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[color=#000099][/color][b][/b]Last week monday morning I went to the bank to use ATM and fill some forms sha (so I could receive alert) on my way out I was stopped by some policemen, next thing I heard was " what's in ur possession" I smiled and told them my phones and the money I went to withdraw from the atm, next thing I heard was "you go follow us reach station, we don dey find u tey tey u this criminal" I was surprised and kept laughing cuz I knew there was nothing implicating on me so I followed them, immediately we got there they collected my phone and went thru the messages and phone numbers, immediately they saw my girlz number and those of my elder brothers, (since they out of the country) next thing they said was it belongs to white people I have been "scamming" I told them to cool down so I could show them our conversations but they refused They were like no nigerian girl answers "MI AMOR" then I told them to dial those numbers and if they speak yoruba to anybody who picks the call and didn't respond back they should lock me up but they refused cuz all they wanted was the money they found on me, Dem slap me tire, they kept shouting confess!!! One of dem even hit me with a stick on my stomach.... Immediately I pretend like say I don faint, They were scared but immediately they changed the story that their father was a criminal cuz they believed anything could happen to me @ the long run they released me after collecting the whole 15k I went to withdraw at the bank... I went back to the police station around 8pm on getting there they've closed their office but the window was opened I had a poly bag filled with "my poo' mixed with urine and I poured it inside that same office where I was been tortured, sure this morning dem go dey wash rug like , I also marked the face of the 1 wey hit me with stick, hin time go come soon.

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Thanks for creating the thread, will like to know the minimum amount I can invest and how can I go about it? Is there any bank I can go thru or any investment house that handle it?

Baby montana: Types of Bonds.we have 1) GOVERNMENT BOND:it is issued by the d federal govt.2) SOVEREIGN BOND:It is issued by d federal govt bt issued in a foreign currency.3)SUB-NATIONAL BOND:it is issued by the state govt. 4)MUNICIPAL BOND:It is issued by local govt,cities.5)CORPORATE BONDS:issued by corporate bodies i.e firms

Ebig22: what da Bleep is wrong with apc and crew.Jonathan a man that is one of the best president nigeria ever had.you are here comparing an ordinary governor of one state to him.he(fashola) should learn from him and i believe if he does that the sky will be fasholas starting point..

One of the best president in which country? Abegiii, how dare you compare a president to a Governor, that's trash, compare the works done in lagos state with any pdp state, so sure u were among those blessing Gej with enough swear during the subsidy strike, best president inflating the fuel price from 65naira to 150 naira or thereabouts. The same GEJ went to CNN to disgrace the whole country saying dust on air calling Electricity "Power".
"GEJ wey no fit control hin house, abii u don forget say the best president of naija na hin keep students for house for almost 6 months now and the fool called himself a lecturer, throughout he's tenure as a governor can you point out a reasonable project he executed!!!
Help us ask PDP wetin Prof iyayi do them before dem scatter the man chest with bullet!!! Those stupid mofo kom dey lie say na accident!!! FASHOLA is way ahead of GEJ just forget sentiments, all of you saying trash about APC should just go back to ur villages if lagos aint conducive for you or all the rules don too much for una!!!
During the 50LG saga una forget say na this same PDP led government refuse to give lagos state funds for years, Even GEJ will disagree with you

Google no work for ur phone again?

dhejykeane: Most gifted striking body went to ASUU
Most gifted corrupt body went to government
Most gifted overated country went to nigeria
Good for dem al bt ow does ds change d price of garri
for market

The Biggest Music Awards in Africa has just ended with the South dominating the Awards this year.

All The Winners:

Most Gifted Music Video Of the Year –

Wizkid

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ZONE FAM


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Zonke – Feelings 

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Most Gifted African (West) Video

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Most Gifted Afro Pop Video

The Soil ft Zakwe – Linkomo

Most Gifted Dance Video

MAfikizolo – Khona 

Most Gifted Kwaito Video

Professor ft Osikido & Character – Finger Prints. 

Most Gifted African (East) Video

P-Unit ft Collo: You Guy (Dat Dendai)

Most Gifted African (South) Video

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Special Recognition Award – P Square.

ASUU executive members were in a meeting earlier today and they've concluded that FG must identify this man before monday Dec 2nd if they want the strike called off... If you know how to find this man or any information about him kindly forward the details to calloffstrikenow@asuunigeria.com

Thank you

Forget about the age, I know this guy personally, he was a year jnr @ FCE (college of education) Akoka 2009 set, thou he lost he's life so stupidly, may he's soul rest in peace.

Nobody knows how he or she is gonna die so let's please respect the dead.

Tinyemeka: 25 years of age and had just gained admission?
Synonymous.

This new 100 dollar bill went into circulation on October 8th this year and features a better portrait of one of the founding fathers of the United States, Benjamin Franklin and other improvements.

