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Autos / Re: Edited by ehissi(m): 7:25pm On Dec 11, 2023
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Autos / Re: Edited by ehissi(m): 7:24pm On Dec 11, 2023
Its here again
Autos / Re: Edited by ehissi(m): 7:24pm On Dec 11, 2023
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Autos / Re: Edited by ehissi(m): 7:23pm On Dec 11, 2023
Come buy something
Family / Re: Loss Of Libido Due To Depression: How Does One Revive It? by ehissi(m): 4:26pm On Dec 10, 2023
ImoleNaija:
For weeks, I have lost interest in sex. Even when I try to force the erection, I lose it before mounting, as there's no strength to sustain it at all. All her words of encouragement/motivation hold no water. She's so pitiful.


Experienced husbands, how do you manage your sex drives & financial depression?

Less coke and Fanta and more exercise, preferably with heavy weights.

Dry bones will rise again
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Bournemouth (0 - 3) On 9th December 2023 by ehissi(m): 8:45pm On Dec 09, 2023
nairalanda1:
There once was a club called Manchester United.

Baba this one no be club again oooh. Na beer parlour..... grin

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Properties / Re: Lamentations From FESTAC As FHA Demolishes Buildings by ehissi(m): 4:11pm On Dec 09, 2023
okeysoninv:
You have 100m , billions of naira instead of going to South East to develop our land you went to a strangers land to develop it for them. Foolish set of people. They should demolish more lands of this set of foolish people who refuses to learn.

Where you wan see land at the current prices they bought them in cities in the east..?

They invested in those areas because they were cheap, plus proximity to their means of livelihood, where they make their money.

Abi make them open shop for Trade fair before volks barracks dey travel go east everyday?

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Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome Celebrates His 60th Birthday Today by ehissi(m): 10:26am On Dec 07, 2023
Happy Birthday to a wonderful Man who has impacted more lives than people will ever know by the help and hand of God almighty

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Career / Re: Why Do Ladies Dominate The Banking Sector...? by ehissi(m): 9:46pm On Dec 06, 2023
Simple, because of yansh and bwest.

If you have it and know how to package it, you will always be smiling to the bank πŸ˜ƒ 😊 πŸ™‚
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Luton Vs Arsenal (3 - 4) On 5th December 2023 by ehissi(m): 6:25am On Dec 06, 2023
Wordson:
Arsenal won dat by the skin of their teeth. grin
Dey may not be so lucky in dir next game...
Aston villa is home against them on Saturday..

And Aston villa haven't lost any EPL match at home this season, in fact they have won all their home games this season... So they better go brace up for a thrilling exhilarating encounter

This is arsenal's first win against Luton at home in 38yrs.

They just broke a record, Chill out and celebrate grace!!

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Family / Re: Ex-Wife Threatened To Take Me To Court For Children Custody by ehissi(m): 4:40pm On Dec 05, 2023
Prospertochu:
My x wife and I share 3 children together ( 4 years old triplets 2 boys 1 girl). I live in another state due to the nature of my job.

The girl lives with her in Lagos and the boys are with my mother and sister in the village. I rented another apartment for them far away because I don't want my x or her family to come and kidnapped my boys the same way she kidnapped the girl .

My x wife and daughter are going to the village for xmas she want me to give her my mum adress so she can see the boys she said she bought plenty gifts for them .

I refused because the last time she visited she took all 3 children to her parents house only for her to kidnapped the girl leaving behind the boys.

I don't want her to kidnapped my boys and she has threatened to take me to court for custody she said the judge will grant her custody because the children are tender .

I told her to go ahead and report me anywhere she wants. I am scared to loose my boys. I love them so much they are my everything I won't bear to lose them.

My boys are only 4 years old is it true that the judge will grant her custody because they are tender ?


Edited 1 : https://www.nairaland.com/7112098/x-wife-demanding-me-more#112551530



Edited 2: https://www.nairaland.com/7436944/ex-wife-kidnapped-daughter#118450454

False. The boys are with your mother, the court is more likely to have them removed if there was no maternal care or nature available to them.

Since your own mother and sister is there, it will suffice.

