₦airaland Forum

Queenlovely:
In 2005 I Got my Black belt in karate. I registered with the police in almost every country.
A man attacked me in an alley way in Brazil. I gave him the spanking of his life.
For those who know Brazil very well, you know that blue train at Cococavado. I pushed an armed robber in front of it

No armed robber will harm any one of us in Jesus name

What, in the oval earth, does this have to do with the post?

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If any Kogi governor deserves detention and serious slaps, it should be Bello, the current loon; but they'll never, because APC...

CMS Bridge? Where's the dignity in that?
Rich people attempt suicide on that Lekki-Ikoyi Bridge.
People should learn to die with a bit of value-added swag.

They're fighting for a basic right: the right to be illiterate.

coolestchris:
i should mail you because of what

Because you're wack.

coolestchris:
Lagos state is working
coolest Chris for house of representative
Ambode for president

Bro, your designs are extremely wack. Your "skill" isn't marketable. Mail me if you need artistic mentorship.

Kamelot77:
only Ricky nd Tiwa savage are d good artist in mavins, d rest are trash

Clearly, you haven't heard of Johnny Drille of Mavins, who's arguably Nigeria's best singer right now.

Squatting in a hotel hallway, just so you can take a photo?
What if some other guest comes out the door beside you?
Have you no shame?

Benjom:
He certainly belongs in the zoo... Hopeless idi-ot

Zoo? But he's an IPOB, jewish yoot na..

Nigeria, as a whole, is a primordial artifact.

13ShadesOfMay:
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I use God take beg you, if you no want make Lalasticlala ban you, comot this snake from this your list.

Please let them add Kogi State, Nigeria Police Force and Aso Rock Clinic to their cart!

Buhari, if you think you'd get re-elected in 2019, then you've got major jokes.

Elrufai the dwarf-sized vulgarian; mans so short, he'll need a ladder to reach manhood.

abduljabbar4:
You are brain dead. So what do you have to say about the bloody christian crusades? didnt they do that in the name of their lords? Thank God you even acknowledged that there are Christian terrorist groups. That means you have absolutely no moral right to accuse Islam. Dakiki dabba

seun
OAM4J
Lalasticlala
Maclatunji

Olamide na Teebillz wife papa name!

Nothing about this room is remotely Igbo. All I see is an attempt on medieval and a renaissance era embellishments. Not impressed.

This man is so short, he can back-flip under his bed.

Nigga fresh AF!

sdx

Ridwanna:
What is dis one saying now. It is vivid that u know nothing bout Islam.
And if u're a Muslim, u need to be reset by whipping.

I should be whipped if I'm a Muslim? Proves my point of the organically embedded violence that Islam encourages and prescribes. Quite sad.

DNA123:
AND WHERE DO WE BORROW SENSE FOR YOU?

I would have said from your father, but I'm not so sure you even know who he is.

GreenMavro:
Itz only Nigeria that somebody will take their bath and wear a nice outfit then dad and mum will be like '' osasu where are you going to ''some body cannot wear fine cloth#

Is this intended to be a joke?

Can't remember the last time this human starred in a movie. She's only relevant for her Instagram shenanigans.

Borrow money from World Bank.
Borrow money from China.
Borrow plane from Pakistan.
Borrow president from Sudan.

Ugly in throwback. Still ugly in present day.