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Athletic vs Barca was d toughest game barca ever played dis season, those dudes meant barca, lets see hw they wl play madrid.

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igbsam:
Something is not right about Nollywood. They've gone fetish and its coming back to hunt them.

Something like that, The law of karma or principle of causality(cause & effect).

The Football Club a guy supportsdetermines his attitude towards relationsh ips.

ARSENAL:
He loves young & cheap girls, freaks out as the girl's taste gets higher. He's afraid of incurring expenses.

CHELSEA:
He has no real emotions or love though he buys d best of things for you & takes you to good places.

MAN U:
Marriage is all he wants, no Cinemas, no Shoprite, no KFC! He wants a wife material at no extra cost.

MAN CITY
He's the richest Yahoo guy in town. Hope u get to date him because,though he's younger, he has d cash!

LIVERPOOL:
He has no swag, he only has record of dating pretty gals in d past & that's what he keeps telling u.

BARCA:
A short guy with swag, may do anything especially if u re a tall lady!

ENYIMBA:
He has no money for now. He's hard working, if only u may endure.
Lol! Do not say I did not warn you!

Is it ok to buy "OKRIKA" aka second hand clothes?
* When was the last time you bought a second hand Item and what was it?
* Would you rather buy an original second hand item than a fake but brand new one?
*Can you buy a secondhand wedding dress?
*Can you buy second hand underwear eg BRAS, BOXERS, PANTIES?
*Can you buy second hand furniture ie beds, dining sets etc
* Can you buy secondhand electronics? ie phones, LCD televisions, home theaters knowin that chinese brand new products(especially clothes,shoes and electronics)are about the same amount as Second hand.

THE ANNOUNCERS : They are The-Let-Me -Tell-You- Every-deta il-of-my-d ay. Their updates include, 1) just waking up now. 2) I had wheaties for breakfast. 3) I’m bored at work. 4) I’m stuck in traffic. 5) I’m in a plane attending a wedding. Just because you have 432 friends onFACEBOOK doesn’t mean we all want to know when you are FACEBOOKIN G in church.

THE SELF PROMOTERS: We all are victim of this one. We have once posted, at least once aboutsome achievemen t. E.g. Obama just approve my beet family project in my village, 2) My final examinatio n came out in flying colour, 3) Have just been promoted in my place of work. 4) 1000days to my wedding. But when all your update is a link to your blog, your poetry reading, itmakes you sound like a bragger or a self centred careerist.

THE FRIENDS PADDLER:
The are those who make sure they attend the Face book friend’s limit, by adding Osama, Gadahfi, Michael Jackson, Lucky Dube, Tu pac and Bob Marley.

THE TOWN CRIERS:
In their rush to spread the news, these peoplealso spread rumours, half truths and innuendo. E.g. Michael Jackson is dead, you heard it from me first, and I heard that Baba Suwe confessed he will soon excrete the drugs.

THE MARRIED: These are those that scare us singles from dreaming of entry this instructio n. Boundaries of privacy don’t seem to exist for these two-much-i nformation updaters, who unabashedl y offer up detailsabout their sex lives, marital troubles and bodily functions. E.g. 1)My wife is seeing her boss, please help. 2) My marriage is going to hit the rock, advice fromsingles will help. At times they make us singles want to have a taste urgently.
THE BAD GRAMMARIAN S:
These are those that ask questions without question marks? They change alphabets, without Oxford Dictionary ’s permission . E.g., fink (think), dats (that’s), wen (when), wat (what), gon (gone), fank (thank), tanks (thanks), sowie (sorry). Yes I know the writing rules are different in the digital world.

As a single guy, U went to buy a c0nd0m in a pharmacy, and immediately u said, "give me a packet of CON, " you now realised your pastor was behind you, buyin blood tonic.what would you add to the 'CON, ' to save yourself?

Must everything be ascribed to the west? Why wud people interfere with the freedom of mentally competent adults who have the right to live and shape their own lives in accordance with their own preferences and beliefs,so long as they do not harm u or others in the process,

I stil hav Nintendo 64.Where can i get SNES 2 buy?

kombats:
mk
sonic
mario
tna

Sonic is not a Nintendo game.it's Sega.And which one tna?

@SEXYSHE, Thanks for d correction

8 BIT CATEGORY
1.Mario
2.Power Rangers
3.Excite Bike
4.Tetris
5.Lode runner

ON GAMEBOY
1.Kebby's Dreamland
2.Super Mario

16 BIT CATEGORY
1.Ultimate MK 3
2.Super Mario World
3.Contra 3
4.Turtle Ninja
5.Aladin
6.BomberMan
7.Tank

64 BIT CATEGORY
1.Mortal Kombat Triology
2.Doom 64
3.Killer Instinct
4.Zelda: Ocarina of Time
5.Mario 64
6.Mario Kart
And so many i can't remember in all categories.
No matter how high a game(combat) bit may be,MK Stil remain d greatest.

BootyOnMe:
Your choice darling!
Just one kwessshun.

Did your momma find your dadda in a "church" to phock'im?

Good Question.
Churches are nt my last resort.50% of them r desperate pretenders.Apart from being a star,once u're rich, u'l see women attractn u like magnets.And u can't tell who lovs u genuinely.
I'd advice d koko master to do it the 'Coming to American' style.

BootyOnMe:
Your choice darling!
Just one kwessshun.

Did your momma find your dadda in a "church" to phock'im?

Good Question.
Churches are nt my last resort.50% of them r desperate pretenders.Apart from being a star,once u're rich, u'l see women attractn u like magnets.And u can't tell who lovs u genuinely.
I'd advice d koko master to do it the 'Coming to American' style.

vb0mb:
Go and adopt

I cannot adopt another man's child whn i'm not impotent.

See comments, Laff wan make motto jam me.Ritual ke?i'm serious,cuz i'm no longer a baby.all d women i met needed marriage, marriage scares d shit outta me, may be i shud hav said, 'i need a babymama'
@Pendo89, u mind if u volunteer?

I need a child ASAP,but i dn't wanna get married.What shud i do?Is it wrong to hav a child without marriage?

lefulefu:
see down there dey talk .Many village girls days don open eye and dem too also like money like girls city babes.Even sef village girls now hassle guys for blackberry and other accesories

See as ur mouth just dey run lefulefu like ur name, lol,seriously,it was wht i witness'd, may be it has to do with tribe.The case is nt like that in my villa.

Village girls are my choice in terms of humility,respect and culture.IMO,the true beauty of a woman is nothing, but her character.

Recently,i traveled to my village for my grandma's burial ceremory;i met a couple of gurlz with good characters, humility,and hospitality, Some who dn't even knw u from adam i'l see u walkin along the road and greet u,irrespective of ur age and looks.while some who knw u i'l wanna gv u domestic assistance.
Thus,why are there no such attitudes in our so-called city/modern girls? One of my neighbours that i'm about 13yrs older than; and because she has started using a bb or grow some orange-size breast will see u in the morning, walk pass u as if both of u were born on the same day.Those that manage to greet u wil say,"Sup", WTF! some of them don't even know how to cook or wash.Some wil burn food due to pinging and twittn , Who takes d blame? Their parents,schools or friends?
And u all wanna get married by fire by force, If u can't respect the people around u,hw can u respect ur in-laws?

I will nt only date edo girl,but marry one,cuz they r hard wrkin,caring and lively like d ibos.