₦airaland Forum

@Semid, I think u shud gv hm ur NL CV,perhaps ur academic CV
@lwise.if u were wise enuf as ur name implies,u wud hv gone tru NL rules and Reg. b4 opening ur scatterd Dentition to say trash.

Ndipe:
Brutal death for my sake, may my life be pleasing to Jesus Christ, Amen.

U shud be prayin 4 d poster, lol

December is fast approachin, One has to b careful.Boiz r nt smiling

@OP, which of the services are u talkin about? Monday or Sunday? If u are talkn about Monday service i.e 10-10-2011,the prophet neva said anythng about AFCON,cuz i'm a member of SCOAN, Where is ur source of info?

Revolution/class struggle captures the whole essence of social change, How ready are we for a radical change? Ur complaints and Patrick's Grandiloquent language wil not fuel the Engine of revolution, Sometimes, i feel like alignin wit BH or MEND to kill these wicked inept leaders.

For the next 60 seconds, set aside whatever You're doing and take this opportunity! Let's see if Satan Can stop this. , , , , THE (SCIENTIFIC) DEATH OF JESUS At the age of 33 , Jesus was condemned to death . At the time Crucifixion was the "worst" death. Only the worst Criminals were condemned to be crucified. Yet it was Even more dreadful for Jesus, unlike Other criminals condemned to death by Crucifixion Jesus was to be nailed to the Cross by His hands and feet. Each nail Was 6 to 8 inches long. The nails Were driven into His wrist. Not Into His palms as is commonly Portrayed. There's a tendon in the wrist that Extends to the shoulder. The Roman guards knew That when the nails were being hammered into the Wrist that tendon would tear and Break, forcing Jesus to use His back Muscles to support himself so that He could Breath. Both of His feet Were nailed together. Thus, He was forced to Support Himself on the single nail that Impaled His feet to the cross. Jesus could Not support himself with His legs because of the pain So He was forced to alternate between arching His Back then using his legs just to continue to Breath. Imagine the struggle, the pain, the Suffering, the courage. Jesus endured this Reality for over 3 hours. Yes, Over 3 hours! Can you imagine this kind of Suffering? A few minutes before He died, Jesus stopped bleeding. He was simply pouring water From his wounds. From common images We see wounds to His hands and feet and even the spear wound To His side, But do we realize His wounds Were actually made in his body. A hammer Driving large nails through the wrist, the feet overlapped And an even large nail hammered through the arches, then a Roman guard piercing His side with a spear. But Before the nails and the spear Jesus was whipped and Beaten. The whipping was so severe that it tore the Flesh from His body. The beating so horrific that His Face was torn and his beard ripped from His face. The Crown of thorns cut deeply into His scalp. Most men Would not have survived this torture.
He had no more blood To bleed out, only water poured from His Wounds. The human adult body contains about 3.5 liters (just less than a gallon) of blood. Jesus poured all 3.5 Liters of his blood; He had three nails hammered into His Membrm; a crown of thorns on His head and, beyond That, a Roman soldier who stabbed a spear into His Chest, All these without Mentioning the humiliation He suffered after carrying His own Cross for almost 2 kilometers, while the crowd spat in his Face and threw stones (the cross was almost 30 kg of weight, Only for its higher part, where His hands were Nailed). Jesus had To endure this experience, to open the Gates of Heaven, So that you can have free Access to God. So that your sins Could be "washed" away. All of them, with no exception! Don't ignore this situation. JESUS CHRIST DIED FOR YOU! He died for you! It Is easy to pass jokes,or foolish comments, photos by e-mail but, When it comes to God, sometimes you feel ashamed to forward To others because you are worried of what they may think About you. God Has plans for you, show all your friends what He experienced To save you. Now think about this! May God bless your Life! 60 Seconds with God, For the next 60 Seconds, set aside what you're doing and take This opportunity! Let's see if Satan can stop This. All you have to do Is:
1. Simply Pray for the person who sent this message to You: 2.Then, send this Message to people, The more the better. 3. People will Pray for you and you will make that many people pray to God For other people.
4. Take a Moment to appreciate the power of God in your life, for Doing what pleases Him. If you are Ashamed to do this, please, follow Jesus' instructions. He said (Matthew 10 :32 & 33) : "Everyone therefore Who acknowledges me before others, I also will acknowledge before My Father in heaven; but whosoever denies Me before others, I will deny before my Father in heaven.
Thank you.

A cook is better,u can always teach her how to scream and moan in bed.lol

Dude,Would You Prefer A Woman Who's Good In Bed,But Can't Cook Or Can Cook,But Not Good In Bed?


Babe,Would You Prefer A Man Who Spoils You With Money, But Lazy In Bed Or Who's Good In Bed,But Does Not Have Much Money?

Thank u Pendo & Flashaldrin, I hav done d necessary securities, As for her passwrd,since it's her accnt,i wudn't want to intrude her privacy.I'l gv her a clue on hw to create a new email and 32bit apha-numeric passwrd.

MRbrownJAY:
^^your story gets HEAVY K legs!

