₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,723 members, 8,513,394 topics. Date: Wednesday, 04 November 2026 at 10:51 PM

Toggle theme

Efilefun's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Efilefun's Profile › Efilefun's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 (of 231 pages)

Science/Technology › Re: Man Fights Crocodile With Bare Hands To Save Son [PHOTO] by efilefun(m): 7:40am On Dec 29, 2013
Assuming this stuff happened in 9ja, the papa go dey the river bank dey shout blood of jesus!!! Holy ghost fire!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Norwich City Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 28th December 2013 by efilefun(m): 6:22pm On Dec 28, 2013
ichommy: Ori yo won. Hehehehe
Kokan aiye.... 3points ni koko.... Man utd 4 ever mehn!!!!
Why all of una be enemy of progress? Abii we beg una come watch our match? Mtcheeeew awon olote oshi
Music/Radio › Re: Winners Of The Headies Awards 2013 & pictures (updates) by efilefun(m): 10:43am On Dec 27, 2013
Desloaaa: Where is Mode9huh.falling hand dude
He never believed he was going to win with olamide and phyno in same category.... Bros no wan just come watch
Music/Radio › Re: Winners Of The Headies Awards 2013 & pictures (updates) by efilefun(m): 10:33am On Dec 27, 2013
Oluwajemberun: More pictures
Why must "sun tisu" wear this 'mass pro' top to headies haba!!!! Even if na original e don too full street nau, kon knack leather trouser with dark glass, e kom resemble person wey dey mourn headies.... Mtcheeew
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Hull City Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 28th December 2013 by efilefun(m): 10:00am On Dec 27, 2013
profvic3: help me tel am..n to tink of say na useless club lyk man utd e dy kill eself follow.*covers face in shame*
Better open ur eyes wella b4 u comment, she was talking about arsenal.... If u no sabi read abeg go borrow mukina to translate 4 u..... Mtcheeeew awon olote oshi
Business › Re: Confessions Of A Ghana-based Nigerian Youth by efilefun(m): 1:05am On Dec 27, 2013
faith everest: Is Ghana name of a person,animal,place or thing? undecided
None of d above
Business › Re: Confessions Of A Ghana-based Nigerian Youth by efilefun(m): 12:47am On Dec 27, 2013
Sagytarius: House rent of 84k (x4 occupants)= N336000 for 3-bedroom apartment shocked Na bulletproof house?
I tire ooo, sure say that house go dey mobile self
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Hull City Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 28th December 2013 by efilefun(m): 6:11pm On Dec 26, 2013
[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]If it's hurting you, you can see the effect of the juju. Now, take this...
Aro meta ti kii da obe nu, eyin iya mi osoromoniga.
Esu laalu, esu laalu, Sango Olukoso, oko Oya.
Dana sun won, ile Man Utd.
Hull City ll take the 3points.
Man Utd noisemakers can go & die.[/quote]Where u dey? Hope u don dey suck ur toes now? UNITED 4 EVER!!! Bleep all haters you can all go to hell for all I care
Politics › Re: President Jonathan & Patience During Christmas Service (Pictures) by efilefun(m): 2:15am On Dec 26, 2013
Mama peace abi na PEJ don take sambo post? Cuz its been ages I saw that man attend any public function....
SAMBO! SAMBOOO!! SAMBOOOOO!!!!! Where u dey nau cuz u just useless like the "YO" in YOU
Technology Market › HP Probook 4520s Battery Needed Asap by efilefun(op): 4:25pm On Dec 24, 2013
Hello 'house' please who knows where I could get an original battery for my Hp probook 4520s laptop asap at reduced price?
P.S Single cell and double cell battery prices will be needed
Travel › Re: Funny Things First Time Travelers Do Abroad by efilefun(m): 4:29pm On Dec 23, 2013
My first time in Benin republic (@least na abroad self) was surprised @ the number of okadas there and how well behaved the riders were, almost got lost due to language ish and I could remember ordering bread at a restaurant and to my surprise I saw the lady stuffing it with something dat looks like okro and ewedu, oboi I dumped the food inside waste bin go find soft drink and biscuits chop, it was fun thou cuz their girlz like nigerians die
Education › Re: Most Expensive Private Universities In Nigeria Unveiled by efilefun(m): 9:58pm On Dec 22, 2013
Greatest "unilorite" unilorin no dey strike and my skool fee for 4 years was a little above 100k!!! #teamGovernmentSkoolsOverPrivateSkools
Romance › Re: Why Sex Should Wait Until Marriage by efilefun(m): 10:19pm On Dec 21, 2013
phlame: That is why we need 2 have protected sex... grin

