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The UAE is an Emirate, not a democracy. It is a monarchical federation that's primarily Islamic. It's also one of the world's least corrupt, and most innovative countries. These say a lot. It says that democracy isn't necessarily the the best system of governance. It says that monarchies, and countries with a theocratic coloration (especially Islamic), can be great and exemplary.

It doesn't matter whether your government is a theocracy, a monarchy, a socialist, a communist; what matters is the good man. The Good Man is the best system of governance.

God bless the UAE, and her people.

Express1086:
Ur stupidity no be here

But your papa stupidity na here.

Why can't our pastors heal this boy? Why can't popular figures like Cobhams Asuquo be healed by our miracle-working pastors?

..."Mr2kay" as reacts to the recent comment...

Between OP's English and Mr 2Kay, I don't even know who's more useless.

pmc01:
E pain am

I'm actually Muslim. So you see how stupid you are?
Of what use is a recitation/cramming to the world, and to even Islam itself?

Of course, Nigeria will come first in all religious activity and its associated extremities.

Well, every band of thieves always has a gang leader. Buhari leads this one.

IamHopeful:
What's cute about this picture . He would have looked cuter without his bushy beards. I just don't like beards, especially bushy ones.


#TeamNoBushyBeards#

Show us your pubic region. Let us judge.

cute
kjuːt/ adjective
1. attractive in a pretty or endearing way.

It's offensive to refer to a full-grown, bearded man as "cute". Appropriate contextual usage of "cute" would be for babies, teddy bears, puppies etc.

Davido's handwork.

Youngetskilz23:
60

Go school, go school; una no go ever gree,

1. "Anointing" Oil (usually the Goya brand, owned by the hispanic-american Unanue family who aren't even religious)
2. Holy Water (e.g. TB Joshua's "anointed" water)
3. The ridiculous ultra-green, recharge-card seller rag worn by those frenzied, demented members of The Lord's Chosen.
4. Anything a "prophet" asked you to buy in the performance of "deliverance".

Now listen. If you have ever used your money to pay for any of the above mentioned, then you are as stupid as the gullible ignoramuses buying this bottle of zobo for two thousand naira.

Looking at it, even from these photos, is scary AF.

HR Manager: So tell us what you did in your last role?
ME: I worked as a monocotyledon cremator Ma.
HR Manager: I have never heard of that before, can you explain further please.
ME: I roast maize Ma.
HR Manager: Get out of my office.

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I'm definitely not heartless for feeling zero pity for this one.
Plus, what studio was she coming from? Better be a photo studio and not a music studio, cos I def can't afford another Efe-type cacophonic mouth-fart disturbing my ears.

As much illiteracy is a one reason for the needless apprehension, we must also agree that there's also a general, justified distrust of the Nigerian government and its military by the Igbos. Nothing, but inclusiveness, can shatter this distrust.

wonder233:
yes you MUST know. Its the world cup we are talking about here!

You think E V E R Y B O D Y wants to watch football?

What I must know? Coman force us na.

Many Nigerian men are satisfied once they can access Xvideos, Bangbros and Bobrisky's snapchat.

Well, "US Group" could mean anything. Afterall, Ndigbo USA is a US Group.

This Baru nor fine sha!

Hopefully, he isn't molesting the innocent goat.

But honestly, Ijebu Ode is too far to commute just because of small jazz.

God be with you, bro.
And to anyone reading this, may your kids grandkids bury you. Amen.

The economy is in shambles. Only the banks and polithiefians are living large.

Deo1986:
i can easily diagnose your case: 'acute alzeimer disease due to relentless intake of cocaine overdosely and WILL lead to your ultimate demise if not curbed.'

You just mistakenly read your mother's medical report to me.

Well, to be honest, and without any presuppositions or intent to offend anyone who opposes my viewpoint; I’ll like us to take a more critical look at the situation. You see, if you consider the situation and circumstances I really think that… I actually forgot what I was going to say…

He really does deserve it.
I mean, in Satan's kingdom, the most wicked demon should, ideally, win the demon of the year award. There's nothing good about the Nigerian Senate, so the more useless a senator is, the more points he scores in the rating of senatorial foolishness.
Congrats, Dino.

and because he himself is dark skinned, then his late mother must have been dark-skinned;
and because dark-skinned women are no good for marriage, then his mother never married;
and because his mother was permanently single, then he was born out of wedlock;
and because his father didn't marry his mother, then he was born a bastard;
and because his mom was only good enough to be a house-girl, then he's a bastard born by a house-girl.

Quite a biography.

Public proselytizing, irrespective of religion, is offensive and constitutes a nuisance.

Orji Uzor Kalu, charismatic as he may be, is not a result-oriented leader. He was known more for for the theatrics of politics, influence and power, than for results and good governance. I'm ready to vote for an Igbo leader, but it's hard to identify an Igbo man who stands out in leadership and performance. Let the Igbo begin to roll out credible candidates.