What court will frown upon is denying visitation rights/access to the mother, other than that you are free.

But you didn't go into details of your situation. You called her an ex, did you guys ever marry?

What kind of marriage, was it traditional only or you went to registry?

Or did she just have kids for you?

Clarification on these will make it easier for you to be properly advised......
Politics / Re: Cost Of Living In Nigeria Is Cheaper Than UK Or US by ehissi(m): 8:04pm On Dec 03, 2023
psalmsjob:
I'm posting this as a response to the topic that made Nairaland front page yesterday; "See What Someone Bought With An Hour Minimum Wage In The UK Β£10", the link: https://www.nairaland.com/7929193/see-what-someone-bought-hour/8#127286855

UK & US ARE OVER-RATED NIGERIA IS STILL BETTER in terms of cost of living see a practical example why doing a price comparison: 1 pound to 1 naira today is N1,001 so are you saying with Β£10 x N1,001 = N10,001 you cannot buy everything in that basket and collect change in Nigeria today?

1 Sliced Bread = N800
2 Spaghetti = N1400
1 Gesha = N600
1 live chicken = N3,000
1 75cl soya Oil = N1,400
1 Midium size Butter = N600
2 Gino Tomato paste = N1,000

Total = N8,800 so your change is N1,200 that's if you exchange pound to naira at offical rate and buying at the most expensive stores or high brands. If you exchange at black market rate and buy at public market "days" you will collect as much as N6,000 after buying everything in that basket....that's about Β£6 left.

LET'S JUST THANK GOD FOR WHAT WE HAVE AND STOP LOOKING AT AND GLORIFYING ANOTHER MAN'S LAND MORE THAN OUR OWN....OUR OWN NA OUR OWN O grin

Cost of living, Nigeria is better but standard of living?

Overseas is better (US and UK)

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Politics / Re: Rabiu, BUA Chairman Rejects Appointment As APC Releases Standing Committee List by ehissi(m): 9:55am On Dec 02, 2023
bestman09:
They want to rubbish his name and image

Na lie! Them dey find free awoof cement..... grin
Politics / Re: Rabiu, BUA Chairman Rejects Appointment As APC Releases Standing Committee List by ehissi(m): 9:53am On Dec 02, 2023
youngrichnigga:
Rabiu dodged the bullet; APC and Balablu will rubbish anyone that gets involved with the evil party eventually, better to dine with the devil using very long spoon πŸ₯„πŸ₯„πŸ₯„ grin grin angry

You sef! Must you follow Devil chop......no be long throat be that one....
Autos / Re: Edited by ehissi(m): 7:50pm On Dec 01, 2023
See body oooh πŸ”₯
Autos / Re: Edited by ehissi(m): 7:49pm On Dec 01, 2023
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Dey
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Motor
Autos / Re: Edited by ehissi(m): 7:48pm On Dec 01, 2023
Car for sale πŸ”₯
Autos / Re: Edited by ehissi(m): 5:53am On Nov 29, 2023
Come and buy something
Autos / Re: Edited by ehissi(m): 5:52am On Nov 29, 2023
This is Wednesday morning market
Autos / Re: Edited by ehissi(m): 5:51am On Nov 29, 2023
Come and buy market
Health / Re: Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour Compares Prices Of Drugs Between January 2023 & Now by ehissi(m): 11:06pm On Nov 23, 2023
envoymedia:
Labour Party's candidate in 2023 Lagos gubernatorial election, Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour wrote:



Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour

Where E see augumentin for 23k, baba branded augumentin na 91k
Sports / Re: WCQ: Rwanda Beat South Africa, Hands Super Eagles A Fighting Chance by ehissi(m): 4:59am On Nov 23, 2023
Samunique:
So bcs Rwanda beat South Africa now, dem don become Brazil

Even brazil dey lose game anyhow now oooh. No think am
Sports / Re: WCQ: Rwanda Beat South Africa, Hands Super Eagles A Fighting Chance by ehissi(m): 4:57am On Nov 23, 2023
spiSeyi:
The Super Eagles might not make it out of that group because the Rwanda team is underrated and they guys mean to beat everybody, they held SA by their balls and attacked them very hard grin. The group is not open until Nigeria beats Rwanda and SA home and away which will be very difficult undecided . There is no underdog in African football again cool

Am telling you, If Lesotho can hold a whole Super Eagles to a draw, wetin remain again for football not to fear

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Moldova President's Dog Bites Austria President's Hand During Visit (Photos) by ehissi(m): 7:13pm On Nov 19, 2023
What a diplomatic mishap, the dog suppose collect but unfortunately na presidential dog.

