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seun, u don employ your super duper mod? Cos this fp be making sense these days.

Op, I sorry for you becos this is just the beginning, havent they started calling you with those short codes? Na now you go no wetin life be.

Lovechyld101:
Stubborn GOat*

What is the insult for? Dont I have a right to state my opinion? This is really distasteful.

wizboy or warever, she is too good for you, just manage rihanna or miley cyrus.

Why is this on fp? And why are infinix threads always full of complains while gionee threads are talking about upgrades and downloads?

ggrin:
GUESS WHAT
My former girl frnd cheated on me by pecking a guy she called her course-mate. So I quit the relationship and made new girl frnd whom i believed can never cheat on me.
Last week I decided to invite my new girl to
my place. Wen we wer together, her phone rang but she refuse to pick her call, and I ask her why she didn't pick, she said nothing,and for me to check who was calling her, I saw 'Sterling Bank
calling', and I asked her to pick, maybe d Bank wants to give us money, she refused!
After that, another call entered, 'GT Bank
calling', she ignores it, UBA Followed, and I picked it but the person didn't talk and I cut d call. A minute later, First Bank call entered, she
silenced it. Wen Zenith Bank called, she shouted at
Zenith Bank. After an hour, a call entered her Phone singing Lionel Richie song ('I call it Love'), just to check who called her, I saw 'C.B.N', and she
picked it and answered the Call well! Wen I asked her, she said it's her Uncle working wit CBN, just wished to use d office line. I said ok.
Few minutes later World Bank call and she was so Happy to pick d call! After she had finished receiving d call, I picked up my phone & flash her number, Guess what I saw...?

Alajo also known as daily contribution.
Or LAPO microfinance bank.
Dont worry, God would take you higher than world bank.

Op, have you seen everybody hates chris? There was an episode where chris' mum was looking at the mirror and scolding herself, I do that a lot, without the mirror though.

Amen to being his last, may your marriage be richly blessed. But two divorcees getting married again is different from a man who lives with two wives.

from tonto to tiwa to denrele, anyway, I leave your matter in the hands of the france and iraq students on nairaland.

Mimisboygreat:
Pls who is denrele? Is it a name of a country?

No, its a name of a person, animal, place or thing.

Eg, Look at that lovely denrele dog breed.
I went to Denrele yesterday, its such a nice place.
Who will play this denrele game with me?
Etc,etc.

PrinceMario:
What is nairaland,is it a football league in Nigeria? we've never heard of it here in iraq where i school.

make you fear God. Iraq ko, Iran ni. Better com back naija, before they bomb you for there.

In other news, how do I get admitted to this sch?

Op, can you wait for my unborn daughter?

Like I said once, a man who borrows for his wedding would soon start borrowing to feed his family. By the way op, I smell scam. I really need to open my 'in need' thread too, very soon, someone would be asking for op's bank details.

I wonder if she is still after the lover

doesnt this look more appealing to the eyes and mind than all those n.udity?

gbodimowo:
I want to buy your land

No problem, but you will have to wait till I collect C of O from s,e,u,n.

Wondering if its possible the hymen shifted instead of being broken.

Ta, if I wasnt raptured then it didnt happen. They better start sending messages to other planets for their kidnapped citizens to be released by the aliens who took them.

In order not to derail the SOS thread, please drop your prayers, words of encouragement, appreciations, etc here.

May the Lord turn this to a testimony we would all share at our different locations. May he restore total health and vitality to DJDOLA. May all this dreams and aspirations all come to life. My brother, you are healed in Jesus name. Amen.

A big thanks to all that have being involved thru their giving, prayers, time, resources, etc. May we all be blessed, amen.

Lastly, nothing is too small or big to give, one of the updates on the SOS thread stated that someone sent N500, let us all try to be a part of this financially. You are richly blessed, amen.

Wait oo, you mean you guys arent married and he is claiming ownership. Just tell him he isnt the father.

why everybody dey book space on top lala thread, abi na lala be the omonile of nairaland? How much per plot/space booked?

KHAYGOLD:
A good news. Just save as much as you can so that after your NYSC you will be able to create job for yourself... What an opportunity!!! Use it wisely.

For where? Someone would soon tell you he spends more to drink for just one weekend.

NYSC don turn chevron job. Hope the govt has made jobs available for them after service. Can someone pls open a thread telling us what 'to serve' originally meant.

op, just forgive her and ask her to be yr gf, then get a second car while she treks, thank me later.

tchigofigo:
u must av a very recent hurting xperience..n i'm sure u didn't get him red-handed..

Maybe she is the side chick

From sperm donor to baby donor, all donors have done their duties, let the people who received these donations and cared for them reap the fruits of their labour.

Hunter hunted

mobuch:
but if u done die, then safe journey

lmao, rotflmao, lol, lwkmd, iddwl, xyzzzl, lwprtyj

What the hell? Abroad kwa, mehn I gats to open my murano thread like seriously. And you have two people in schs some nlanders cant afford, kai, why not try scholarships on education section? Really, I am yet to believe this thread.

Fiance as in quarter to wife, and you want to drag her quarter to husband property with her! If you value that friendship, pls fall in line. May you be blessed with your own car, amen.