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The tin-skin Presidency. They want to suppress her and the voices of Nigerians. God will deliver Nigerians from the claws of Jonathan and members of his coven.

#BringBackOurGirls!

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The tin-skin Presidency. They want to suppress her and the voices of Nigerians. God will deliver Nigerians from the claws of Jonathan and members of his coven.

#BringBackOurGirls!

For adding more disgrace to the image of Nigerians and her President, LEVICK must refund our President every single kobo they have extorted from Jonathan.

donphilopus: Ain't you seen your life?! So you know bowing to an elderly person is a sign of respect, not superiority, yet, you opened that your pit and called Tinubu a slave when he bowed down to Our President-in-waiting, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari!

Bull-eye. Right on spot.

bloodyassassin: you're still a kid.

bowing to an elderly person is a sign of respect not superiority get that into your dumb skull MY SON

I posted a picture of people interacting joyful, you are here blooding your assassin. Hope all is well with you?

coldsummer: Lol. Na one person get all these handle?

^^^Join the trend. It is fun.

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GEJ: Hello
Putin: I was informed you need some loan?
GEJ: Yes sir.
Putin: How about we Triple the amount. Interest Free. 100 yrs repayment. And additional loan in like sum February next year?
GEJ: That sounds like a good idea. But, ehhh, what do you want in return?
Putin: Not much just a little arrangement.
GEJ: Sir, what exactly.
Putin: 10 hectares for our military base. An offshore Naval base with a intercontinental ballistic Systems. Ajaokuta Steel. A new trade treaty to allow us export our produce to Nigeria, custom duty free. And...
GEJ: Yeahhh! Did you just say "And" on top of that?
Putin: Yes I about numerating few other items...
GEJ: Sir I have an urgent issue I have to attend to now. I will get back to you on this.

(Drops the phone)

GEJ: Do you know I was just speaking with President Putin?
Okupe: Really.
GEJ: He too want to give us loan. But wants to colonize Nigeria for just $3b. Is he aware of the volume of money squander daily.
Okupe: What will you do.
GEJ: I will consider it. That money can settle one or two political zone against 2015. The Chinese, USA, France and others are also interested in giving us loan.
Abati: Your Excellence, this is getting better by the day.
GEJ: Yes, it is. We will discuss this with Ngozi when am back.

krall: no. But I need it to maintain my looks.
If I hate APC, it does not mean I like PDP

How can two people be in a race, you put obstacles on Mr. A and claim you have no interest in Mr. B winning?

Me am still waiting for:
- Flexible and virtual touch screens.
- Teleportation
- Space Tourism
- Etc.

Obama: When do you want the loan?
GEJ: Yesterday.
Obama: It will take a month.
GEJ: Thank you sir. We will be expecting your call. Bye.

(Later in the day)

GEJ: Since the Americans are delaying on this, send the request to National Assembly.
Okupe: That will be nice.
GEJ: Once the money is ready we can use it. They will not say a request was not made.
Abati: That will be smart.
GEJ: Do it fast. Am already offering Oil blocks to the Russians, Britain, France and the Chinese on 4 additional loans.

calobinna: what u said would be looked into by fifa(supreme Court), the game is still on and it is not going to end now.

Observing. Seeing is believing.

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Hangard: Hypocrisy can you tell me you didn't see what Tunde Salami wrote there. You didn't see what he called somebody that is old enough to be his father.

I did not see any Tunde Salami.

(Generally I do not react kindly to anyone using abusive word. My apologies if I was hard.)

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Everyone and everything in Nigeria hates PDP.

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Hangard: Idiot Na your papa the goat that give birth to the midget EggStealer be bastard.

^^^You display symptoms of madness. Sorry oooh. Hope you are taking medication? It seems you had a very difficult childhood. Sorry my brother.

FOLYKAZE: Egift

if this thread does not make it to front page, lets take the publication to twitter. We can post it on the official president and his aids page.

Lets create hashtag. . . . . .


