soundOsonic:
I am like your gf, that fights kung fu. Exactly how you said it and the kung fu part that's what my room mate in school then use to tell me.
Simple way to solve it is just cuddle each other when you sleep. Hold her in a cuddling position to her it might look romantic but in actuality it is restraining technique.

You're really making sense... RESTRAIN TECHNIQUE"
Which technical turns/makes you a Restrain technician.

EmekaBlue:
No lie here...

Went to drink at a spot in nyanya...seated with a friend when two young soldiers wearing combat camour trouser from nowhere came in and asked us to leave our table so they could sit there...I ignored him and called d manager/attendant for Xtra bottles...it pissed them off one immediately removed his belt and flogged my friend first,then use d hook of d army belt to hit my head.

I lost it and gave him a blow straight to his face then d whole place scattered with fight as my friend immediately attacked d 2nd one who was trying to take out a jack knife...na so we start fight o they started making calls calling their colleague refusing us to leave.

NB- My dad is a retired general so i wasn't afraid if they took us to d barracks. Na so when we reached Abacha barracks asokoro I saw a lieutenant colonel I knew and approached him to identify myself...na so those bootrags sleep for guardroom that night.

The end

Since I don see "No lie oo, " na hin I don know say na lie go full dizwan tori... 9ja con born warri pikin, we no dey carry last.

Igbo kwenu!

oilPUSSY:


http://saharareporters.com/2021/04/07/exclusive-military-launches-air-strikes-benue-kill-unknown-gunmen-residents-panic

UGM.
Military problems.
Security insurgence.
Bad economy.

Under this Buh-Ari administratives
Do we for once offended this guy family in Nigeria history and we forget to apologize that make us deserve so much inhumane act from him..

Abah..

This one no dey choke again oo
Na dying...

Na to find paper to japa na hin remain for Nigeria

Diz one don pass endurance na suffering oo..

Why on earth will military tactics now resort to air flying tactic in a community abah fah....

What were land military doing or what we have them for if all the only solution to all this brouhaha is to invite military tactics.

Richie6:
Cigarettes allowance
Hardship allowance
This country is finished!

I thought is only me that saw it "CIGARETTES ALLOWANCE"

O

Hey nairalanders,

Something just came to my mind not quite long and I decided to share it here and view people's opinion about it.

Do you believe in money can't buy happiness?

As for me oo money "Will" buy happiness cause money stop all nonsense you can think of in this world...

Let see your own opinion about that topic.

OMG! This live score still dey record even though nobody dey watch d match any longer.... Kwantinu. Smh.

HBD girly.
But tha skin no b here ooo
Sperm calling skin...

Beedude:
Lolz. The account enter domant or what? And i was thinking of opening a business account with them next week.

Its actually stamps dues charges upon stamp dues charges I dey receive oo

At least, he shows he's healthy and agile unlike one old drenched man that have up to 5 thousand wire in his body..

E dey breeet!
Opor!
But my account wit dem no dey breet oo

O

Sammy07:

One of the thug children dey abroad oo. I'm sure you've not seen an aero plane before

LMAO..

Anigreat:





Short.

Tallness without brain is useless

Loolz... Happy Easter Sunday.

Ehinjuola. - My real name.

Crypto to the world!

And one use-less 'kwantry" want to eradicate it..

Country that don't know what future tells...

Full with bigotry leaders with their protruding belly.

And one baba still dey do CEO of "Stingy Men Association"
Time no dey tell person.
Congrats. Naeto C n your gorgeous woman with ever blessing children.

One day I shall be exhorted to the world like Mr. Adeyemi and co. Amen!

Nigerians and fraud na padipadi.. If u loose guard llaidiz.. Fiam. Before u know dem dem peff u

Omo c wetin I no won C diz century again..

justscorchone:



Alaye which advice you need gan gan, you already know you want to fvck her

justscorchone:



Alaye which advice you need gan gan, you already know you want to fvck her

viviangist:
Shared with Caption ...


Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/CMvvXDxDepe/

Uhmm. ..

EbukaHades10:
I don't just understand.

Can't it just say "the woman u see is no ordinary person"?

Or this woman is a real gem and also from Africa

[quote author=GeneralPula post=99985610]Nigeria teachers do this a lot.. With another person (Student) pikin?

O. B. O

Uhmmmm

Diz girl parent no go c gate of heaven... Walahi

habsydiamond:
Ehya... Epele......Wetin this mama dey find for naija tori olorun.... MAMA DON ENTER ONE CHANCE ON TOP GREEN CARD

Lmao

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[B/]Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji ‘ un. Verily, from Allah we came and to him we return.[/bold].
Death dey par a diz year ooo May God save us oo

:oWhy some men love problem laidiz

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