Yesterday morning I went to the bank to use ATM and fill some forms sha (so I could receive alert) on my way out I was stopped by some policemen, next thing I heard was " what's in ur possession" I smiled and told them my phones and the money I went to withdraw from the atm, next thing I heard was "you go follow us reach station, we don dey find u tey tey u this criminal" I was surprised and kept laughing cuz I knew there was nothing implicating on me so I followed them, immediately we got there they collected my phone and went thru the messages and phone numbers, immediately they saw my girlz number and those of my elder brothers, (since they out of the country) next thing they said was it belongs to white people I have been "scamming" I told them to cool down so I could show them our conversations but they refused They were like no nigerian girl answers "MI AMOR" then I told them to dial those numbers and if they speak yoruba to anybody who picks the call and didn't respond back they should lock me up but they refused cuz all they wanted was the money they found on me, Dem slap me tire, they kept shouting confess!!! One of dem even hit me with a stick on my stomach.... Immediately I pretend like say I don faint, They were scared but immediately they changed the story that their father was a criminal cuz they believed anything could happen to me @ the long run they released me after collecting the whole 15k I went to withdraw at the bank... I went back to the police station around 8pm on getting there they've closed their office but the window was opened I had a poly bag filled with "my shit' mixed with urine and I poured it inside that same office where I was been tortured, sure this morning dem go dey wash rug like idiot, I also marked the face of the idiot wey hit me with stick, hin time go come soon.

Peeps share ur experiences with those idiots called police!!!
And incase police oga dey read this post the name of the idiot wey hit my belle with beta pako na USMAN aka Arabambi 2 gbogbo satellite, I collected he's phone number after the whole film cuz the mumu believe say I don fall mugun.

I don misplace enough phones but let me share 1 of those experiences....

That faithful day back in 2009 I was in school to finish up my project, about 90% of the students were not around so I decided to sleep in a friend's room, unfortunately I slept off pretty early while playing game on my nec (flip not the popular long one) that day while my friend was still out of the hostel, immediately he got back, he woke me up to eat cuz he got some snacks but he noticed I was just scattering the whole room, "Guy dem don move my phone and I just load 1k ontop so I go fit use am 4 ontop universal to do my project" the guy was just laughing, so he became the no 1 suspect immediately... After 3 days I was home already so I called airtel customer care to retrieve the number then I noticed my 1k wasn't there anymore so I called back to request for my 1k but they told me someone transferred it to another number. I requested for the number and I was given, immediately I called the number a guy picked it but I didn't say anything I just ended the call and told my cousin what happened then I gave her the number and asked her to call the guy and tell him they exchanged number few weeks ago, the guy fell to my trap and they fixed a date to meet again after constant calling and text for about 2weeks. I was back in skool sharply to execute the final plan, I got the sug president my friend whom I slept off in his room and some other hefty students so we stood at the suppose meeting point, immediately the guy got their and saw me and my crew he started pleading, that it was the devils hand work and he had sold my phone already, that same day sha he returned my phone with 5k extra for the stress and he got suspended from the school not sure he returned for his finals cuz the news was all around town.

Eclipse in ghana

[quote author=coal_coal]sssshhh... it is not yet his time to b e in the senior team[/quote]Then when is the right time? So u believe he's 16yrs abii u don forget how 26yrs old guy dey look for 9ja? can u compare ur size skills and ability on the when u were 16 and that of iheanacho. I like that guy, na better player but we suppose begin use am for senior team now b4 e turn 40, make hin self no come field dey hold waist like this present eagles.

We were on our way from abuja when our bus stopped at ore. While we were all relaxing our foots I heard my friend shout "E de¥ bite me'' he said,
''Wh¥ u sef go de¥ travel come de¥ chop beans, ok u expect make e no bite u
she¥, nah pla¥ u de¥ u never see an¥thing ¥et, if nah $hittt u better go $hittt
now'' i replied
'' no be $hittt jor e just de¥ bite me, e go stop'' he said.
We looked around if we could get drugs but we didnt, after a while, the driver
came out and started ¥elling at his passengers to come in, threatening to leave
Whoever doesnt come in on time, so we hurried back to our seats and began
the journe¥ back.
Like an hour later i heard that same familiar loud voice from behind,
''driver abeg stop i wan $hittt'' Nduka thundered
I started laughing cos that fucking took so long, i had been expecting him to
sa¥ that since, ma¥be the thing being de¥ hook am since, but em gats just
voice out when he couldnt bear it an¥more.
''Wh¥ u no $hittt wen i stop for Ore, i no de¥ stop for an¥where again till i
reach Lagos'' the driver shouted back in repl¥, ''abeg no vex, e no catch me that time'' Nduka replied, ''i don talk m¥ own'' the driver replied,
When he saw the driver was serious, he kept his cool and didnt sa¥ an¥thing
again. I was just laughing hard where i was,
''this gu¥ don die toda¥'' i said within me.
He kept quiet till we got to Ibadan, like he couldnt take it an¥more, ''all of una de¥ this bus we¥ i de¥ beg this man, e go surprise am now i go $hittt inside this bus'' Nduka angrill¥ said, ''o¥a $hittt nah'' the driver replied,
''abeg stop make em $hittt, abeg driver, abeg'' m¥self and others pleaded with
the driver''make em $hittt for the bus, i no de¥ stop" the driver replied, ''Ken mak una no beg am again, e go be am like film now'' Nduka replied.
The bus became quiet even Nduka himself didnt sa¥ an¥thing again, after a While, i heard girls screaming at the back, as i turned to look back Nduka was unbelting, i started laughing thinking it was a joke, before i knew it, he had squated down, i started hearing sounds like electric spark, 'kparapkapkapkakpa' m¥ gu¥ true true de¥ $hittt live and direct for back, i swear no be person tell driver before em match break. (lwkmd)

