₦airaland Forum

shallysgirl:
Whatever, bleached up Headslamming oduduwa pig.

E pain am. I'm Ijaw.

I no longer believe Nnamdi Kanu is in hiding. He has either been killed or being held against his will by the Nigerian government.
Logic: Nnamdi Kanu has a compulsive disorder of being incapable of keeping quiet. As a noisome braggart, if Nnamdi Kanu was free or on the run, he would have by now churned out a few video/audio rants like he's used to.

TruePass:
I don't fucking care not my priority.


I am bigger than u with your English.

I can feed u for a whole year, mind u am a young lad

Please send me your account number. Don't forget to include your father's account number too. Lemme dash you guys small thing, make hunger nor kill una.

TOP 7 ON THE SUSPECTED DEFINITIVE LOOTERS' LIST:
1. Mohammadu Buhari (APC)
2. Bukola Saraki (APC)
3. Rotimi Amaechi (APC)
4. Bola Ahmed Tinubu (APC)
5. Abdul'aziz Abubakar Yari (APC)
6. Rochas Okorocha (APC)
7. Yahaya Bello (APC)

TruePass:
It must be difficult been your parents.

The word is actually "being", not "been".
By the way, you're a lizard.

A very caring woman. She's wife material.

shallysgirl:
See painment.
Must you show envy? You can as well organize your own itbleached up yoruba land froggy oily soup pageant. SMH. Green envious being.

You're just another disgruntled, yam-legged, bearded Igbo girl. Please go away.

People who litter are animals. I hate people who spit or throw things out of vehicles.
These girls didn't get enough punishment. In the 90s, as a student of Command Secondary School, Ipaja, it wasn't uncommon for us to use bare hands to pack someone else's fresh excrement. This was actually considered "mild punishment".

Second sentence reads "fast forward to the 10 years ago".
How the Bleep do you fast forward to the past? What happened to rewind?

Vizboy1:
When sex scenes come up on TV and the whole family is watching, African fathers will start asking crazy questions."Paul, did you iron the car?"And Paul will answer as he is glued to the TV too: "No dad, I was busy watering the radio."

Besides being way off point viz the topic, do you realize how old, boring and cliched this "joke" is?

RIP, sir; but OP, why use a photo where we can, quite bizarrely, make out the shape of his grotesque balls from his blue shorts? Respect the dead, man...

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There was no sighting of the actual posts, no retweets, nothing; just this seeming "screenshot" which was apparently doctored by the extremely idiotic Omojuwa himself.

You see, people like Omojuwa always seek ways to remain relevant, and this is a very uncreative antic.

By the way, Rochas remains a roach.

I'm quite worried that Nnamdi Kanu may have been killed, or is being detained by the Nigerian government.

REASON: It's quite uncharacteristic of Nnamdi Kanu to be quiet. For the noisy braggart that he is, it's surprising that he hasn't been heard of in the media, via a video rant recording, Radio Biafra rant, or otherwise. Nnamdi Kanu is incapable of being quiet; so the only apt reason for the silence is more probably that he's now a cadaver, or he's being held against his will by the Nigerian government.

Baba say "it's evil to live backwards"; meanwhile his career hasn't only decelerated, it has reversed so backwards, he's now 10 times less-talented than Vico.

RIP, sir.

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"Must be done with NYSC"
"Salary N25,000"
You're evil.

This news is veritable verification that Buhari and his band of extremely clueless, classless, thieving APC wanktards are a deluded mad men.
Come 2019, Buhari and his APC, shall fail in flying colors.

Nnamdi, messiah of the Eastern Jews, please come out of hiding. Come and bring down the zoo, as promised!

If you're attending Felabration, expect to get robbed. It's in the constitution.

Who's this for goodness sake? She looks an hermaphrodite farmer.

A big shout out to Maikantu Baru and the Aso Rock cabal! You guys are the real village people yo!

Here lies the problem.
The average Igbo man believes that the Hausa or Igbo man is his biggest threat. Meanwhile their own leaders like this sub-idiot called Rochas, who should be DIRECTLY accountable to them, get less blame than the Fulani, Hausa, Yoruba or any man who's not Igbo.
It's same thing in my state, Bayelsa. We the Ijaws blame, blame and blame the Center for being the cause of the problems ravaging our lands, meanwhile we overlook career thieves like Alamiesiegha, Sylva, Dickson, Ibori, Amaechi, Igbinedion et al, who are DIRECTLY responsible for the poor standard of lives our people have!
Look inwards. Your governors are worse than Buhari!

Kobicove:
Olodo OP, the pic you posted is that of a car with a customized plate number and not a customized car.

Please be more factual when reporting an incident

Don't mind the illiterates.

MRAKBEE:
R n B..
Not the popular music genre though.

Eya, your village people have done you.

World Food Day is not acknowledged in Nigeria.
There's terrible hunger in the land; thanks to Buhari and his thieving APC gangstas.

I can see some senile jewish developers already claiming this man as one theirs.
FYI, he was from Etsako in present day Edo State.

As always, another church and pastor without decorum. You simply can't meander the web looking for random photos, and without permission from its owner, use it to illustrate your flawed messages.

By the way, nice to see that the late NwaAmaikpe is back on Nairaland after his attempt at Twitter fame grew zero traction.

Say no to drugs, dem no go hear.

Tamass:
Gosh! I wonder how people masturbate sef...

You're gay, bro

She's quite brilliant. Definitely more brilliant than your boss.