Nobody is above the law when it comes to breaching the safety of a head of state, at least except for this bingo here

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Travel / Re: Canada Looks Like Isolation Camp - Nigerian Man Who Relocated To Canada Laments by ehissi(m): 11:25pm On Nov 18, 2023
He should go to the County and get approval to start a local football team...
Autos / Re: Lagos Toks 2020 Benz GLE350 Just Arrived Custom Duty Paid Luxury @ Its Peak by ehissi(m): 11:54am On Nov 11, 2023
Offpointng:


Wow this is serious

It is less than 5yrs old and is considered new. The cost of clearing a 2020 model year of any car is 70% percent of the value of car!

Google how much 2020 gle cost in dollars, multiply it by 70%. The answer you get, multiply it by #783.17 (Thats the rate that Nigerian Port is currently using for the dollar) then you will have an idea of how much to clear the car!

Minus other logistics whey you go spend for the car to come out without stress (we never talk of shipping and handling)

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Autos / Re: Toks Standard 06 Highlander 1st Body 3 Row Leather Seats Lagos 08168995190 by ehissi(m): 10:31am On Nov 11, 2023
chigodo:
Toks Standard 06 Highlander 1st Body 3 Row Leather Seats Lagos

08168995190

price and engine pix if available? Is it 4 or 6 plug engine?
Autos / Re: Lagos Toks 2020 Benz GLE350 Just Arrived Custom Duty Paid Luxury @ Its Peak by ehissi(m): 10:28am On Nov 11, 2023
Offpointng:


I've got 5m to buy a Benz next week. can this fly for 5m??

That price you just called does not even clear the car you are pricing let alone buy it............................ grin

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Autos / Re: 2023 Model BMW 740i Fully Loaded Toks For Men Alone Super White by ehissi(m): 3:53pm On Nov 10, 2023
Pmedia7787:
Shouldn't be more than 120 m

The critical challenge is that most dealers/marketers here on Nairaland do not do research on cars they wanna sell. So sometimes they or their customers who give them cars overprice them.

Second, this ain't no ordinary car. This is a luxury sedan, there is no known advantage to buying this type of car outside a dealership because of the need for after sales service except you wanna donate the car as a new specimen to kazeem................. grin grin

So if you buy the car you may need to go and register it with Coscharis (after you have personally done your comprehensive vin check to confirm that the car wasn't stolen overseas).

Plus, this variant of bmw was officially launched april 2022, for all you know the car may even be used as it is......

A simple google lookup of the value of the car online, a vin check can guide one on a wise choice of price.

Also there is something most critics of cars like this don't appreciate in it pricing, outside other miscellaneous costs like shipping and handling, insurance, the cost of clearing such cars as recent as this is 70% of the total value of the car.

Meaning if the value of the car is set to $96,000, if you add 70% cost of clearance, the total amount spent minus shipping is going over $160,000 (cost of shipping and handling not included).

Given the current rate of the dollar today, #200m isn't bad for an asking price.........
Food / Re: Peak Launches New Peak β€œMini” Evap Packs by ehissi(m): 11:13am On Nov 10, 2023
OlujobaSamuel:
Hmmmm, what's the RRP?
Na so Hollandia give us evap that year for #15 or so, the thing don reach #150 now.
I'm so sure the introductory price for this will be #120, but retailers won't be able to sell at that price due to a meagre margin of just #4, them go kuku sell for #130, when peak see sey e dey sell for #130, Dem go change price to #121 from the initial #116 so as to take from the #14 retailers are getting.
Tin go come be #600/#700

Even the hollandia evap is not as creamy as before, sincd cocacola bought it over them don reduce the cream whey dem dey add

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