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i have to tell na wa to stop all dis crap , fighting before i spank him well well

na wa plsssssssssss stop this!! STOP!!!!!!!!!!

ehh cute-ass, this ur many tears. . . am begining to suspect u o!, ya husband is looking for every wie, not knowing u're here crying for chaloo

anyway chaloo, dnt go o! abeg

heheheheh thanks ya'all. . . men, abi u hear learn to listen O!

what if i asked ronnie to stay out of trouble . . . love ya baby sis

i have to tell hollandis that the go is gr8 by HIS sufficient grace. . . how far with ya too

wdyh?

i have to say good morning to ya'all

@marshara, welcome to nairaland, but i guess u have to go the the Job Section. . . i pray u get a job soon. Gd luck

wdyh?

A man and his wife received a letter from their daughter who went to study overseas:

My beloved Parents, I miss you so much. I don't know when I'm coming home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you'll be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of a potion I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you'll be the same age as I left you. NOTE: "Please take only one drop"
NOTE: "Please take only one drop"

So they opened the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a red potion,
The husband looks at the wife and says: "You go first."

So the wife opens the bottle and takes a drop, there after the husband follows. Indeed they do turn 5 years younger.

A year passes and the daughter returns home to find her mother young and beautiful, carrying a baby on her back.
The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the potion worked and made her look young.

The daughter is delighted and asks about her father.
"Your father, my child, got so jealous that I was young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle."
"So where is he?"

"Oh, that's him I have on my back."

Islander, i repect u a lot and i would appreciate if u keep my name out of this issue. . . i mistakenly stepped on ya toes, thinking i can play wt u, honestly i was just joking but u took it the other way round. Cool, i accepted my fault n apologised so then . . .

Islander:
Didn't you assure your associate Efuah the statement wasn't refering to her? Bunch of uglyass liars.

and his crew, everyone of them, biartches,

how do i fall into the "bunch of uglyass liars" and how am i an associate of na wa . . . i beg of u, i might be more busy than you are but i come here to catch some fun not to fight. . . if i have to exchange words n call names, it will be wt my family but not directed to people i barely know of in reality. . . u dnt know who i am n i dnt know who u are too in reality.  . . so please dnt call me names n forgive me for even ever mentioning ya name in my posts.  SORRY!

PEACE.

i have to say good night ya'all


wdyh?

i have to tell havanah to just wait n see

wdyh?

i have to say aww havanah. . . thx for ya good advice, i will try my best darl. . .i only said i wl try
very soon. . . u wl have him as a parcel

errr wht shd i say now, this stubborn gurly, she's our last born. . . love ya

i have to tell havanah that they were more than happy dearie, ur little friend understood nothing. . . kept messing up n later on, i made him cry . . . little spanking

wdyh?

i have to respond to sweetmellow. . . long time, let's talk pls

i have to lol @ wht holandis said

i have to tell na wa to chill

iice u're right there . . . err. . moodylady, i like ya posts, but gat sight probs, can u pls increase the font a bit . . . thx.

bebe2007, i agree wt ya too

i have to respond to holandis. . . gud muning sweet

havanah missed uuuuuuuu

ibkaye, thank God u're happy. . . can u pls share da gud nius?

ronnie baby sis, i ope u slept well

na wa stop plsssssssss

errr naijagurly, not u alone o, it get me off my chair anytime i read it. . . . even if it's the 1000th time of reading

carlosein

minute, funny uh?

ituen, get the audio sharp sharp o, i wan hear

na wa

ehhhhh look at all this kids o i win na!

hurayyyyyyyyyyy I WIN!!

i have to why are u people doing this to ma thread now na wa, pls stop will u? i beg of u, plssssssss no more fighting in here

where are these sweet relations;

somze
ronnie
diva
havanah

pls come n say something oooooooooooooo

wdyh?

and then

i too know that i can give ya food

i have just arrived. . . . hello! hello!! anybody in here

wdyh?

hehehehe, he's in love , sweet

i have to tell diva, dream abt me oooooo

i have to tell others not to pls turn this thread into a fight, the author herself is too feeble for exchange of heart piercing words, pls let's continue as fun as it has been earlier n friendly too

peace.

i have to ask na wa why that statement

wdyh?

yeah, too long but funny

i aint dumb and stupid either . . .all the same, very sorry m'am never again will i cross ur path, AM SORRY.

aww pls, that hurts!! i was only trying to play along. . . just kidding/joking.
sorry to have stepped on ya toes, never insulted anybody ever on this forum, and u can't b the first.
sorry about that pls, next time, i will mind my own business. SORRY.

@topic, i have to mind my business n play along where am welcome.

wdyh?

i have to say  . . . errm, thx , Islander, sorry o!

wdyh?

oh Joey, kinda fact there . . . na me, all joey said, plus sense of humour. . . ahhh brains!!

errr, i look lyk myself

Conversation between Condoleezza Rice and George Bush,

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.

Get me the Secretary General of the You.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.And then get me the You.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the You.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the You.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the You.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?


courtesy. . . sam milla