igbo boy:

emm bros sorry emm 12pm na afternoon no be night, u prolly meant 12am, no offeinse (quoting mr cork)

Ha! I didn't even remember it again. Thanks for the correction. I hope no other person saw the mis_ake I made.

The best time to get married is 12:00pm in the niiiiight.

ROCK-J:

All hail King Uti!!! , my man dont mind them, bad belle people must always talk.

Uti is somewhere afar, I don't think he heard you.

doggyall:

Life Giver.

Your mum a mordsith?

I think the reason why glo has refused to make him an ambassador is because he hasn't bought a glo line yet. If you believe this, you can believe anything!

I have this feeling that that evening before the match, the 11 barcelona players that played took 5 alive juice. Maybe that was why they hit 5! I wonder what would have happen if they had drank 7-UP!

I have glanced through all of ya comments. The weird part is that no one, I repeat no one, not even alicia keys is talking about a draw. It's all good. What I will say is that any team trying to beat barcelona in this their no-nonsense form is like trying to defeat Aang in his avatar state which is virtually impossible.

I think a girl's voice oops I mean a guy's voice should sound like a home theatre system and not like a nokia ringtone.

I thought I had fooled my friends when I tell them 'I can stand on the air' . They will ask 'how'. And I will ask them to close their eyes, write the letter 'AIR' on the sand and stand on it. They will then open their eyes and will be like 'wow! so you can fly' and i'll reply 'Ya! am superman'

Every blessed time a visitor leaves the house, I and my brother would smell the chair they sat on before to check whether they had messed. And God bless the visitor if he had farted. We would singout slowly ' Fu Fu they don mess'

Thereafter tell her to convert them to alphabets. . ! Make her a mathematician

Text her,telling her to type the following numbers on her 'create message'
9 12 15 22 5 21

I am beginning to imagine myself as an hymen in human form. Nobody go fit tear me. I go fight that person anyhow. I go just lock in 'thing' . . . Just an illusion anyway

I am addicted this nudd thing like facebook and am not ready to logout!

I can imagine 'agbero' with two flying rocket on their back following the flying birds shouting in the sky 'owò da! owò da!'

'. . .the moment we stop fighting for each other that's the moment we lose our humanity' - culled from 2012

If FIFA should ban them, then pro-evolution and the konami teams should not be left out. They must be removed from PS2 too . . !

YAKUBU - UBUKAY . . . Either way you put it . It just doesn't make sense . . . !

Yakubu was just like a metal on the pitch. So heavy !