₦airaland Forum

OP, have you taken your medicine this morning? How is that fine oyibo girl in the last picture a Tiv bride?

But their god and messiah, Nnamdi Kanu, ran away na. Why should his followers stay??

Toni Payne, whose divorce was caused by her issuing Ruggedman's phallus a vicious dose of MouthAction, is also talking!

I don't understand? How can mad men heal their fellow mad man?

In fact, the "healed" mad man suffers a lesser degree of madness than his "healers"; at least he doesn't roll in the gutter, dance in potholes, and "worship" in refuse dumps, whilst wearing a Glo recharge card vendor vest.

People who write in all upper case letters have no sense of style.

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Happy birthday, prophetess.

I wonder if she had a prophecy that she'd give birth to an uncouth braggart.

He looks like the typical Nairalander.

Just 48 hours ago, and according to Ministry of Information of Culture, the pathologically lying Lai said Boko Haram no longer has any powers.
Idiots!

The Kogi governor, Yahaya Bello, is an extremely useless person. I hate him with all the passion I can possibly muster. Dumb fuckface!

Quite impressive to know that Buhari, Maina, Tinubu, Rochas, Amaechi and other APC rogues would be able to vote in 2023.

Later, when Nigerian Army come to chook dem injection, dem go dey run helter skelter.

...and the church official Facebook page tags it "'Breaking News".

If you give the average Muslim the following options to live in:

A. USA or B. Saudi
A. Canada or B. Iran
A. UAE or B. Afghanistan

The greater number would choose the A options. Why? A grave, shameless hypocrisy. They profess the extremist lie, but want to live lives of freedom. Pakistan has the highest rate of Internet pornog.raphic indulgence in the world; there's a substance abuse and homosexuality epidemic in Northern Nigeria; there is a religion-induced paedophilia problem in the Middle East and Northern Africa.

More Muslims are migrating to the West and the free world, because they want to be free.

So, why not just practice a more moderate religion void of violence, killing, extreme Sharia, terrorism, paedophilia and discrimination against women and minorities, so that you can nations can be like those you want to run to.

May Allah bless this Saudi Prince.
May Allah bless the UAE monarchy.

GAZZUZZ:
one of the cheapest honda engines in the market, and you want to mess the whole car up.

You are a demeanor

He say the guy na demeanor. Lmaoo!!

We've all, somehow, suspected Gala's red-fill; but like Coke, we all love Gala and don't want anyone telling us we could die from its consumption.

In other news, Dr. Ify Aniebo is hot! Who knows her hospital? I need to fall sick tonight...

Such fools! When I was in Command Secondary School, Ipaja, the dorm windows were never really closed at night, except during the rains; so it was quite normal to see bats fly through the dorm, and sometimes they even fly into people who were sleeping on the upper bunks.
These animals are simply nocturnal animals, and it's ONLY through false religiosity that people have come to think they're evil.

motun2017:
nawa o.the girl is too fine abeg

If THAT girl is too fine, then you must be extremely ugly...

princepeter566:
do u know barrack Obama was born on his birth day ?

I strongly believe you're mad.

This na better yab na.

Actually, Edo girls...

Sirpaul:
Nigerians are too religious!
I asked a lady in elevator "Are u going down?
She said "God forbid! I'm going up in Jesus name.

Dude, this lame joke is older than the world itself.
Plus, I don't think you've been in an elevator before.

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It's quite amusing how the hypocritical and "religious" Northern Nigeria has the country's highest substance abuse rate; so I'm amazed at how they constantly claim moral superiority over the rest of the unpretentious and secular South of this beautiful country.

Lekan111:
you mean my mistake? thanks noted such will be avoided next time

Even this retort is full of 'mistakes'. Learn to begin a sentence with a Sentence (upper) Case. Learn to use punctuations too.
Your comment is correctly edited thus:
"You mean my mistake? Thanks, it's noted; such will be avoided next time".

The stupid vulture must have missed its way. Our Edo brethren should, please, send another one, and arm it with GPS - this time it wouldn't miss its way to Aso Rock.

I need to enrol my kids in this school, and compel them to fail in flying colors. If there's a Third Class Lower, they should aim for it.

This administration has assumed the epochal position of the worst government in the history of this nation. E V E R Y D A Y, there's horrid news of stealing, lies, nepotism, ethnic discrimination, intimidation, killings, and unbarred corruption.

One of my life's greatest mistake is voting for the mistake called Buhari.

Lekan111:
whoa if you don't know am correct then you be living in Abuja or Lagos

Re-read, to yourself, what you just wrote, and, sincerely, rate yourself.
It's very clear why you think education is cheap.

You're trying too hard to make FP, by asslicking Mods and Seun.

Lekan111:
#20,000?, public schools is not up to that even most private schools

You must live in the very hinterlands, the deepest recess of Oshogbo.

THIS IS NO NEWS.
Buhari can only give what he has, and his government can only be a reflection of him.

Old, worn out, shabby, threadbare, torn, frayed, patched, tattered, moth-eaten, ragged, yellowed, antediluvian, hackneyed, hack, banal, trite, overused, cut and dried, tired, worn out, time-worn, stale, stereotyped, clichéd, unoriginal, unimaginative, pedestrian, run-of-the-mill.