Abeg U get condomhuh
My prayer point 4 tonite be say all the condoms wey u go dey use go dey burst....lol






















Just kidding ooo but easy!!!!
Romance › Re: Why Sex Should Wait Until Marriage by efilefun(m): 10:12pm On Dec 21, 2013
This topic needs to be extended to our churches and mosques cuz those are the places most people take words spoken serious, my mom got a private hospital which happens to be close to our home, about 8 kids was delivered just this week and the oldest among the gurlz was just 21, imagine the numbers of unwanted kids given birth to daily in 9ja, this increase crime rate and lots of other stuffz, na aw many mins u wan take enjoy wey u no fit wait till when u marry, by den gan e go tire u dem go dey use am beg u.... WISE UP
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs West Ham (3 - 1) On Sat, 21st Dec 2013 by efilefun(m): 6:14pm On Dec 21, 2013
Leave R2 for Young biko #MUFC
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs West Ham (3 - 1) On Sat, 21st Dec 2013 by efilefun(m): 4:39pm On Dec 21, 2013
Janujaz!!!!!!!!! 2: 0 haters where una dey?
Webmasters › Re: Nigerian Online Ventures That Are Offshoots Of Nairaland by efilefun(m): 2:23am On Dec 20, 2013
ZUBY77: Just give me one year Jarus, one year and the first on the list will be www.globalruns.com.
Been following ur site with passion, I trust you Ozoigbondu1 #GodBlessYou
Sports › Arsenal Midfielder Wilshere Banned For Two Games by efilefun(op): 7:25pm On Dec 19, 2013
Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere
has been suspended for two
games, the Football Association
has confirmed, after being found
guilty of making an offensive
gesture during the Gunners' defeat
to Manchester City.
As the
north Londoners were beaten
6-3 at the Etihad Stadium, the
England international was
caught on camera appearing to
extend his middle finger towards
supporters.
Deemed a "sending-off offence"
by the FA's three-person panel
covering events not seen by
officials during matches, the
gesture has cost Wilshere his
eligibility for Monday's Premier
League encounter with Chelsea.
He will also miss the Gunners'
Boxing Day clash with West
Ham.
"Whilst admitting the charge, Wilshere claimed the
standard sanction for this offence was clearly excessive,"
said a statement on the FA's official website.
"The [Independent Regulatory] Commission rejected this
claim and the two-match suspension will commence with
immediate effect."

m.goal.com/x/en-gb/news/4490909
Music/Radio › Re: D’banj Cancels Koko Concert 2013 In Honour Of Mandela by efilefun(m): 4:38pm On Dec 19, 2013
Assuming Mandela no die he for talk say na plane crash victims hin dey mourn or Goldie.... Dbanj abeg "don't tell me nonsense"
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Stoke City Vs Manchester United: Capital One Cup (0 - 2) On 18th Dec 2013 by efilefun(m): 10:33pm On Dec 18, 2013
[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]Man Utd ll end up losing tonight.[/quote]Why una hate beta thing? Cuz una don ja abiii..... Evra thank you for that shut up goal wey u give haters
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Stoke City Vs Manchester United: Capital One Cup (0 - 2) On 18th Dec 2013 by efilefun(m): 8:56pm On Dec 18, 2013
Rooney don carry injury sha angry
Sports › Re: In Pictures: Cristiano Ronaldo's New Museum by efilefun(op): 11:47am On Dec 16, 2013
More pics

Sports › In Pictures: Cristiano Ronaldo's New Museum by efilefun(op): 11:24am On Dec 16, 2013
The Museu CR7 is now officially open. Family, friends and a host of Portuguese celebrities were present on Sunday to witness the Real Madrid forward's latest venture as the 28-year-old's museum in Madeira's capital Funchal opened its doors to the world.

