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Computers / Re: Your Mtn Browsing Experience by EfeEkarume1(m): 6:29pm On Mar 26, 2011
OWOLAYEMO, Let me give you a tip of an iceberg. Let me make things easier for you. Click this link, open and bookmark it. Its very very important (Am sure other nairalanders looking for already pasted cheat will still click it)
http://naija2much..com
Computers / Re: Your Mtn Browsing Experience by EfeEkarume1(m): 4:56pm On Mar 24, 2011
For me, I have been browsing free since 2006. (Don't ask me how) I can't remember when last I loaded credit to browse except for calls (Thank God for Magic Number). As long as Operamini, UCWEB, Ebuddy and all the handlers still exist, MTN BROWSING EXPERIENCE for me will always and I say again, always be coke-astic!
Romance / Re: Smokers: Would You Quit Smoking For Your Dreamboat? by EfeEkarume1(m): 1:51pm On Mar 16, 2011
Sensible lines by a smoker to his girlfriend.
"If you don't want to see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy"
Celebrities / Re: Jeta Amata Flees Nigeria For His Life by EfeEkarume1(m): 10:01pm On Mar 15, 2011
190:

Is Jeta amata a new Boing 747 airline

please someone explain further to me who he is

im not a nigerian undecided

Hey foreigner, Jeta amata is not an airline, I repeat, it is not an airline! Jeta amata is a latest kind of submarine. It moves at high speed below sea levels, quite expensive though.
Politics / Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by EfeEkarume1(m): 6:03pm On Mar 15, 2011
bobbyray:

people should be careful for what they eat today, the antichrist might come as a gentle GEJ

sept 11-world trade centre
january 11 - haiti earthquake
march 11 - japan earthquake and tsunamis

this is year 2011

Luke chapter 20 vs 11

a word is enuff for the wise
I admire your facts, scary though **shivering**
Politics / Re: Gej Distributes Goodluck Biscuits by EfeEkarume1(m): 5:21pm On Mar 15, 2011
Chuks84:

here's the goodluck biscuit

Meanwhile, the thing no sweet at all.
Parboil it to get the sweet taste.
Romance / Re: Smokers: Would You Quit Smoking For Your Dreamboat? by EfeEkarume1(m): 4:28pm On Mar 15, 2011
I would have loved to answer this question if only I was a smoker which am not.
Celebrities / Re: Jeta Amata Flees Nigeria For His Life by EfeEkarume1(m): 6:12pm On Mar 14, 2011
I am reporting live from seychelles, as am writing this, Jeta amata is rocking in a so-called club - name witheld - with two beautiful ladies. Indeed, he has flown out of naija.
Nairaland / General / Re: Which Housemaid Would You Prefer? Male Or Female? by EfeEkarume1(m): 2:47pm On Mar 12, 2011
For me, I will prefer a hermaphrodite. Anyone available?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Arsenal @ UCL: 3 - 1 (8th March 2011) by EfeEkarume1(m): 8:26pm On Mar 10, 2011
The X-Men of barcelona - XAVI INIESTA AND MESSI - made it happen yester-yester-night. Not forgetting - Pep - Spain's proffesor X.
TV/Movies / Re: Who Is The Worst Cry-baby In Nollywood? by EfeEkarume1(m): 11:58pm On Feb 28, 2011
REALITY101:

Standing ovation for the most ignorant fella in Nigeria


If you are still sitting down, then, you are on a loooong thing.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona, El Classico's 2011 (la liga,copa and champions) by EfeEkarume1(m): 7:43am On Feb 07, 2011
andyprez:

Valdes?! Are you sure its what you planned typing? Even Atleticos De Gea is way better than him & he's just 20 years.  I can manage this present team while sleeping & still win. Barca is a very strong team no doubt but don't forget that they've been beaten & still can be.
But not by madrid.
rasputinn:

For a game coming up in April,April 20th for that matter,I no fit dey worry my head about the outcome now,better games dey ground for this weekend cheesy cheesy cheesy
Shey! ! !
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona, El Classico's 2011 (la liga,copa and champions) by EfeEkarume1(m): 10:54am On Feb 04, 2011
Barcelona will beat madrid with just 2 men - Valdes and Messi!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Torres Vows To Score Against Liverpool by EfeEkarume1(m): 10:37am On Feb 04, 2011
Mobinga:

angry
naughty woman Move.

