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chiomanwigwe33:
Hmm. Sales closes today by midnight... If you still interested hurry...

You never ready sell.
Person ask you the price, you dey yarn okpata. Na so e hard to talk asking price?
Gettat abeg.

Price please, and how many times has it been vaccinated?
Your contact too.

Ok

Baba said he would double the #16k he made from the advert and give it to the victims of electoral violence in Lagos.

#32k o?


This baba stingy die.
Imagine wanting to donate 32k to clear over 100 people's hospital bills.

I think he did this on purpose to shade the victims.

Sometimes all you need to do is ensure you avoid paying the agreement and commission especially if you aren't in a hurry.
I got an apartment recently and one agent was going to charge me close to 350k extra for just a room and parlor self contain. I was lucky I already had eyes on someone's apartment for a few months. He just renewed the rent on my behalf and that was it. I could have spent close to 900k if not for this guy. Then again, location matters.

Workch:
I want to reside in Lagos and evade tax in Lagos state

I'm not talking about you. We know selling gala and drinks under bridge doesn't add a penny to Lagos revenue.

I'm talking about the real ones who will beg and do anything to stay in Lagos.
You have nothing to lose na.

Workch:


Yes o

Well charity begins at home.
You should take the tax to Ablia.

Workch:
I will start making plans to evade, as much as I can, any Lagos state tax because if I cannot vote in Lagos then I can evade Lagos state tax as well.

There are different types of taxation in Lagos state:

The taxes and other levies payable to LIRS include PAYE tax, withholding tax, business premises levy, development levy.

1. You can evade PAYE tax if you pay into your employee's personal accounts. Don't open any salary account for them.

2. You can evade withholding taxes while doing business with government organizations by inflating the prices of your product or services. You can collude with corrupt Lagos state officials to do that.

3.There's also the monthly and annual tax return: make sure to recieve as much payment into your personal account to evade this. You can only pay tax for monies received in your business account.

You cannot evade development levy and business premises levy, they are usually not very much anyways.

Shinedus don dey pay tax untop gala and bra?

Eyah, agnostic atheist wannabe.

You wish.

tunwumi:
Have you seen Kaduna

PDP in early lead.

Congratulations to him.
He was very calculative with his decision.

Bayo will never lie.

Apapa.


APC 21,007

LP 4,157

PDP 2,487


Lagos Island.

APC 37,760

LP 1,317

PDP 1,783

Amuwo Odofin.

APC 14,576

LP 34,860

PDP 1809

Samirana360:
Thuggery and intimidation won in Lagos

What's your excuse for losing woefully in Ablia, Anambla, Enugi and your remaining worthless and eroded regions?

Ikeja.

APC 32,273

LP 15,174

PDP 1616


Ajeromi-Ifelodun.

APC 39,798

LP 19,821

PDP 2,607


Agege.

APC 35,845


LP 8,486

PDP 3,176

Surulere.

APC 42,451


LP 28,069


PDP 2,200


Mushin.

APC 52,249


LP 11,759

PDP 4006

Ifako Ijaiye.


APC 38682


LP 13,020

PDP 2,262

Ibeju Lekki.

APC 19,369

LP 3785

PDP 3,189

Goke7:
Alimosho votes are more than this, it's over 80,000

Mistake was from me. It's true.

IKORODU.

APC 64,697

LP 13207

PDP 3,797



Lagos Mainland.


APC 26021

LP 9,999

PDP 2,362

Badagry.

APC 41482

LP 4,863

PDP 5472

Ojo.
APC 30797

LP 19027

PDP 3889

Kosofe.

APC 49,344

LP 26,123

PDP 3537

Iamgrey5:
Cc Eriokanmi

Are you still in charge of Alimosho?

The real owners of Lagos, the Shinedus are still expecting votes from Anambla, Aboniki, Abakaliki, Onewi to overtake Sanwo-Olu.
Let's wait and see.

Oshodi.

APC 36792


LP 24948

PDP 2,515

SURULERE.

APC 42,451

LP28,069

PDP 2,200

IKEJA.
APC 32,273

LP 15,174

PDP 1616


IKORODU. –
APC-64,697
PDP- 3797
LP- 13207

MUSHIN.
APC 52,249

LP 11,759

PDP 4006

AJEROMI/IFELODUN.

APC 39,798


LP 19,821

PDP 2,607


ALIMOSHO -APC 83,631



LP 37136


PDP 7872


SOMOLU.

APC 36, 783

LP 15,096

PDP 3,130

Nlpmod.

OlawaleBammie:
the problem is that no policy can achieve that again, otibo.

The only thing that can happen now is to strategically device a means tru state laws which will limit their influence in Lagos politics and also checkmate how outsiders enter Lagos.

One of the reason I wanted tinubu to win is that he has already seen the handwriting on the wall that is why he said he want to give states the power to govern and enforce law themselves without the interference of the FG. This will allow each state to control themselves and make the laws that benefit them. If not these people would still want to hijack Lagos. Their eyes is on Lagos bro

Hopefully things get reformed.
I believe this tho, they will all snap out of their obsession with Lagos soon and the impact they felt Obi has on the election. The ginger already died down. LP is even struggling to win their purported strongholds not to talk of other regions. Until this election, we all felt LP would win all 11 south-south/southeast states but now reality is setting in. They will all return to selling their galas and bottled water under bridges till we show them the way out of Lagos or to the lagoon.

OlawaleBammie:
I swear na because of these his brothers make me no vote at all

I didn't want to vote for tinubu based on the Muslim Muslim ticket, but obi that was supposed to come for the rescue, his kinsmen are abusing my tribe day in day out..that is why I said I would rather not collect my pvc that to vote for a tribe that keep demeaning my tribe and still on top of that acuse me of tribalism..

Bros, you see that last line? Steadily insulting my tribe and still labelling me a tribalist? Na there I lose every likeness for the tribe.
Lagoon is where they all belong.
I hope Sanwo-Olu would be man enough to come up with policies that will chase them out of Lagos for real. They won't be missed. Never.
Useless parasites.

OlawaleBammie:

Lol, to think u voted for them three weeks ago is laughable

Bros, I really was convinced that Obi is a good man. I still believe so too. But you see these deranged brothers of his? Na thunder go fire most of them.