TV/Movies › Re: Funny Yoruba Movie English Subtitles [Photos] by efilefun(m): 9:33pm On Dec 15, 2013
Lol

Nairaland General › Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by efilefun(m): 6:14pm On Dec 15, 2013
Nice thread brova, if you interested in publishing the story and maybe making it a movie, we can try somethings out together sha.... Bless u, and as 9ja people go talk "God knows Y" u went there @least u helped those guyz out... They will surely continue praying 4 u
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Villa Vs Manchester United (0 - 3) On 15th December 2013 by efilefun(m): 5:33pm On Dec 15, 2013
[quote author=dotcom_na_me_na_me]At least Arsenal score 3 goals and 2 goals, how many goals Man United score at Ethihad? Total= 2 tongue[/quote]When was the last time arsenal had 3 points against man utdhuh Abeg go clean jonathan shoe jawe, abii u don use ur last card bet against man utd for nairabet that's y u dey bark like puppy 4 here
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Villa Vs Manchester United (0 - 3) On 15th December 2013 by efilefun(m): 5:27pm On Dec 15, 2013
[quote author=dotcom_na_me_na_me]If they like they should score 100 goals and also win the next 3 game, they will still not reach top 4 this season. Mark my word. They will again still face Man City, Chelsea, Tottenham, Cardiff, Arsenal, Liverpool, Newcastle, e.t.c.. Infarct, Man United will surely almost go relegation this season. Keep dreaming because you're winning Aston Villa today, then prepare for destruction and setback again.[/quote]Y are u this bitter? U c am for your dream say na man utd fan dis virgin ur wife abii wetin happen, if you don't have anything sensible to donate abeg delete ur self from this thread!!!! Haters abeg make una go jump inside lagoon if e pain una mtcheeeew!!!!
Music/Radio › Re: Nairaland: So You Think You Can Sing? by efilefun(m): 5:30pm On Dec 14, 2013
Oya hommies make una feel this freestyle on "stay scheming" beat #highbee

http://m.hotnaijamusic.com/2013/06/14/highbee-iamhighbee-efilefun/
Politics › Re: Aregbesola To Receive Best Governor Of The Year Award by efilefun(m): 1:26pm On Dec 11, 2013
oluwashaddow: if doing a road work with the people of the state, if organizing a feedback program where people interact with d governor and his excos across the state constituencies,constructing public skuls dat no private skul could match, constructing roads across all nooks and cronies of d states, distribution of tablet of knowledge (opon imo),elementary school feeding, payment of 13th month salary to workers, just to mention a few,makes him a jihadist then I think we will rather like to have him for long than have a serious church goer who will not do anything meaningful for us as our governor
GOD bless u.
Politics › Re: Aregbesola To Receive Best Governor Of The Year Award by efilefun(m): 1:23pm On Dec 11, 2013
gratiaeo: The monkey called Aregbe is
definitely a fanatic who ought
to be in a zoo.
The other point is that drug
addict and certificate forger
Bola Tinubu purchased
judgement from dirty-
looking. semi-literate
Injustice Ayo Salami for him
and Fayemi.
He actually stole a mandate.
He has neither the looks nor
the class to be a governor. It
is unfortunate that an ape is
occupying Osun Government
House.
Thanks God aregbe aint in the zoo cuz the hospital he built in lagos state is still saving lives. Mtcheeew haters go rest
Politics › Re: Aregbesola To Receive Best Governor Of The Year Award by efilefun(m): 12:53pm On Dec 11, 2013
ezedolar: How can that juhadist win such an award what happen to Fashola or Rochas
I don't know why some people prefer to reason with their anus... You call Ogbeni a jihadist.... U must be joking go check the meaning first.. Have u forgotten he introduced IFA into the school curriculum? And u called that a jihadist, Abeg travel comot nairaland go osun state and witness he's good works, abi u don forget say he share tablet (opon imo) give all secondary students 4 the state? B4 u condemn someone please make ur research wella abii people wey give am the award wear condom for facehuh
Politics › Letter To Mandela by efilefun(op): 11:44am On Dec 10, 2013
Dear Dr. Nelson, pls wen Ɣou get to d world beyond, tell Herbert Malculay that the party he founded has been turned to People Destroying Party. Tell Obafemi Awolowo that we now pay school fees without going †ø school. Help me and tell Nnamdi Azikiwe that the long wall to democracy he built has fallen, only the cracked fence still stands. Tell Chief Anthony Enaharo that the independent nation he fought for is no more. Tell Alh. Shehu Shagari that boko haram has destroyed his reason fOr creating NYSC cos no one goes to the north any longer. Tell Alh. Ahmadu Bello that our judicial system now favours only the rich. Also tell Baba Fela that Terry G is the new afro beat king. Tell Muritala Mohammed that we still use kerosene to cook and candles to see. Tell King Jaja of Opobo that we are still slaves in our own country. Tell Prof. Iyayi that Federal Govt paid N200 Billion into ASUU account but we never see alert. Pls tell Saro Wiwa that his south south youths are still jobless and cashless, tell Dele Giwa that the Nigerian press has been bought wi†̥ђ money. Tell them that we need a quick reply to this letter.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 (of 231 pages)