Anyway Good Business for liverpool seeing that we didn't spend anything during this transfer window.

Sold Ryan Babel == 7 Mil
Sold Torres == 50 Mil


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57Mil



Bought Suarez === 22 Mil
Bought Caroll ==== 35 Mil

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57 Mil



Unlike Chelsea and Real, Pool knows how to the Good business while getting the job done.
Super Info! Thanks for this.
Sports / Re: Obafemi Martins Join Birmingham by EfeEkarume1(m): 1:08pm On Jan 31, 2011
Martins is a speedy player. He knows only how to run, but technically, he can't play football.
Phones / Re: What The Hell Is MTN PayGo? by EfeEkarume1(m): 12:15pm On Jan 31, 2011
coolestboy:

i was shocked when my line brought pay go. shocked shocked :ona stinginess wan kill mtn, they dont want we the extracoolers to make free calls at nite pls, if anyoe av the link or code to make nite calls, give me ooo.
You can still make night call brother. Just load 100 naira like you used to when you were on xtra cool and enjoy, ! Don't panic.
Phones / Re: MTN Magic Number Is Too Cheap. by EfeEkarume1(m): 9:42pm On Jan 28, 2011
MTN abrakatabra number. They've turned me into merlin already. So much magic.
Family / Re: What Will You Do, If You Discover You Were A Twin? by EfeEkarume1(m): 5:21pm On Jan 28, 2011
I will do NOTHING!!!
Phones / Re: MTN Magic Number Is Too Cheap. by EfeEkarume1(m): 3:13pm On Jan 27, 2011
afrobaby:

Will the person also be charged #250 permonth and how do I migrate to payGo?thx
Cos really, am becoming pissed
Yep, you will be charged monthly, but you can choose to delete the person's number by dialling *563*2*person's number#. You can migrate by texting 400 to 131. But if you were on a happylink bundle, you must have to wait for the bundle to expire first. Even sef, as soon as the bundle expires, you will be automatically moved to PayGO! So that you might not need to text 400 to 131.
Phones / Re: MTN Magic Number Is Too Cheap. by EfeEkarume1(m): 7:01pm On Jan 26, 2011
afrobaby:

since yesterday, I registered for dia useless magic and yet av not been replied, na wa for mtn self
The person must dial *563*1*your number# before you can be connected and you must have -N-250 on your phone so it can be deducted and you must be on payGo.
Phones / Re: What The Hell Is MTN PayGo? by EfeEkarume1(m): 10:23am On Jan 25, 2011
The real reason why I still use MTN is because it browses free! Am sure some of you guys will agree with me on that one - that is, does who are browsing free -
Events / Re: Events That Happened This Year Which Are Better Of Forgotten Than Remembered. by EfeEkarume1(m): 4:51pm On Jan 05, 2011
mafolayomi:

my fiance's younger sister's husband's sudden death sad sad. but its all good cos she is moving on smiley
Awwww! That's sad.
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy New Year . . . And A Free £10 O2 Top-up For A Lucky Person by EfeEkarume1(m): 9:10am On Jan 01, 2011
010111. . . Call it a binary number if you like. But i'll call it today's date.
Events / Re: Events That Happened This Year Which Are Better Of Forgotten Than Remembered. by EfeEkarume1(m): 10:22pm On Dec 28, 2010
The incident that occured in the house of assembly where politicians flexed their muscles freely.
Events / Events That Happened This Year Which Are Better Of Forgotten Than Remembered. by EfeEkarume1(m): 9:56am On Dec 28, 2010
1. The performance of the super eagles at the FIFA world cup finals.
Family / Re: Describe Your Mum In Two Words: by EfeEkarume1(m): 6:02am On Dec 27, 2010
ifyjay:

One word is enough for me:

INDOMITABLE.
Am thinking your mum loves indomie alot. Mine love spaghetti so I call her, SPAGHETTITABLE!
Celebrities / Re: Uti Nwachukwu Not A Glo Ambassador' Glo Management by EfeEkarume1(m): 11:43pm On Dec 23, 2010
philip0906:

Fada dat was harsh grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
My son, that was the colour he wanted, ASH!
Celebrities / Re: Uti Nwachukwu Not A Glo Ambassador' Glo Management by EfeEkarume1(m): 8:23pm On Dec 22, 2010
tayo_ast:

HE IS NOT
Period!

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