Enough of this daylight robbery by the foreigners

Totally agree. Do make suggestsions on hashtags. I will also make a list for considerations. Something like:

#LevickRefundJonah
#LevickRefundGEJ
#JonathanDeserveRefund

I will think of more. This extortion in the name of laundering his image must stop. How will they hand him a Story Book to pose with?

Sealeddeal: Parasite!
So,there is no way you intend to survive? For how long will Biafra provide for the survival of ingrates in Nigeria?

Stop wandering about the forest. If you want to engage my in a useful discussions, answer the question and ask yours. That Propaganda talking-points they handed to you does not hold water here. It is meant for folks in comma.

Let me address your two lines of text:

Parasite
This is one of those points when you are very depressed. I will let it pass. (Don't abuse again, it is very childish). BTW, you do not feed me in any imaginable way.

So,there is no way you intend to survive? For how long will Biafra provide for the survival of ingrates in Nigeria?
I did ask you if you plan to include the SS in Biafra? The SS has the Ocean, Ports, Oil, Refineries, Gateway, Power in Nigeria - what will SE offer Niger Delta that they cannot get in Nigeria? Our people will give SS the Presidency, Oil Ministry, Economy, Defense and it will still not be enough

As you see Aligbo will just start playing second fiddle to the Ijaws. Even Dokubo have a better chance to be President of Biafra before many prominent leaders in Aligbo

We are better off playing in the bigger field than enslaving ourselves in the pool.

calobinna: coven?....the post was reality turned football game!....dats all...or have u seen a commentator support a team during a game!

- Someone used derogatory terms to insult the other team and you declared your agreement.
- For the part of APC, you counted 5 Governors + Senatorial seats + HoR seats + LGA Chairmen + Council positions APC got as One Point. And on the other hand you counted a Governorship PDP got in Ekiti as One Point. So what else is Partiality?
- Not even a word on APC sweeping all the Council elections in Kano. Remember that Jonathan campaigned there in person, yet PDP did not with even a single Polling Boot, Ward or Council

The Referee must correct the scoreline or as I will maintain my declination and reservation on the Neutrality of the REF

Sealeddeal: do not mind that guy,he is struggling to turn this thread to biafra issue.

How Will New Nigeria Survive If Biafra Eventually Secceed?
Before asking how Nigeria will survive, you should first take care of the important issues:
- How can Biafra Secceed? For what purpose?
- At what cost? (lives, years, etc).
- Who will make up Biafra? The SS has the capacity to stand on their own, so why will they join biafra?
- Who will lead? Where will the capital be?
- Will people have the choice to choose what they want? Or you plan to force it down their throat?
- What is your plans for Igbos living in other parts of Nigeria?
- The deaths that will result because on the quest you are promoting, will you also lay down your life? Or you will hide somewhere for the rest of us to fight the battle? When there is need to die, will you volunteer your life?
- Where were you when the last war was fought or you are just an over-zealous kid?

So if you want people to join your delusions, the best you can do answer the questions and prove to us that your quest is worth Declaring war on a relatively peaceful Nigeria.

But as long as you are insulting everyone and hate answering important questions - even having the audacity to question my Heritage, I will ask you to wake from your nightmares. It is One Nigeria or Nothing (except you have answers to those questions).

To Secceed is very easy, jump into the Atlantic Ocean and start swimming

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Read Children's story book everyday and Get Focused to catch Boko Haram like Jonathan

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When I first heard of this, I could not believe it too. For giving Mr. President a Primary School Story Book to pose with, We demand a full refund.

bloodyassassin: you sabi book ooooo

It is the humdrum and extensive imperious use of our Lingual Franca.

@Topic:
LEVICK must refund in full the money they have extorted from our beloved President.

tit: egift when will you have sense?
do you want us to drill a hole in your skull and pour some gray stuff in there?

A very simple discussion you are panicking across the forest and beating around the bush. What is your problem?