Yeah! It seems so(more like nollywood story),but that's the fact.i didn't fabricate the story, Now, let me xplain again, She said she changed her password immediately her acct details was gvn to her by d guy, To my understandin and xperience,did u knw u can hack someone's account(yahoo 4 example) if u hav his/her acc details without knwin his/her passwrd?Did u knw that if u loggd in with my phone and 4got to logout i can access ur acc while u equally hav access ur acct without fb not necessarily sendin LOGIN or CAPCHA alert as long as u didn't logout or clear ur browser's cookies?In most cases,alert comes when there's change in country's IP. , besides,her acc was open'd barely, 4months ago.she's a newbie in internet/social netwrk technology, if she knew it or i were there,she wudn't ask some1 2 open it 4 her, She text me her passwrd,askin me to help her secure her email and fb,cuz she doesnt knw much.
Thank you.

Thank u all for ur contributions, My gf phoned me yesterday to gv me a clue 4 whom might be responsible, she said it might be one of d guys from her hostel who helped her to open her fb account.she also said,d guy once asked her out,but she declined.However,i decided to compose this msg for d hacker "I knw who u are.u dn't hav to go to dis xtreme 2 woo a girl.i knw u want her for these obvious REASONS:
1.Callin ur friend a world class pr0st!tute
2. Hackin & manipulating her private info,and sendin me msg with her acc,which u cud hav done with urz
3. Unfriending Only me and leaving others.
Guy,get a beta format,i'm nt convinced enuf, look 4 somethn beta to do with ur time and dn't waste time on d things u cannot change.undo ur damages or else, "
After sendin dis msg in d early hourz of 2day,my gf phoned me in d afternoon that her account has bn restored,followed by a msg which reads: "i'm sorry ok,i know it hurtz and u lov her,but still advce her"

My morale had bn dwn since TBJ's predictn, Neva wil i watch naija match again, Even Hrtland or Enyimba nor fit play that rubbish, abeg, make i check time wey barca get match, naija no go kill pesin

U dn't knw what u have until u lose it, A lot of people wil not only perish,but DIE of ignorance and foresight,

I called my girlfriend on phone to tell her what happend and asked her if those allegations were true, she cried bitterly on phone sayin some1 is settin her up, i know she's nt that type.whn she bought her bb,i was d 1st person she contacted.she said she sold her previous phone,added d money to her monthly allowance to purchase d bb, i'm so confused,i dn't knw what to do.please i need ur opinion and advice on dis issue.

we communicate on phone often,but recently,i noticed that i hav not bn seeing her on Facebook,cuz she's a regular fb poster.However,i decided to search for her using her IDs(names,email),but nothing was found.I became apprehensive.I decided to check my inbox to locate her name with her recent msgs.To my surprise,i saw a strange name instead of hers: 'Adams M Smith', immediately,i clicked on it.what was there was d same chat logs and timeline of me and my girlfriend's conversations so far.Immediately,i phoned my girlfriend and asked whn last she checked her fb,she said she tried loggin in 5 days ago,but access was denied.Then i knw she was hacked,
To cut d long story short,this was d msg i received from d Hacker after unfriending me and changing her entire profile:
"u might not know me,i believe u're one of(name withheld)numerous boyfriends,cuz i used to c ur name on her phone.let me tell u,ur gurlfriend is a world class Prostitute.She sleeps around with men and boys on campus 4 money.If i'm liein ask her where she got her new black berry.it was gvin to her by her yahoo boyfriend.boi b wise.i know u love her,but she doesn't worth it"

When i was a kid:     
P:u,s.s:ee meant CAT,
sexx meant GENDER,
BJ was a NICKNAME,
bangg was a SOUND,
Rubber was just like PLASTIC,
B!.tc:h was a FEMALE DOG,
C.o:ck was a male FOWL,
D.!ck was a NAME,
Screw was just a NUT,
T!t was a SNACK,
Head meant part of d BODY,
But now,everythng is so complicated! WHY?

Implementation has always been Nigeria problem, They say one thing now,the next moment it changes, whoeva is guilty(includin Non-Nigerians) shud be punished without prejudice, For how long shall we apprehend suspects without justice?Go to other countries and see what they do to Nigerians, Libya for instance.Ghadafi wud neva tolerate this nonsense.

Better still, if u click on a link or tab,after waitin 4 a while, u observe a hanged connection bar(on opera) or weak netwrk,do not re-click on.Click on 'stop connection' and refresh d page, u'l see ur post without a duplicate.

IZUKWU:
What goes around ,comes around.

Good one

Wat wud u do if u were in a burnin house that u cud only save one thing,Eg 50million dollars,ur sleepin husband/wife,ur 5yr old kid,ur mother,certificates and bible?

U dn't wnt him 2 b sure on d phone whether u wl gt dwn wit him? But u ain't sure whether he has a job or cash b4 askin 4 brazillian hair,shoppin,TFC,call card, ??

She said,i quote: "I hate guys that wanna be sure on the phone that the girl is gonna get down with them before arrival"

U haven't answered my question

Why Did God Create Women To Please The Eyes And Trouble The Mind?

Txt msg to what number? Guy! Face ur work and avoid distractions, u are married and looking for matured(desperate houz wives) ladies 2 destroy ur marriage?

How did u do it?