NL 2 Likes |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 9:56am On Sep 07, 2011 |
3 men took their wives to hospital for delivery, shortly a nurse came out and ask who is JOSEPH? who works with three crown, congratulation your wife delivered 3 bouncing babies. 2nd call, who is JOHN who works with 7up,congrats your wife delivered 7 bouncing babies, 3rd call, no response where is the 3rd man? receptionist said he ran away because he realized the delivery is according to working place and he works wit STUDIO 24. lolzz, Good Morning Great NL 3 Likes |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 6:58pm On Sep 05, 2011 |
Thanks @ all, will update some more craZzy joke |
| Phone/Internet Market › Re: Just One Week old Iphone 3 8gb (still Look Like New) For Sale (Pics by EEVICTOREE(op): 1:35pm On Sep 03, 2011 |
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| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Pretty Nlders In Romance Section Are Hidden by EEVICTOREE(m): 12:11pm On Sep 03, 2011 |
fork adict:Thanks  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by EEVICTOREE(op): 6:21pm On Sep 02, 2011 |
Onome, was driving one day in Warri. It became dark & he discovered his headlights weren't working. As a sharp Warri guy, he decided 2 follow d car in front of him and use its headlight 2 see the way. at some point, the car in front stopped and Onome stuck out his head and shouted angrily,"My friend, what is your problem? Will u move". D man in the other car shouted bcak, "Shuo! Which levels? Make I move 4 inside my own garage again"? heheheheh 10 Likes 1 Share |
| Food › Re: Best Amala Joints In Lagos? by EEVICTOREE(m): 4:04pm On Sep 02, 2011 |
Well i still see Amala OLUWASEUN as one of the best in mushin, the Amala BABALOLA taste too salty for my likin' |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Pretty Nlders In Romance Section Are Hidden by EEVICTOREE(m): 3:56pm On Sep 02, 2011 |
fork adict:Who esle dude? Its you mayne, I aint got time for sh!t talk 2day, Today is good day for me so ur useles$ self is far frm makin' it horrible! @op nice thread and lets stick to the topic of the thread |
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