ochukoccna: Congratulations Arsenal
You played better in the 2nd half even though you still lost
Well done boys, dust yourselves and knuckle up for the next round of games
Now we know& have confirmed that Van Persie is a football bastard
CR7 did not celebrate against Yoonited even though R Madrid beat them in last year Champions league quarter final
CR7 had left Yoonited for over 4 years
But what of V Persie who was Arsenal's captain 2 seasons back
A bastard is a bastard no matter the affection you show him

Which affection una show am..... "Kataway" joor, last season e no try for una? @least he slowed down the pace of game so arsenal go fit draw and make top 4, upon all arsenal fans go about saying dust about him, go check as arsenal fans dey mention am 4 twitter dey curse am.... You will never c a united player say trash about CR7, even most united supporters follow Madrid just bcuz of CR7. That RVP celebration na hin dem dey call "SHUT UP & KEEP UR WATER GUN". RVP rules!!!! UNITED 4 LIFE!!!!

fabulousfortune: Op, ur mama left yansh

Same to u.... Ya fada blockus go catch fire nii

We don hit trending page soon na FP things......

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IamEmy: ODE!

Where the P button @.......lol

[quote author=mikedaniel76@gmail.com]where did u get ur weed from?[/quote]From same place GEJ get his own from

BREAKING NEWS from Abuja on ASUU strike!!! We are happy to announce to you that..
نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا یست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی داندیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نور اگر رفت سایه. ر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفتدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما گر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نور اگر رفت سایه. ر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره اگر ر سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی داندیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفتدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره م
If I hear anything else, I'll let you know..
Good evening..

Awoniyi oooooooo

This guyz hardly use the flanks...

To those against the hijab (mostly the christians here) why do female christians cover their hair b4 prayers even during the era of prophet isa (jesus)women do cover them selves up... @least dos movies were not shot by muslims. May Almighty Allah accept our good deeds as an act of ibadah.

PS: no disunity in islam, as a muslim I can boldly perform my solat in any mosque unlike those beefing islam, who can't attend celestial church cuz they are from a deeperlife family....

Wow not sure I have ever read anything online that made me this sober.... Really touching reading just the first page of this thread, not sure I can continue without shedding some tears, it actually made the death of my friends and grandma look fresh.
Continue to rest in peace AJIRI, BRIGHT, IDRIS, ALHAJA OLABIYI and all others mentioned on this thread may God almighty forgive ur sins while u were alive....... And those of us alive may we live long in good faith, good health and wealth. #amen

Below are the names of those on-board the ill-fated plane;
Passengers
Feyi Agagu
Femi Akinsanya
Akintunde Joseph
Akeem Akintunde
Tunji Okusanya
Chijioke Duru
Kingsley Amaechi
Deji Afolabi
Mrs. E.O. Alabi
Daji Bernard
Deji Falae
Samson Hassan
Olatunji Okusanya
 
Crew members
Capt. Yakubu
Flight officer Oyinlola
Engr. Saroh Elaiye
Flight dispatcher Ibrahim
Mr. Felix Tatoye
Cabin attendant Owolabi
Cabin  attendant Samson.

Have u forgotten Doctors are on strike? Abii is it not this same govt. That refuse to listen to them

doctokwus: What is this annoying release frm lasuth that d survivors will b treated free of charge.Shd we clap for dem for saying rubbish like dat in a situation like dis?That annoying aspect shudnt evn have been thought of,a calamity where pple survived a plane crash of all types of crashes& one organisation is expecting applause for trivialising it wt a note of free trment.
Much as some of these pple are part of d nations problems,life must always b celebrated& death reverred.

Thanks so much for the responsecanyou kindly help with banks that can help rollover the investment?

feelamong: why not just do a 364 days Tbill and ask for a rollover once its matured!

Good day @Feelamong I will like to know if I can leave the investment there for years just like FD? Or I have to monitor everytime the investment period elapse

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What's the name of ur school bro?

efilefun: What's the name of ur school and is admission still on? Got Waec O Level and NCE cert

What's the name of ur school and is admission still on? Got Waec O Level and NCE cert

topeajis: Nop even futurewise on these tread got admitted into 3 schools without having any language knw even in ma school u don't need a language stuff fo the admission

"Pardon my ignorance here" if someone aint issued visa hope the blocked acct is safe? And I equivalent of that in naira is about 1.6m right?

Godson201333: Yes you need to sort out the blocked account issue before booking an appointment also,You do not need to book an appointment when opening a blocked account just go to the embassy very early.