₦airaland Forum

No farm to cultivate

No fasting

No working or walking under the hot sun

No akpu

No sweaty days and nights

No dull looking native clothes to wear

No NEPA to disturb her enjoyment

No conterminated water

No mosquitoes

No backbiting and malice



THIS I HAVE SEEN

They know how to run the Nigerian system.

Indomie/ sharwama generation grand children hand work.

breakthrough22, how old are you? You better seek advice from men in their 40s and 50s. Most marriages go through this stage of 'i am the boss, so my word is law'. Na when you don see life you go no say life no be like that. I will advice you

1. Stop telling her to come back
2. Follow her to the new school and register your son and pay the bill
3. Look for some to counsel you on how to stop your entitlement mentality and actually see your wife as a wife and not a slave because you are feeding her
4. Help her look for work or start a business while in her father's house
5. Visit them regularly. Don't go and ask them to come back, just visit them to see how they are doing
6. Begin to gist and seek advice from that her father and brother, show them you are a father and husband and not a dictator.

If you do all these, they will be the ones asking when you are coming to pick your wife. If you like go marry another wife as she no dey. You go start from square one be that, there is no perfect person or perfect marriage. All of us just dey learn how to live with each other.

I keep saying this. Make sure your wife works. Money wey Dem give you and money wey you sweat for no be the same. By the time she works and her family starts billing her, she will have sense by force.

Between igbenidion, osunbor, obaseki and oshomole. Oshomole is 100 times better. Don't even compare oshomole to these other three.

Who do this stair railings? E need special flogging.

Be like Nigerians don dey Taya for abroad

Everything in life is an achievement. From taking your first steps to having younger siblings, to finishing school to your first pay to renting your own room/house to marriage to kids to old age to having grandkids to infinity. The fact that YOU don't want or have this achievement doesn't make it any less an achievement as it should be. If marriage no favour you, make you rest and allow those it does to enjoy it. Skip marriage and move on to your own next achievement.

Romanoff:
Even our IT guys are japa-ing.

Most of the banking issues being experienced now is due to the exodus of the bank's IT staff.

Is this bank IT really the cause of network problems? You are the third person I am hearing this from.

lalasticlala:
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I am in Edo state, what can I do to help, even 5k is something, I am tired of praying for people I need.

Please if you are a lady approaching 40, no marriage or children, and you desire to have kids, please take in for any reasonable man you are dating seriously or casually. You can take care of the child yourself if the man is not interested.

Next time, add pepper soup spice and come and testify

Low cut is in vogue now. Go to your men's barbing salon and have your hair cut regularly. Thank me later

PARADIZEPRIEST:
SEBI THEM DEY LAGOS DEY ABUSE TINUBU,AFTER BLOCKING DRAINAGES WITH HEEPS OF REFUSE AND TAKE-AWAY PACKS. MAD PPL FULL NIGERIAN

But there is no single dirt in this flood na. What if it is sand from untarred adjoining streets that blocked the drainages? What if the drainages are too small for the volume of rainfall? What if there is no outlet for drainages to flow to? Refuse dumping is just one part of flooding, there are so many issues.

Channah1:
Seems like these abokis want to make this my new found vegetable source too expensive to make.

Imagine telling me the yellow and red bell peppers are 400 naira per one. That's ridiculous!

This gravy sauce come resemble oha soup .
Na wa o .

Ask of avonaro pepper, I don't know the exact spelling. It is small like atarodo pepper. They sell 4 for N100 in Benin. Use just one. It's very hot and has a special aroma and taste. I use it for fried rice and coconut rice also.

immortalcrown can you please unquote me in the xoxo about my son in travel section? Thanks.

One of my dreams is to learn how to play the talking drum and play for my church.

The world is changing, what applied in our parents generation doesn't apply now. For a family of at least 3, going in the same direction, aka, school, work and business, owning a sound car is far cheaper than public transportation.

Secondly, our generation wants to live life and save for the future. Not just investing like our parents and waiting for retirement to enjoy life.

Thirdly, the cost of that car probably won't complete a house.

The only bad thing here is, he should have convinced the wife on the advantages of owning a car rather than just buying it

If it wasn't the police that locked that house, please break that padlock. What non sense

She was probably tweeting to take her mind off the pain and scene. I once posted on nairaland years back when I lost my husband, because I couldn't do anything around the house or go anywhere. I was just on my bed with my mind wondering, only for people to start monitoring my last time online and accusing me of being on the internet. Maybe they would have preferred if I spent days rolling on the floor and screaming.

Have you ever asked him what he wants to do? There is something he does or can do for hours without losing attention, what are they? Does he like to dismantle and assemble things? Is he interested in science? Does he like dogs or cats? If his pre school teacher confirmed he is intelligent, maybe not the book intelligence we all know about, maybe he wants to build planes and engines, or invent a cure for cancer, or be a chef?

You were flogged to follow the world order of studying and having good grades, the question you should ask yourself is, with your life experience, what courses or jobs do you wish you had pursued, instead of what you are doing now? Then try to introduce them to him at his level.

Na them. Florida man.

But you shouldn't have fried the head. Frying dries up the chicken brain fluid which makes the head sweeter. If you serve me this kind of head, I will not be happy with you.

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If not for corruption, every country in the world subsidizes some sectors of their economy. Even almighty US wey Nigerians dey see as heaven on earth subsidizes their farm produce.

That said, 2021 inflation will be child's play compared to 2022.

1) Alexreports, hope say no be price you dey price those two bags wey you hol so.

2) Why do we like to hold parties around a pool which no one will be swimming in?

He tried na. I was thinking of sending one naira to acknowledge him for all the times his 'the best' song with mayokun inspired me to not give up on my hustle. Infact, make I go play that song on repeat.

Please help me type out the account number here, I can't see it clearly.