As Nigerians, we say NO to LEVICK and the elaborate poor services they are running on our President, while extorting N1.5 Million naira monthly just because the man has a very bad image due to years of misrule.

tit: egift is the foolishest op ever!

When people insult you pity them because their mental condition is beyond repairs

As Nigerians we will no longer accept LEVICK further exploitation of Mr. President. We know Jonathan has an image problem, but to scam him on top of it - mba. No. That can not continue.

LEVICK Stop Drilling Hole on Jonathan's Wallet.

delishpot: He did not sing obituary songs. He only sang about heaven and how sweet it will be when he will finally meet his God. Its us that use it to console ourselves that our dear departed ones are happy with God and jim reeves' song helps people cope.

Gbam. Right on point. I love his song too. It help remind you that one day we will meet our maker and the corruption of this world will have no place over there.

God bless his soul.

NwaNimo1: Looks like he's fallen asleep -

Anyway, he should be reading 'Things Fall Apart - 2015'

They quick took the picture before he dosed off

overhypedsteve: [s]thats outrageous my man, do you expect the executive president of a country to be an all round jack of all trade, abi you think say im nor get cabinet ministers that are in charge of this various portfolios?, why didnt you add "programming for dummies" to the list so that he can guarantee us a secured cyberspace, detractors be criticising foolishly, even posting international relations, do you even know that the book he is presently holding is a textbook for international studies students in most universities, why una dey always yarn opata like this enh! If that book is not on international relation i wonder which one would, abi you think say history of intergroup relation between pre colonial groups nor be part of international relation?[/s]

I don't run a mental hospital or a Motor Park. Try another corner. Next time just drop your comment do ever edit my comment.

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What type of "International Company" will degrade the President of Nigeria in this manner.
- He is looking sorrowful
- Reading Primary school African Story book.
- Dressing on full attire (even with the fedora hat) and they had the audacity to tag it resting at home late in the evening.
- How can you be reading a book in darkness. If not for the flash from the camera, look at how dark the shadow behind him and that of the book to understand how dark the room was. Are they trying to blind him?
- He look disorganized for someone who is reading. Where is the table, light, etc.

LEVICK must refund our President every single kobo before they destroy him.

Hangard: E-gift What that hell that you have been smoking lately. Have you asked the other PR firm to return all the Kobo the collected from APC.

How can you be supporting them to be scamming our beloved President.

Yes, Mr President over the years of misrule of this great nation has a very chronic image problem (nobody understands him, his policies are very expensive with little results to show for it, he surround himself with some of Nigeria's finest political criminals, etc). But the fact is LEVICK is milking every udara left in the wallet of our president. There are ever producing worst results. Nigerians cannot allow that to continue.

LEVICK must return every kobo they have extorted from President Jonathan. The scam must stop.

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Thank God the new mace is now metal. Bibi hope you bought helmet?

Gov. Amaechi all the way!

This is an important petition. We request on every Nigerian to call on LEVICK, a Washington-based public relations firm, to with a matter of urgency refund every kobo that they have collected from President Jonathan for embarrassing our President and exposing Nigerians to ridicules on a global Scale.

- They must refund the N192,000,000 ($1.2m) they where paid as a sign-on fee.
- Levick must return the N1,500,000 ($25,000) they have been collecting as Monthly fee.
- Nigerians refuse to accept that a poor quality picture of the president on full regalia at home reading "Jumobi Goes To School" - it is not just bad but portrays Mr President as a clown.
- Before they came on board, Mr President has been hiding and pretending not to notice what is going on in the country and also running from Pillar to Post, but since the arrival of Levick, our President has added fire brigade approach without attention to details to the mix.
- Levick now cause our President to panic unnecessarily. How can he attending a meeting for Chibok Parents without even knowing if anyone was invited or coming? This is unacceptable.
- That we Nigerians refuse to standby and watch LEVICK extort, exploit and scam our President just because he has an image problem that has been accumulated in years of misrule and lack of leadership skills.

Drop your comments to support this petition to Free President Jonathan's Wallet from the Claws of Levick