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When a fair complexioned man ends up marrying her, and they start to have children...
He would be wondering why the kids are black and dumb at the same time.

She looks like Laura Ikeji...
She also bleached her boobs...
When she finally gives birth in future, instead of her baby to suck normal milk, it would end up sucking residual chemicals from the mum's breast.
If the baby happens to be a girl, she would end up being a bleached rettarded slay queen like her mother...
If it turns out to be a boy, he would end up being like the yahoo boy who impregnated his mother...
AND THE CYCLE CONTINUES..

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The weight of APC keeps making Oshiomole grow shorter and uglier...

Three different scenery ....
1) A jet..
2)Davido posing in a building with LV bags..
3)No correlation..

Final answer =CONGRATULATIONS!

Is the 6 million naira price for tokunbo or brand new
Because most Nigerians are accustomed to evaluating the second hand price of automobiles as their actual price.

FunnyDude:
I won't do review review myself . You can ask those that has gotten a copy Cc eezeribe, Lipso et al to hint you about it. Enough said.

Thanks for the mention.
I have gone through the book, and I must say it is really explicit and practical.
Anyone who reads the book would really understand that the writer is actually practicing what he says...
The book specialises in a particular niche in freelancing, viz :

1) Search Engine Optimisation using keywords
2)Copywriting
3)Sales copy hacks
4)article writing, etc etc...

The book also explains how to avoid plagiarism, which is the major career killer in freelance.

The book also explains how to attract new clients, how to keep old clients and how to make your clients to recommend you to their friends who could need your services.

The writer even goes as far as explaining the best font size, font style and spacing while writing, that would increase the chances of your work to be accepted.

The book also explains the various styles of English language that would be suitable for your foreign client, be it an American client or a British client.

And finally, most of the clients are in Nigeria and the payment is made directly to your Nigerian bank account.

They look too old for pre-wedding pictures, they should have posed for silver jubilee pictures.

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How will one person order for three used iPhone 8 plus and one brand new iPhone X..
Did he intend to cook soup with the phones
Dear NYSC phone seller, the buyer has "Nigeriad" you... This is Nigeria, everybody na criminal.

Double wahala indeed for dead body...

Most of them do not act in Nollywood... They only act in Yoruba drama like super story.
While the remaining few like Mercy Aigbe only act on Instagram.

He is just worshiping pussy... That's all.

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James150:
thanks alot bruv

You are welcome Bro... Just get any of the two books, plus the other materials, and study well..

In the first picture, the young man looks soft and swollen like freshly baked shoprite bread...

Just give a good dose of sexx as parting gift.. Then tell him you can't date him...
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But apostle Peter was never recorded in the Bible praying to Mary or angels or his fellow apostles, how could he then be the first Pope

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strongheart:
Please I am preparing for jamb 2019 I have been searching for this book invisible teacher by dele ashade I was told if I use the book it guarantees me high marks in jamb use of English.

If you can't get it, you can also try A-Z Jamb use of English by the same Dele Ashade(it is also very good)
Then combine past questions in English with good dictionary (especially for antonyms, synonyms, word stress, etc) and you should be good to go...

FunnyDude:
Guys please pray for me I have fever with severe headache.. The stress of the ebook is now telling on me sincerely .


I reduced the price to 2k just to encourage pple.. When I earn and others earn too dats my own joy n fulfillment in life.
The world will be better that way . My philosophy is that what is mine will not pass me bye. So we must all earn too.

Sorry Bro...
Take some drugs and give yourself some rest...

Heartmender1:
All Expense paid.

Just yesterday, she was asking me that she needs to replace her phone and indirectly telling me to give her cash without thinking of all the expense i spent on monday.

Seems, im going to call off this relationship but just afraid she might do something drastic cus she knows almost everything abt me and she was with me at the time of nothing(hard time)

Is she the same girlfriend that finally broke up because you wouldn't waste your money unnecessarily?
Is she the same girlfriend you mentioned in your saving box(kolo) thread?
Why was the saving box thread deleted by the mods?

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Mr Transmission, what about the invasion of Saraki and Ekweremadu's houses few weeks ago by police officers?
Wasn't that one similar to this one?
Pot for cooking burial rice calling pot for boiling baby's bath water black...

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OneHead:
Is it even wrong to beg you for something ehn.

Lol...Sorry sir, OK I 'dash' you the FTC....
But on a serious note, those police officers are heartless...

OneHead:
Permission to FTC abeg

FTC on your own thread is like a musician singing in an empty hall or a football team playing in an empty stadium...
If you want to be FTC, hit it on someone else's thread.

Time to run away from Nigeria....
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